Month: December 2011

My Dogg is a Totem Dog…

*** But never forget that Dogg was still alive. The next thing I know is that the Spider Zombie was screaming bloody murder and I saw he had a Zombie killing dog attached to the back of his neck and Dogg was ripping his spinal cord out as I stared through the bubbling plexiglass…

My thoughts turned to, OMG Dogg will dissolve… ***

I jumped up after tossing the plexiglass off of me and ran to Dogg as he collapsed on the ground. Dogg had just saved my life at my expense or so I thought. But I have to stop now and explain what I discovered about Dogg at this point…

Dogg stopped moving and I was holding him in my arms with tears in my eyes. He was my buddy and I would be devastated without him by my side. That is when I felt something strange happening to Doggs body and he turned to a block of wood in my arms. A block of wood that resembled a dog sitting on his back two legs…

Dogg looked like a totem pole in a small size… (See picture I took!)

I was lost as to what was happening and carried Dogg upstairs out of the basement, after I checked for anymore moving Zombies. I had a huge mess to clean up later…

I then looked up on my laptop about wooden animals in the shape of a totem pole. That is when I discovered what I think that Dogg was right now. I was not sure if he would come back or not and I was not sure what to do to help the situation. I spent hours reading about what wonderful creatures make up the American Indian totem pole legends and found this information to explain and maybe make it easier for us non believers to understand…

The Dog: Noble, faithful, loyal, teaching, protection, and guidance…

A totem can be the symbol of a tribe, clan, family or individual. Native American tradition provides that each individual is connected with nine different animals that will accompany each person through life, acting as guides. Different animal guides come in and out of our lives depending on the direction that we are headed and the tasks that need to be completed along our journey…

Native beliefs further explain that a totem animal is one that is with you for life, both in the physical and spiritual world. Though people may identify with different animal guides throughout their lifetimes, it is this one totem animal that acts as the main guardian spirit…

With this one animal a connection is shared, either through interest in the animal, characteristics, dreams, or other interaction…

I sighed and turned to look at the totem of Dogg. I thanked him for saving my life and promised that I would keep him around forever. I was so tired at this point that I sat back and before I new it I had fallen asleep…

Well as it seems that when you have hundreds of Zombies then you most likely have at least one more Zombie sneaking around. It just so happens that there was one last Zombie left in the old power plant. But it seems that I was so exhausted that I was not tuned in to the last Zombie…

I woke with a putrid smell and two rotting hands grabbing my neck. I was one second away from death as a being a human and just closed my eyes as a slimy disgusting mouth was about to bite my face. It was that close to the end…

Then a little ball of fire called Dogg exploded from over my head and knocked the Zombie on its back onto the floor. The next thing I knew was we were minus one Zombie as Dogg carried the head off to the corner of the room to play with. Dogg was in a good mood and looked like brand new…

I just set there shaking and really could not understand what is going on, but I do know that Dogg saved my life again. I understand that the spirits of the American Indians are still strong and viable energies on this earth. I was blessed to have such a powerful totem dog for my protection…

I call Dogg now my little guardian angel with an attitude…

Dogg looked at me from across the room and I could have sworn that he was smiling at me. I went back to sleep a much needed sleep knowing my Dogg was watching the home front…

Next article is more tuned toward an explanation about the place were Dogg and I live now. We had a good Christmas and have a very safe and secure home. It is bomb proof and no Zombies around…

Have a good holiday and watch out for the Zombies…

Stryker!

The Spider Zombie from Hell…

*** Dogg and I slaughtered Zombies for what seemed like forever, until we had one last Zombie in the corner of the room. Dogg was getting ready to pounce on him when he climbed the wall and clung to the ceiling like a spider would do running from you…. (WTF went through my mind!) ***

Well I have to tell you that killing all the other Zombies was an easy task compared to what we faced in front of us now! (Or should I say stuck to the ceiling above us?)

