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I am a Grim Reaper of the Zombies… (Part 2)

So what am I?

I am a Grim Reaper but I mainly collect souls of the Zombies…

It is kinda a crappy job and it looks like I am being punished at the same time as being promoted in power and survival abilities. For I am now the only human Reaper in history. I have just gained all the power and knowledge of the Reaper’s…

Okay, I guess I need to explain to those of you who have lived under a rock most of your life. A Reaper is a entity that collects the souls of the dying as they breath their last on earth. They do not kill but they are always present to collect the souls. I understand it as being a soul protector and making sure that the souls of the dead get to their final destination and no mess ups. If you go to heaven, then the Reaper makes sure that is where you go, or vice verse…

I collect Zombie souls and make sure they go to Zombie hell as that is where Zombie souls have to go. It is a hell that is far from the hell we hear about for normal humans. Zombie hell is a million times worse than hell as we know…

It seems that when I touched the round sphere, I was implanted with all the known knowledge in the Reaper universe. I was given the same treatment that any Reaper is given as they are released to collect souls. Reapers live on the Reaper planet, in the Reaper galaxy, in the Reaper realm located in the Reaper Universe. Other words a whole section of eternity is devoted to the Reapers. They much needed in all the Universes, but at the same time they are feared so much by normal entities and the gods that we all have stories to enlighten the populace to their abilities…

The Reaper that I killed was the first and only known Reaper to have been infected by a Zombie virus. The exact reasons and methods are unknown as it died with the Zombie Reaper. But inside of me is the soul of that Reaper and today I sent him to Zombie Hell…

About a half hour ago, I finished with dealing with all the souls of Zombies that I have collected. I did not realize that ever Zombie I killed, which number in the thousands and thousands was still a part of me. I realized that I was picking up souls of the gods, but every soul I killed is there also…

I know have the ability to strip all the power from a soul and use it myself if needed. I then deposit that soul into a special chute. It is a lot like a hamper chute that leads into a basement. The place where you put your dirty clothes, so that mom can wash them later…

Once it is in the hamper then the soul is transported to its final destination. Most of my souls that I collect go to Zombie Hell…

So right now I have the energies and powers of everyone I have demised over the last few years. I can keep the souls in me safe if I so desire. Like I have the souls of Woewebegone, Sword Maker and Old Eskimo, I will keep them safe and they will help guide me and protect me. I can also release these souls again if I find a suitable being to place them in. That is the hard part for it has to be a perfect match or else I chance corrupting the soul and that can lead to very terrible things…

I was lucky with Ben…

But as with all the Zombie gods that I have absorbed, I just take their powers and send the dried up soul to hell. It is a win win for me…

I have been thinking and am not sure about all this, as now I live for ever or at least the prospect of forever. For I proved a Reaper could die and that my friend makes my existence unique in the Universes. I am feared by the Reapers as well as by the Zombies, which means I am very feared by the gods and normal beings, such as humans…

I do not think that the Old Eskimo and Woewebegone foresaw this happening and they are very silent inside of me. I sense that they are in deep intellectual thought and it may be a while before they come forth again…

But all is behind me know and the future is the thinking’s for today…

We have a ship, we have the means, we have the power and we have the knowledge! Time to trip the stars fantastic and after we get going, I will explain about the craft we are in and maybe more about the Reaper world and life…

Ben, Dogg, Clare and Girl are already on board…

Once I get on board we start a new chapter in this tale of Zombies…

Can we save earth, can we save the universe, can we save the gods, can we save humans and can we save ourselves? This is going to be interesting, because we now go to where powers are limited by imagination, not physical boundaries. Earth has such finite limitations and where we go there are no limitations…

While a god on earth is all powerful, he is still limited by earthly bounds, in the gods realm, his power is limited by only himself…

Something to think about…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

PS: Next: We Are in – Space, The Final Frontier! (I always wanted to say that!) 🙂

I am a Grim Reaper of the Zombies… (Part 1)

Well Ben has come back to earth after Clare and him had a talk. They decided that love can wait until the universe is saved. Thank goodness…

Now the next news!

We found the tunnel that Clare had told us about and it looks to be something beyond earthly made! It looks like it is protected by an energy shield and my sword nor armor can penetrate it. In fact nothing we do seems to have any effect and Girl had a great idea!

