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Almost a World Army…

*** We are building an army but it looks to be small in comparison to Zighiles army of the living dead. Talk to you tomorrow and I will tell you what is happening… ***

Well I awoke after a terrible dream from my daughter about what Zighile is doing, to wonderful news about the army that is developing to help fight the Zombies…

First the good news. It seems that over the night, that we have stirred some interest in saving the world. As it stands right now – 1,000,000 people are coming from China, Mongolia, Russia, Vietnam, Iran, North Korea and many many other places. It seems that the only ones who are not coming is the Western world. That includes such countries as the USA, Britain, Canada, France, Spain and so on and so on and so on…

What they are doing seems to be typical of the Western Empire. They are bringing supplies into center of the volcano for Zighiles work to proceed. Remember that this whole escapade is being ramrodded by the West in the first place and it looks like the desire for Zombie soldiers out weighs common sense…

From what I understand we even have a select few demigods that are going to lead the troops so to say in battle. They are Epaphus, Gilgamesh, Hanuman and Orion and being half human they have a right to interfere in our messes that we (humans) create when they feel like…

I do not know who and what they are exactly. As I do not have time to look anything or anyone up. But I do know that I will take any help I can and if they are half god who am I to complain. I just hope more come instead of these four only…

The Old Eskimo has sent a message that he has convinced his gods to help from his side of the equation and I am guessing that to mean that Indians gods of nature will be there to help also…

I had a long talk with my God, who is a God, the Lord etc. that I count as important. That might seem nuts to many people but I am a believer in God, gods or god and any form there of is all right with me. In fact after all that I have seen this last few months, I believe just about in anything anymore. So I had a long talk with God and asked for all the help that he would offer and give. I accept the fact that I am just not enough man to do this by myself and anything and anyone can step into help at anytime. A lot of people are going to die and that just is a huge weight on my back, because it seems that my country has forsaken the world and would prefer to see the world destroyed by Zombies. I guess enough of the upper echelon has plenty of protection and feel that they do not want to share all the world resources with us low life’s, but I happen to think life is pretty good and would like things to go back to Zombie-less or almost Zombie-less…

I considered that I got a response from God when I was handed a package from China! This was just before we left in the helicopter and I opened it up. It was a unbelievably beautiful two handed Chinese Broad Sword. It was from the Chinese government and with it was a note explaining that 500,000 people are coming to stand against the Zombies. At the same time we had word that Russia had opened the borders near the Kamchatka Peninsula and all who prove to desire to fight will be allowed to die with honors. That did not sound too good (die with honors), but that is what was told to me…

This is strange because I always figured that Russia would be the worst country in helping total strangers to enter her boarders…

So as we stand right now we are gathering on the east side of the volcano that I told you about yesterday and it look like we have food supplies and personnel to at least attempt a initial attack at stopping this madness…

I am writing this article from the helicopter and using the satellite system that it uses to connect to the Internet. It works from anywhere in the world and works great. I have contacted many people to help. I am calling in all favors to every government official that I can and then some on top of that. A lot of high people owe me lots of favors and now I am calling them all in. I can honestly say the ones who ignore me at this point will have to look over their shoulders for the rest of their lives if I live through this…

Now the terrible news that my daughter told me about in my dreams:

It seems that Zighile has a base inside this volcano and through my daughters eyes I got a good look at what we are up against. The base is military grade and atom bomb proof. Zighile with the help of kidnapped Saint Zombies has finalized the virus and is in the process of manufacturing it by the tons. He used my daughter and infused the Saints with her blood. He restarted the circulatory system in the Saints Zombies and after they became able to pump blood again, he has two Saint Zombies that are able to produce Zombies that reanimate even after being killed again and again and again. In other words These two Saint Zombies can activate dead bodies like in a cemetery, just like a Source Code Zombie. Such as my daughter is…

It seems from what my daughter has told me in the dream, is that she is now even more powerful than before. She has been infused with all the Zombie virus that have been created including this latest one that comes from the Saint Zombie. Before she cut off the dream, she told me that she is not scared anymore and that she will not be able to talk to me anymore. For she is almost changed to the last and final level of Zombie and with that change she will no longer be my little girl but the beginning of a superior race of Zombies that will take over the planet. The physical change has begun and when the final steps of the physical change happen in two days. Then the metamorphic and mental changes will finalize. She will be a god and nothing will be able to stand in her way. Her rebirth father is Zighile and all Zombies will worship him for their salvation on earth. For earth will now rightfully be ruled by the Source Code Zombie…

Oh yes and before she broke contact she said, “Mom says hi and go die! She is a Source Code Zombie now also!”