I dubbed it the Spider Zombie…

As Dogg and I decided how to handle this new Zombie. The Zombie spit a black substance at us from its mouth. It landed on one of my machetes and the floor. That is when we realized that this was a very dangerous Zombie…

The black gooey stuff ate the blade in half of my machete and it was eating a hole into the concrete that the floor was made out of. I heard it sizzle when it found the steel re-bar in the floor and bubbled up foam out of the hole in the floor it had made…

I told Dogg to run and he did not hesitate to back away quickly. Dogg had poor defenses against a Zombie like this one. It was stuck way up on the ceiling staring at us like a spider would watch a fly buzzing the air. I picked up a huge plastic trash can lid that had a handle in the middle of it. I hoped to use it to at least block a little bit of the black spit of death…

The Spider Zombie spit again and I blocked it with the lid. The goo sizzled and slid off real fast. That was good, it looks like the plastic liquified and ran like water. The goo just fell to the floor and made another hole in the floor…

I blocked the spit from the Spider Zombie again and moved as fast as I could. I struck the Zombie in the leg and backed away very quickly. Now while I cut his leg off at the knee, the machete was history by that one blow. It was literally dissolved in half. I had one more machete in my belt and I realized that this next blow had to be a death blow by me. For that would leave me defenseless and my hands were not going to get the job done against this Zombie…

I all of a sudden thought, that a Baby Zombie right now would be better than a Spider Zombie…

I looked around for something that might be more effective against this Zombie. I saw a large piece of plexiglass in the corner of the room. It was about the size of a wood panel 4×8 ft. I could use it as a shield…

I ran to the plexiglass but the Spider Zombie beat me there. I had just enough time to pull it in front of me and block the black spit from hell. The Spider Zombie leaped at me and I went down under the plexiglass. He was on top of me staring at me through the plexiglass. Then he screamed and started to spit all over the plexiglass. I could see and hear the plastic slowly melt away. It was not fast and it seems that plexiglass is more resistant than concrete or steel to the deadly substance…

I really thought this was it, I could see my life flash in front of my eyes. I was going to be killed by a new type of Zombie that acted like a spider with poison spit…

But never forget that Dogg was still alive. The next thing I know is that the Spider Zombie was screaming bloody murder and I saw he had a Zombie killing dog attached to the back of his neck and Dogg was ripping his spinal cord out as I stared through the bubbling plexiglass…

My thoughts turned to, OMG Dogg will dissolve…

To be continued…

Stryker…
The Zombie Source Code…

Dogg gets cornered by 100 Zombies and I had fallen down in a Pit…

***So today I am writing this to let you know that we are getting a new place set up. I went and got a new laptop and some new weapons. I will talk more in detail in the next few days after I get the power situation worked out in the building. It looks to be a great place to stay safe and I am just too busy to write a whole lot right now. I do promise to try to get a picture of the place and get everyone updated on what we are doing next…***

Well it has been awhile since I have been able to get back to the posting! Had a big issue and we almost lost Dogg…

As you know Dogg and I have found a new home and we were going to fix it up. The first thing to do was to get electricity going. Dogg and I went to look for the power box in the underground building we were in. I knew we had power to the meter of the building but somewhere deeper in the lower levels of the building was a huge electric panel that we had to play with to get the power back on. So Dogg and I went searching…

We had searched the whole lower levels except one door was locked and made of beaten and riveted cast iron bands on top of what looked like concrete. It was a massive door. My guess is that is where we have to go to turn the power on…

We finally figured out how to get the door to open! It was a chain hanging from the ceiling and as you pulled it the door open. Actually there was two chains and one opened the door and the other closed the door. Strange…

I opened the door and that is when life got rough! Some how the room behind the door was full of Zombies. I mean about 100 Zombies and they all tried to come out at the same time, after I opened the door. I backed up without looking behind me and when I stepped on a wood part of the floor it gave away under me. I was 10 foot down in a pit… (That hurt!)

Dogg looked down into the pit and whined at me! Right then a Zombie grabbed Dogg. I could not see what was happening but I heard Dogg growl and all hell broke loose up above my head. It was Zombie killing time and I was stuck in this damn hole in the floor…

The next thing I knew was that Dogg was pushing Zombies into the pit by jumping at them and knocking the ones near the pit down on top of me. At first I said, “Dogg, you trying to kill me?” Then I saw a method to his madness and started to decapitate Zombies as fast as he knocked them into the pit. Dogg did not have to knock that many down into the pit because they fell in on their own. There was literally a hundred plus Zombies. I heard Dogg yelp in pain and growl in retaliation, but he did not give up…

In between the decapitations, I piled the headless bodies on top each other to make a mound to help climb out of this pit. It was getting crowded and I was climbing on top of bodies as they hit the pile and I chopped heads off as fast as I could. I also split the head open like a ripe melon to make sure that it would not bite me…

Lucky for me these were graveyard style Zombies and they had very poor motor control of their limbs. I just chopped and chopped for all I was worth. I was worried about Dogg though because I was getting tired and there still seemed to be a lot of Zombies up top…