“Think for once and stop trying to use brute force!” said Girl…

I know it makes sense, but hey I am a guy and I like to smash things… 🙂

We found a terminal on the wall of the tunnel and it showed us a diagram of the complex that was behind the door. It is a huge dome shaped structure, it has a flat floor and looks big enough to hold two football fields. There is one way in and one way out. The walls look to be 15 foot thick or 5 meters and it has a full force field surrounding it. Power source unknown. The door is the thinnest spot, but at 3 meters thick, it is still not too thin…

So we tried everything that we could think of and then I remembered something that the Old Eskimo said to me during one of our conversations about life…

He said, “With your heart, you will overcome the biggest obstacle! With your soul in hand as a key, you will open all doors! With your sword of a soul, you will defeat all enemies!”

My sword? My soul? My heart? My hand? Then I decided to try something…

I walked up to the door and as I retracted my armor, as my sword was put away, as my shield was put away, as my cheeks turned red from me standing there naked, as I placed my hand on the handle of the door, I concentrated on allowing my soul to speak to what ever it was that was controlling this force field. The field did not repulse me and I felt the power wavering around the door as it responded to my presence. I was not offensive and I expressed myself to the door as a human who needed help. A human who needed to get inside…

Then I felt the door handle give and I was able to turn it…

The door made a popping noise and a hum. Then it started to creak open slowly. Then faster and faster as the energy field resided and dispersed all together…

I stepped back and Ben brought me some cloths that we keep for this occasion and as I put them on the door finished opening. The darkness was deep and as if to respond to our thoughts, the room lit up in a brilliant blue color and after our eyes had adjusted. In the middle of the complex was a craft, that I only could describe as not made of earth…

The only thing that I can say is that it was beyond anything that you can imagine and I do not have the ability to really describe it. Lets just say it was a huge round ball with a perfect mirror surface, that changed colors as it became all the colors of the spectrum and as it changed red so did the room. Did I say huge?

I want you to understand, When I say mirror I am talking about a no distortion type of mirror. I have never seen reflections this pure. After we walked up to the mirror surface, you could feel the presence of something, like the ship was alive, like the ship was intelligent…

We all looked at each other and Ben said, “I feel it and it seems to be an intelligence eons old!” I shook my head in agreement…

Girl touched the surface and said it was not cold at all, then Ben touched it and so did Clare. They all agreed, it was like almost warm feeling. Like it was alive…

I reached my hand out and as I touched the surface of the mirrored ball. I was hit by a sharp blast of energy and my hand stuck to the surface and I could not remove it. I tried to expand my armor and it would not expand. My sword was stuck in its sheath. Then it hit me as a million. billion, trillion and much more bits of data crashed upon me. It started slow then increased in speed and after a few minutes, what ever was happening realized that I needed my suit of armor to survive and as it expanded, the energy flow of data went into the suit. As I passed out I felt the suit changing and growing. I felt me changing and growing. I passed out as I was looking upon the face of a Grim Reaper, an older and wiser looking Reaper than what I fought…

He laid his hand on my head and said, “So you are the Reaper killer? When you wake you will be a Reaper yourself and may god be with you! I hope a human can with stand the ritual. Sleep and all will be revealed…”

So I finally woke and am sitting in the corner of the huge room and doing some thinking’s. Everyone is leaving me alone and everyone is staying away from the ship. For all has been revealed to me and my next post will be about what was expressed to me. Yes we are leaving earth very soon…

Lets just say to make a long story short for now!

I am a Grim Reaper and I am a Grim Reaper of the Zombies…

No choice in the matter and that is that…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

PS: Dogg just came over to me and he laid his head on my lap. I saw in his eyes that once life was so easy and simple. Just kill Zombies and that is that. But…

Now Dogg is correct, But – life has become very very complicated and hard. Maybe one day we will be able to just drink a beer and read a book. I thought of the old days as I scratched Dogg behind the ears and he smiled at me…

The Grim Reaper of The Zombie Gods… (Part 3)

I went to my knees and was holding my head as I was attacked within. That is the last I remember on earth for a few hours. I was taken to the planet that Woewebegone had trained me at. I was alone, yet I knew that I was not alone and that the Grim Reaper would appear when he decided to…

I had no weapons and I had no armor. I was naked as the day I was born and just as defenseless…

Then the Reaper appeared before me and he was in the same state I was. Naked and defenseless, except for our own two hands and feet…

Now a naked Reaper is not something that anyone else has probably ever seen. We all have seen a Grim Reaper and that tattered cloak with a scythe image. We that is the image that they present to humans and others in the Universe. But here before me was a Reaper naked as I was and I have to say he scared me…

He was grey in color and about 12 foot + inches tall. He weighed most likely about 750 to 800 pounds of solid muscle. His muscles rippled as he breathed and that alone was enough to make you wet your pants, if you had any pants on that is…

