I stood atop a pile of Reaper Zombie Gods and the last full power stroke of my WarAx did not go all the way through the Reapers body. I knew I was in trouble and as I looked out across the plains of where Kansas, USA use to be from the top of a mile high pile of dead gods. I realized that there were millions and millions more of the Reapers – both Zombies and regular. I was not alone for Ben Zombie, Bear/Dogg and a dozen others fought by my side as we tried to end this Zombie terror that had a death grip on the whole universe…
I saw a flash of brilliant blue splash across the skies and I shook my head at the fact that I was not able to be by my woman’s side and help her. My woman was a Reaper Ship and her name was Prometheus. Prometheus was powered by a sun of pure energy and she was in the battle for her life as the other Reaper ships were attacking her and trying to take her down. The thought of her all alone in space fighting for her life made my blood boil and the next sweep of my WarAx split a large Reaper Zombie God right down the middle and as his two halves fell away, three more gods took his place…
I heard Bear/Dogg roar and saw him ripping gods into small pieces and Ben looked at me with that look I have gotten use to. That look of, “We are going to die!” Then his Samurai Sword cleaved a Reaper God’s head off its shoulders and I went back to fighting for my godly life…
I guess that I should start from the beginning, for I was not always a Reaper God myself and I use to be just a simple human who was in the wrong place at the wrong time and ended up as the single most powerful entity in the history of the Universe. Now all the Gods, Zombies, Zombie Gods, Demons, Demigods and what ever else could make it here, has ascended upon Earth to kill me, my small army and forever wipe the planet Earth from the Universe…
If you are interested keep reading this true story of how Earth got into this situation and while you may not believe that this all has happened. I assure you that it did…
Read on as you read my diary pages that I have written for thousands of years. Right here on this same laptop that was made back in the early 2000 years. Oh yes it is the year 15,897 AD and if I win this war, I will start all time again and call it 1 AZ… (After Zombie!)