I finally could reach the top of the pit and I sheathed the machete and pulled myself up and out of the pit. I was right and Dogg was cornered across the room by about a hundred still moving Zombies. So that makes the count in the room at better than 200 Zombies. Dogg had blood dripping from about 15 wounds all over his body and he looked as bad as I felt…

But the site of my buddy injured and still ready to die for me gave me renewed energy. I pulled out both matching Mexican Machetes that I had specially made and yelled at the Zombies to leave my Dogg alone! About half of the Zombies turned my way and started to come after me moaning like a bunch of sissy pants girls…

Dogg saw that I had made it out and that gave him renewed energy to kill Zombies with. I guess he had decided also that being tired was no excuse and it was kill or die…

Dogg and I slaughtered Zombies for what seemed like forever, until we had one last Zombie in the corner of the room. Dogg was getting ready to pounce on him when he climbed the wall and clung to the ceiling like a spider would do running from you…. (WTF went through my mind!)

To be continued…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

New Home and Some Truths Today…

*** We left and all was quiet. It was time to find us a new base and home. I had an idea where, but first we had to get rid of the Source Code Female Zombie that gave birth to the Baby Zombie that we just killed in the last post… ***

The last post was installed by cell phone and it is just too hard to do it that way. So I waited until Dogg and I were relocated and I had a new laptop to keep recording on this blog!

So where to start? First we went to the old power plant that was located outside of the city. It is built like a fortress and no one is there accept Zombies. It was abandoned many years ago and no sane human goes to the area. I guess you realize what that makes me…

Second I need to tell you a little more about me. I have kinda lied in the past and made out that I am just a normal guy who has these tendencies to kill Zombies, all for the good of mankind. Well that is not totally true. I am an ex Airborne Ranger and after extensive stints killing thousands of men, women and children all over the world. I decided to quit killing innocent people for the government and kill the latest threat to our society – The Zombie. That is all I will say about my government work, but I will say that government sucks and that is that and that is final…

Third Dogg and I have much in the way of resources at our disposal so you need not worry about if we will have the funds to keep killing Zombies as our homes and life is destroyed on a daily basis…

So lets talk about the escapade that turned an old power plant into the new base for a Zombie proof home…

Dogg and I went down the long road or driveway that leads to the old power plant. We had decided to try to stay quiet and not kill any Zombies unless we have to. Since Zombies can warn others Zombies that we are here, we sorta wanted to sneak in and see if this place is what we want first. We got into the plant with no issue. It was broad daylight and Zombies are kinda scarce during the day. After breaking a lock on a side door. Dogg and I found that the main body of the building with steel bar windows and walls of reinforced concrete 4 feet thick, it was also half buried in the ground and had no one had been inside for a long time. So besides being dusty it was untouched and sound. It was a fortress that even an Apocalypse would not faze it. In fact it seemed to be built to withstand atomic bombs…

That made up my mind to use this as a base and by the looks of the place, anymore Baby Zombies would have a hard time getting us in this building… 🙂

This was all fine and dandy, but since we had left the door open when we came in we had a surprise that almost ended this little fortress dream. The Source Code Zombie had spotted us as we broke in and decided to pay a little visit for a tasty lunch. That ended my theory that Zombies are not around much in the day time..

I was grabbed from behind and surprised by the Source Code Zombie. Dogg was just as surprised as I was. I guess the place overwhelmed us and we lost track of what we should be aware of. (You know like Zombies.) I had plans on killing this female Source Code Zombie but really at that moment it was not in the plans. I like to think things out before I go killing Zombies. Well it seems that Dogg decided that this was his kill and extracted revenge for this Zombie giving birth to a Baby Zombie that almost killed us…

I will not go into details – Lets just say Dogg and his titanium teeth are deadly… (Yuck!) The last I saw of Dogg that day, he was playing with the head of the Zombie in the corner of the building and I did not have the heart to take it away from him. He was having just too much fun…

So today I am writing this to let you know that we are getting a new place set up. I went and got a new laptop and some new weapons. I will talk more in detail in the next few days after I get the power situation worked out in the building. It looks to be a great place to stay safe and I am just too busy to write a whole lot right now. I do promise to try to get a picture of the place and get everyone updated on what we are doing next…

Stryker
The Source Code Zombie!

PS: I got to go get that Zombie head away from Dogg…