I looked at myself and I realized that I was no match without sword and armor against this behemoth. I was trying to figure out what to do as he attacked…

I found myself in the grip of a mad demon and he had his icy hand wrapped around my neck, as he tried to squeeze the life out of me. Then as I was seeing spots before my eyes as the oxygen was being cut off to my brain. I remembered how Girls with her Kung Fu can over power a much bigger foe…

Then Woewebegone’s teachings flowed back into my soul and then I did what any red blooded American would do. I stuck my thumb into the Reaper’s eye and tried to gouge his eye out. That made him let go and he backed away in shock. That will teach him to hold me up at eye level…

As he shook his head trying to clear his vision, I realized that fighting dirty was the only way to go and before he even had a chance to clear his sight. I ran up to him and kicked him in the private parts, that all guys have a weakness at. He was no exception and he went down to his knees…

While he screamed like a little girl, I grabbed his head and twisted it as hard as I could. I made a 360 degree twist and snapped his neck. Then all was quiet and I stood there breathing heavy as I tried to recover the oxygen deficiency from earlier. I wondered now what?

I then thought, “Kung Fu Smung Fu!”

Then I was back on earth and Ben was there holding me as I was throwing up and screaming in between throwing up. It was far from over and now the attack was from inside me as the Reaper tried to gain access to my soul and control my body…

I know only what Ben said and that was that I laid there in his arms for about 3 hours before he was able to reach into my mind and help me. I remember Ben standing next to me inside my mind and he was able to bring that wonderful Samurai sword that he loves. With that sword he beat back the Reaper and all the other souls that were trying to get out…

Then as I fell to the ground inside my mind, I saw Woewebegone’s soul take the sword up that Ben had and he flamed out into a bright energy ball that slayed death on anything that moved out of place in my soul world…

Ben took me and we came back to reality. Ben explained that I was almost gone and that I would not have lasted much longer. He said that he finally found away in and came to help. He also said that Woewebegone would hold off the souls until I could figure out what to do, but that Woewebegone could not do it forever…

I laid there as the pressure was released from me and then I could think again…

AS I was thinking a entity appeared before me and it was the sword maker who made my sword…

He had a huge axe in his hands and he said to me, “Cut me down and take my soul! I have a Reaper axe and with that I will keep peace within your soul, as you absorb more and more souls, we will talk later about the future. But for now I can control all who is there and yes even the Reaper! Just don’t go and absorb to many more Reapers please!” Then he smiled and bowed before me, with that huge magnificent axe clutched tightly to his body…

I heard him saying a prayer in his native language I assumed and he then said in English, “Do it now! I feel the Reaper’s power…”

With that I took his head off and once again the heavens and earth shook with a vengeance as I absorbed another soul into my battered inner soul…

Then all became very calm and quiet inside myself. I had not had peace like this for months now…

I fell asleep as Ben caught me as I fell and then two days later I awoke to see my favorite group of humans in the world. Ben, Girl and Dogg were so happy to see me awake. Dogg licked my face and then went to find a Zombie to pick on…

I smiled at the thought of Dogg picking on a Zombie. A regular Zombie would be so nice right now! If only all Zombies were just regular Zombies, what a good world this would be… 🙂

I saw that they had carried me to a forest and they must have walked a long ways, as I had destroyed the earth for miles around and they had laid me under a pine tree. I heard a moan and a growl and then I saw Dogg come running by with a Zombie head in his mouth. He was so happy and so was I as I then decided to think about what we would do next…

I could feel the Sword Maker inside of me as he protected me and I knew that he would fight to the end of the Universe for me. I also looked a Ben and realized from the beginning that he has stood by me and will always stand there also. I saw that Girl was part of the team now and she would not want to be anywhere else and last but not least. Dogg the Totem Dog, the raw power of the group with the strength to tear even the strongest Zombies limb from limb. Faithful and playful…

Yes I was a lucky guy and I decided to sleep some more as I dreamed good dreams for the first time in a long time…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

PS: Coming up – The Plan to Escape Earth…

The Grim Reaper of The Zombie Gods… (Part 2)

As The Grim Reaper Zombie came at me with death in his eyes. I was not sure what to do. For I had doubts that my armor would stop the scythe in its intended mission of removing souls. For I look at armor as protection of the physical body. A Grim Reaper was neither man nor god and was a creation all its own…

That creation was out for my soul and death of me…

I barely dodged the scythe as it cut a deep slice into the wall behind me. I realized that it was of the same power as my sword and for that I had to be careful. I swung my sword at his leg and as it passed through his leg he simply healed and smiled at me. The sword grabbed a little morsel of blood and that was that. The sword did not work the same on him as other creatures. My sword screamed a murderous howl and that started the duel to the death. He next caught me with his scythe and I felt the armor scream under the load and pressure of the power of the scythe. It left a huge gouge down my back and was slow to heal. This was going to be a rough day…