See I told you that was bad news and that is why I gave the good news first…

My daughter a god? How are we going to stop her and I for some reason thing that Zighile is going to infect himself with the same virus and make himself a god also…

Damn life just sucks…

I promise to write after we land and regroup. I will let you know what is happening and I really appreciate all the letters of support. I know that many of you would like to help but leaving America is no simple task. You see I realize that you can’t just gather together like most of the world can do and help. You are trapped in the borders of America. It is something that we need to take care of if we survive this Zombie issue. You see if a million people from America want to come and help then they should be able to, but crossing the US border will get you in trouble. The world is different than you see it from America, as you see we have 1,000,000 people from all over the world trying to help stop this Zombie Virus to destroy humans…

Come if you can, because I figure we have just enough to all get ourselves killed and if we had another 1,000,000 we might have a few left over. The war against the Zombies starts April 23rd…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

PS: Japan has sent word that they are letting 100,000 come to fight!

Zombie Acid and Fire…

*** I had a dream last night that I had to kill my Daughter and she just said, “It’s okay daddy! I understand and so does mommy! It’s okay daddy! The cuts will stop and the pain will end! It will end the Zombies! It is okay daddy…” ***

We are so far behind now and it is all my fault. I got very sick and was running a fever of 106 degrees Fahrenheit! I was in delusions and it looked exceedingly like I could have been infected. These Saint Zombies are different and it was a possibility that if I died I could have turned…

Ben stayed by my side for these last few days and tended to me. Sergey, Dogg and Rex went on a mission to gather supplies and get as many Eskimos to help with our quest. Sergey said that there was over 300 Eskimos to help and more coming. It seems that an Russian icebreaker ship crossed the sea between the US and Russia and sneaked a whole bunch of Eskimos into Russia. The monastery was full again. Even the Old Eskimo guy was here to give me words of wisdom. Ben said that he has been doing his voodoo magic stuff as I fought the Zombie virus… 🙂

While I was in la la land with a terrible fever, Sergey was contemplating what to do to kill the reanimated reanimated Zombies. He had a talk with Ben, Old Eskimo and I. He said that we can’t cut them up! We can’t smash them! We can’t really do anything except burn them and that is easier said than done as per the Saint Zombie that kept getting back out of the fire as I tried to burn him up. So he has come up with an interesting thought. What about acid and dissolve them?

Sergey said that they were experimenting with Fluoroantimonic acid and it is 20 quintillion times stronger than 100% sulfuric acid. It was left up to them to experiment because they are so isolated in the world and accidents could be contained better. I have the knowledge to use the acid as a gas and a little goes a long ways. I am not sure that it will dissolve these Zombies but I am positive that by spraying the Zombies with it that we can cause a tremendous chemical reaction that even the Zombie virus is unable to recover from. If nothing else it will sufficiently kill the the virus and neutralize the reproduction of the virus. The acid is classified as a super-acid…

Sounds good to me and I asked Sergey where we can get all this acid and how are we going to test it out. Sergey said that we had two thousand liters at the monastery and that with a simple phone call they could have all we want. I asked can it be delivered near the Zombie Valcano? He said yes! He also said we have a tunnel full of Saint Zombies, they would be great test subjects for the experiment…

I am still weak, but Ben says that I am testing negative for Zombie virus. He says that my antiboides are loaded up in my blood stream and it looks like they won the battle against the virus, but that I have to rest another day before leaving. I can’t chance reversing and getting the Zombie virus…

So I am laying in bed and reading up on the Zombie Volcano and what has happened there over the last thousand years. I have to say that we are really a sick race of people on this planet and the fact that we kept all these Zombies in one are all this time is flat stupid. Sometimes I think that letting the Zombies take over the world would be the best thing. They seem to be less stupid than the normal human…

Ben has just come in and told me that they found an operating helicopter at the army base near the village Naukan and we have enough fuel to get to the Volcano, or almost to the Volcano. We might be short a hundred kilometers or so. We are going to open the tunnel and use a power sprayer to saturate the tunnel inside with acid. I told hem I want to be there when this happens and no argument allowed…