Next experience that stunned us both, was the meeting of the sword and scythe. Neither he nor I was prepared for what happened. There was a repulsion, that smashed us both back from each other and we ended up embedded in the walls of the base. As we extracted ourselves from our tombs, he smiled at me and said you have a Reaper weapon…

Then he charged as I just extracted myself from the wall just in time. Then we fought as we tried to find weaknesses in the other. We were equally matched and the battle raged for hours. His scythe screamed an unholy howl and my sword howled an unholy scream. When they met we had to brace for the explosion and as we fought I could feel the base start to gather toward a collapse. The base complex was getting very weak and it was starting to moan and groan under the weakness…

I could no tell if he could feel it or not and I am not sure that he would have cared. I myself did not want to be buried alive down here. Then it happened, The whole floor collapsed and we were crushed under 19 floors from above. I pushed the armor to its limits and felt the strain and popping noises for the joints as I ripped my way through to the next level, level 19…

I was met with a swiping blow from a scythe and felt like my body had been cut in half. I actually had to check to see if I was in one piece and my hand touched my sword and shield. I got the shield up just in time to stop another scythe swing and then I was back in the game again…

We fought like this for hours and hours more. We would fight until a floor would collapse and then start again on the floor above us. Neither one having the advantage as we leveled one floor at a time. The base slid downwards on top of us as we fought. After what seemed like an eternity we finally reached the top floor…

I saw the door that I had melted and ran for the opening. I came out in a huge hole and leaped straight up to the surface of the ground. I screamed for Dogg, Ben and Girl to run. Do not fight him, for he is too powerful and will take their soul. Beware the scythe, was my last words to them as he smacked me with that scythe like a baseball bat and I flew 100 meters…

I rolled and got up and found that my shield and sword were gone. He did not give me time to think as he attacked and all I could do was to get in close and grapple with him one on one. Out in the open his size advantage became very noticeable. OMG he was huge and he was powerful…

It was everything that my armor could do to stop the crushing blows that he kept pounding me with. I finally got hold of his scythe and an idea came to me. My suit has extraordinary powers and it can absorb energies. As he was concentrating on killing me bare handed, as his right fist smashed me into pulp. I started to absorb his scythe energy. It took him a few minutes to realize what I was doing. Then he roared and tried to take it from my grasp. I held on and then got my other hand on to the shaft also. Then it turned into a matter of life and death. The Reaper was going to do what it took to remove me from the shaft of the scythe…

Then my gang stepped into the picture. They saw and felt what I was trying to do and knew that I needed help. So against my wishes they threw themselves into the fire. Dogg was a huge bear and he was wrapped around the Grim Reapers Zombie head. Just slashing and biting as only a bear can. Ben had stabbed the Reaper in the back and was hanging on to his sword as he was tossed around. Girl was hanging onto his leg and trying to trip him…

The Reaper roared and smashed me against the ground. He tried to pull Bear/Dogg off and that just made Bear/Dogg more determined to hang on. Ben was too far down his back to reach and Girl was too fast. So he just smashed me time and time again against the ground. But with the Reaper having only one hand to use to kill me, because the other was busy with Bear/Dogg, I was able to keep holding on for dear life…

Then it happened…

My suit reached overload s it drained the scythe of power and when I though my armor would melt and implode. The scythe turned to dust in my hands. The Reaper screamed with a roar of total death and we all ended up on the ground. I told everyone to run and do not stop to look back. I said run now or die…

Ben realized that I was serious and they all took off. Girl and Ben grabbed onto Bear/Dogg’s back fur and he ran like a bear going after a honey tree… 🙂

I turned and faced a very very very pissed off Grim Reaper Zombie and knew it was now or never. As my suit of armor reached critical mass. I called my sword and it snapped to my hand. Then I jumped with only the energy of an overly active power source could and sliced the Zombie down the middle. As I sliced I released the energy overload and let the sword use the full power. My sword finally had the energy it needed and after a few seconds, the Grim Reaper realized that he was the lessor of the two and died a very terrible death…

With his death came my rewards and these rewards I could do with out. For I absorbed a Grim Reaper Soul and I preyed as it hit me that my buddies were far enough away. For the explosion was like a atomic bomb went off…

When all calmed down, I stood and as far as the eye could see the earth was barren and flat. Mountains had disappeared, yes the Rocky Mountains as far as I could see had disappeared from sight. The energy was beyond any atomic weapon and I am sure that the gods took notice of what just happened on earth…

I put my sword back into its sheathe and it purred like a happy kitty. My shield was trying to heal from the destruction and my armor looked like it would take days to heal this time. The damage was very sever, but I saw that I would survive…

Then I heard a yell and saw a gang of the best buddies in the world, running toward me. They survived, but how?