So it looks like we are getting everything together and the Eskimos have already left to get to the volcano. They said that there will be over a thousand plus of them by the time we get there. We have enough room on the copter to take supplies, Ben, Sergey and I! Dogg and Rex are going with the Eskimos. Dogg promises to be good and he will whoop Zombie butt if need be. The last I saw Dogg has his Zombie head and was disappearing over the horizon to tales unknown with a Zombie head in his teeth… (Yuck)

So this part of the article is after the use of the acid…

We found a place to poke a hole through the wall of the tunnel. It took about two hours and when we did the rod that we had driven into the tunnel to make a hole was grabbed by a Zombie. So we knew that we were in the tunnel. Sergey stuck a hose down into the tunnel and started to pump a gas mixture of this acid. We pumped 100 liters of atomized fluid into the tunnel and then waited for 12 hours. Then after 12 hours Sergey and Ben raised the tunnel door of stone that we sealed it with. It seems that the same lever to bring it down was also a handle to crank it back up. Then Sergey opened the tunnel door and ran to get away from the fumes…

We stood back for awhile and nothing attempted to even try to get out. Sergey then sprayed a acid neutralizer of some type and we entered the tunnel as he sprayed. Now while there was not any really dissolved bodies of the Zombies, not a Zombie moved. We took one out with us and resealed the door. We wanted to see if we could revive the Zombie. Nope the Zombie was flat dead…

It seems as Sergey tried to explain and Ben tried also to help explain, that Zombies use their skin a lot for exchange of gases to function. So any acid like this would be immediately absorbed into the skin and it would reach all internal parts of the body very quickly. The virus was neutralized as it could not function within the same space as the acid. Other words a little bit would do the job, but as humans would die just as easy as the Zombie, we had to really be careful. This acid can even dissolve glass, which makes me wonder how it is transported? I will leave that up to sergey…

I was not convinced that the Zombie was totally dead. It just seems to easy, so I had the Zombie chained to a pole and we were going to keep an eye on it until we left to see if it revived. Something told me that we need to burn them to completely stop them. It just seems to easy. A shot of acid and dead Zombie. I think a shot of acid and while deactivated, burn the sucker for all I am worth…

I asked Sergey did they have flame throwers at the army base at the village. He said yes…

So I am starting to get a plan of action also. We will see if this Zombie wakes up anytime soon. We also will leave in a day and I will write another article before we leave. I promise…

Stryker!
The Zombie Source Code…

PS: I swear that Zombie has moved…

Naukan: Let God Protect this Village for we have buried her secretes…

*** Zighile is going to reanimate the dead reanimated army of over 10,000,000 creatures that have been conveniently all placed in one spot just for his convenience to reanimate. OMG: It is one thing to reanimate the dead and still be able to kill them again, but quiet another thing to have the dead reanimate again and again and again… ***

Well we just got back from an excursion to the village of Naukan…

Dogg and Rex took the high ground and Ben, Sargey and I took the lower ground. Dogg showed that he could also change into a huge, I mean huge, like in (Did I say Huge?) gigantic Eagle. He then grabbed Rex and they few off to the village 10 kn away. So as we watched them disappear into the morning sunrise. Sergey said lets hit the tunnels…

I was thinking as we walked to the stairs leading to the tunnels, that I hope Dogg and Rex leave some Zombies for us to play with and as Serge opened the door to the tunnel, I could smell the sent of rotten death reeking from the open doorway and I knew that we would have our share right then. Zombies were infested in the tunnel…

I asked Sergey, “Did you bury saints down here like you do upstairs?” Sergey replied, “Oh yes! In fact most were buried or reburied in this tunnel.” He then said, “Oops!” as I cut a Zombie Saint down the middle and extinguished its light of rebirth forever…

Sergey said to keep them busy a second while he gets the lights turned on and gets his sword he has hidden. Ben said, “Hurry because it sounds like there is hundreds of them.” I just turned to the task of slicing and dicing with my machete. The Chinese Broad Sword was too big for the small confines of a tunnel and trying to use it would be dangerous to both me and my friends. Ben’s sword was just right and I had the ceramic Mexican machetes to deal havoc with and more. I was wishing that Dogg and Rex was here about now and that was reenforced as…

Just then the lights came on and the tunnel was revealed to be wall to wall Zombies. Tiny little Zombies about 4 foot tall. It seems that a long time ago people were much smaller than now days and Saints seem to be smaller yet! They all had on these beautiful robes that all Saints are adorned with at burial. They also were covered in gold! I wondered if God will forgive me to kill these Saints, but any doubt was put out of my mind as Sergey pushed past us and with a double swipe of each arm he laid to rest 5 Zombies. Sergey said, “Don’t just stand there. I am not killing all of these by myself, you know?” Ben looked at me and I looked at Ben and I said, “You take position next to Sergey and I will take the mob of Zombies that has just gathered at our rear!”

Ben turned and screamed like a little kid and Sergey looked at him like are you nuts? I am use to Ben’s outputs like that and I know that he is tough as nails. Sergey soon found out about Ben…

It looks like the dead had all risen in the tunnel and they were all coming to greet us and the more noise we made, the more Zombies there seem to be. We were not 10 feet from the door we entered and had been fighting for 20 minutes for all our lives. I hope that Dogg and Rex are doing better than us. I laughed as I thought about Dogg and Rex fighting over a Zombie head as they waited for us to show up from the tunnel… 🙂

It was a bloodless battle for these Zombies where preserved many many years ago and they were mummified type Zombies. Their skin was leathery and no fluids were available, but that did not make it any easier to kill them. In fact they proved to be tougher than a normal Zombie that had body fluids to leak out. It seems that they functioned on a different level than normal Zombies. I know as a fact that normal Zombies still have blood and it still has a function and as you chop a Zombie up in pieces. That deters the ability of the Zombie to function. Same as cutting a hydrological line and the backhoe stops working, or the bulldozer ceases to function…

These little guys would try to kill you with their little finger if that is all they had left to fight with. We had body parts scattered everywhere and all those parts just kept on trying to get us. It was really kinda sick…

Then I saw something that made me cry out like a little girl and when Sergey turned to see what I was screaming about. He saw what I saw…

The pieces of chopped up Saint Zombies were re attaching themselves to the original body and growing back together. In the case of the Zombie that I had cut in half, we had two almost reformed Zombies getting back up from the tunnel floor as I stared at them. All got quiet as we watched every Zombie that we had killed reanimate into a new Zombie. In fact we now had three times the number of Zombies and they would all want to kill us…

Ben said, “We need to run as the trance they are in will cease in a second and resume their attack. They are using their energy to re grown new Zombies. Do not touch them any more than you have too and lets run like crazy.” So we got the door back open and slammed it shut and bolted it so that no Zombie could come out. That is when I said, “Are those the reanimated, reanimated Zombies of Zighile?”

Ben said, “No! They are just very powerful Saints that have different energies than a normal Zombie, but I am sure that Zighile is going to use the same process to do what he wants to do. That may be why he stopped here and I am sure that he has several of these Zombies with him right now! They are the answer to reanimating the reanimated dead…”

I asked Sergey about the exits to this tunnel and he responded that only one way out is possible and that is at the village. Sergey told us to stay back and he released a lever that made a huge stone wall slide over the door way that we had gone into earlier. It seal the entrance to the tunnel forever on this side. Then Sergey said that we need to hurry to get to the other side and stop these Saint Zombies from escaping. Ben then said that if they escape they have the power of a Source Code Zombie and they will spread the Zombification process like wildfire, if they ever get into a populated area. It looked like we had a race on our hands to the other end of the tunnel, because if Dogg and Rex were fighting these things and they were multiplying? Then we could have a small army already at that end…

We piled on the snowmobiles and took off. When we got to the other end, it was as feared. Zombies everywhere surrounding 20 Eskimos, plus Rex and a Dogg/Bear that was smashing Zombies like flies with a fly swatter. Just to see them get back up and keep crawling toward them to eat the group of valiant fighters…

More Zombies were coming out of this doorway that led into a small church and that I knew was where the exit was. My plan was to try to get these Zombies back into the tunnel and seal the tunnel off…