Ben explained that Bear/Dogg dug a deep hole as fast as he could. They crawled into the hole and he pulled the dirt over top. The blast it seems while extremely powerful, did not go downwards in direction. It went out and away from the blast center…

But happiness was not to be had just yet…

I then was knocked to my knees as my head tried to explode with pain, as the soul of the Grim Reaper Zombie inside of me, decided to try to take me over…

The Grim Reaper of The Zombie Gods… (Part 3) – Coming tomorrow…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code Earth…

The Grim Reaper of The Zombie Gods… (Part 1)

It was pretty easy as we made our way through the levels of the complex. There was no one there. It was empty. It was a ghost town. Easy always turns out bad in my book…

Dogg, Ben, Girl and I finally decided to tackle the underground bomb shelter complex. If you remember that I had already melted the door off and killed a whole bunch of military personnel. Well we decide that no one was going anywhere except out the door that I melted off and we were in no hurry to get shot at. So we decided to let them sweat and wonder when we were coming…

Since hindsight is always better than foresight, if we had moved fasted then maybe we could have saved a few of the people that hid in this underground tomb. I guess I need to start from the beginning…

As I said, we made our way unhindered level after level. We found a diagram and it showed that the case was 20 floor deep and a 21st floor under construction, but never finished. So we made our way carefully down, down, down and down. We never found anyone alive, we did find a lot of blood though…

We found gallons of blood everywhere. Splashed on the walls, splashed all over the floors and dripping from the ceilings…

We did not expect it to be this way. We expected to see someone alive. I told everyone that we have a real issue and that issue is bigger than all of us put together. I had a feeling of a huge Zombie and most likely a god Zombie of a high level. It also looked to be a very bad Zombie, even for Zombies. Why it seemed to consume bones and all, as it killed…

We finally got to the 20th floor and found exactly the same situation. Blood and more blood. Then Ben screamed and panicked. He said he saw what was in the base and it was hungry as a rabid hippo. It was also not just a Zombie, nor a god or a human. It was from a realm of the Universe that is unknown to even the gods. It was from the Reaper Realm…

That is when I asked, “Grim Reaper?” Ben responded with a up and down shake of the head as affirmative…

Then Dogg started to growl and Girl started to scream as something started to crack a 10 foot steel reinforced concrete floor up in front of us. What ever it was it was coming after us now and through the floor. Then a hand and arm of humungous proportions punched through the floor. It truly looked like the arm of the comic book character “The Incredible Hulk!” Except it was not green, but black and dripping with blood…

It looked like there is a 21st floor and now some redecoration was being done. A new doorway was being put in…

We all backed up to the elevator that we came down on and then something really bad hit me as a problem. Was there a staircase in this base? As the floor exploded upwards, I yelled at Ben to run and get the others out of the base by elevator. I would handle this as it was too closely confined in the base…

Ben started to argue, but as soon as he saw the monster tear a huge hole in the floor and in his hands was a screaming live human. The monster then looked at us as he bit the head off of the screaming human and crunched the skull up like a MM candy. Then as they ran for the elevator, I watched the Monster Zombie eat the dead guy like you would a hotdog that you just pulled out of the refrigerator and started to munch, cold…

This this was huge and I mean huge…

The elevator doors closed and I turned to meet what had to be the baddest, ugliest and most powerful Zombie that I have dealt with yet. It also was hungry and total psychotic to boot…

Then it stared at me and somewhere in its head it had a recognition of who I might be. It then spoke for the only time, during the next twenty hours that we fought. It said, “I am a Reaper and I have been sent by the Zombie gods to stop you and once I stop you, I will stop all the gods! Prepare to have your soul reaped…”

I knew as I looked at him that he had been infected and was a Grim Reaper Zombie…

With that he pulled a Scythe out of thin air and came at me to collect my soul…

The Grim Reaper of The Zombie Gods… (Part 2) – tomorrow…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code

We Meet The Grim Reaper of The Zombie Gods…

I am recovering as is also Dogg, Girl and Ben. We won but got royally kicked hard in the ass…

I will be in the next few days telling about “The Zombie God a Grim Reaper from Hell…”

I am not sure if this is good or not, but we won and I absorbed him and I am in trouble…

To Be Continued…………………….

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code