I without thinking told Ben and Sergey to help the Eskimos and Dogg and Rex. When they fought through the crowd of Zombies and were with the group, I tossed a grenade to the side into a drift of snow. The noise defined everyone and did what I needed to have done. All Zombies are attracted to noise and the louder the better. They all tuned to face me and I started to yell at them to come and get me. Ben, Sergey and everyone else just stared at what I was doing. I think they were dumbfounded…

The only one that did not freeze was my buddy Dogg and he changed into Dogg again and ran like lightening to be by my side. He knew what I was doing and started to bark. Then Rex came and he started to bark. I motioned for Ben and Sergey to stay where they were at. The Zombies were all coming for us and we were fighting our way back into the tunnel. I yelled at Dogg that he was not to change into a bear yet. We want the Zombies to all come with us…

Now we had blood everywhere. For we were being bit scratched and tore up. There had to have been 500 Zombies and more were trying to push their way to eat us. We were the prize of the day…

The last Zombie came into the open door way of the church and I was just able to reach the door handle. I yanked it shut as a Zombie bit me on the back and as I slammed the door shut. I screamed the most bloodcurdling war cry I could scream and decided to die taking all these Zombies with me…

I had five grenades left and I tossed one deep into the open tunnel entrance and we had Zombie parts everywhere. I told Dogg to get his bear and ram the Zombies back into the tunnel. I told Rex to keep the Zombies from biting me to death…

Bear/Dogg is impressive and he is a ton of raw muscle that has been given to us by the gods. Dogg smashed and drug Zombies and smashed and squished Zombies. He was slowly but surly stuffing Zombies back into the tunnel, one piece at a time, literally…

I made a huge effort and cut down 10 Zombies that were still milling around out of Bears reach and then started a fire. I took a flare and started to burn what ever would burn, Even the wooden cross and statue of Jesus that was on the wall. I know that I will be going to hell and I most likely sealed that fate for sure, right then and there, but hey I needed something to burn. Zombies hate fire and these Zombies had to go back into the tunnel…

The top of the church had a huge open area and it was full of bells, so I had ventilation to keep a big fire going. The smoke went up and out. I fed all the wood and paper that I could find and then once that fire was super hot. I started to burn the Zombies body parts that were trying to re grow into a new Zombie…

Bear was almost at the point of being over run again by moaning Saint Zombies. I told Rex to help Dogg/Bear. Rex threw himself into the fight with bear and they help their own. I was attacked by a Saint Zombie that I did not know was there and he bit down on my arm. Damn that hurt and I really do hope that I am immune to these ass holes…

I spun around and grabbed the little guy by the neck and held him up. It was chomping at me and lucky all it got was some of my shirt I had on, in its mouth. It wanted more though. I tossed it full on into the fire. It started to scream like I have never heard a Zombie scream. As it tried to get out of the fire I kept kicking it back and making it scream more and more. I realized that all was quiet behind me at the tunnel entrance. I turned after kicking the Zombie again into the fire and saw Zombies including Rex and Bear/Dogg staring at me. They were silent…

The Zombie tried to get up out of the fire again and I once more kicked it back into the fire…

Then I turned and yelled at the Zombies, “Back, Back, Back you demons from hell! Back into the tunnel! Or I will burn everyone of you!”

Guess what they all went back into the tunnel!

I told Dogg and Rex to go to the front door of the church. I then grabbed the Saint Zombie that got out of the fire for the 10th time by the neck and tossed him into the tunnel with the other Zombies. I noticed that above the tunnel entrance was a huge statue of a Saint of some type. It was a she and she had a child in her arms. As I tossed 4 grenades into the tunnel entrance. I hope that God would forgive me and that if this was Mary and Jesus, please let them be strong enough to keep the 500 plus Zombies buried forever…

I hit the front door and Dogg and Rex tumbled out with me as the grenades went off. I saw through the open door as the statue fell down on top of the tunnel entrance and then a rumble happened. The whole church caved in and fell into a mound of rubble. That sealed the tunnel off for good…

I will continue later with the story because that is not all. We are all back at the monastery and it seems that the Eskimos that survived will be coming with us. They have heard of the Stryker from America and that he is a god of war. It seems that my escapades did little to dissuade them in their thoughts and they now will follow me because they own their lives to me. Of course Ben, Sergey, Dogg and Rex are honorary demigods as they are with me…

The call is out and the Eskimos of Russia are coming to help us in our quest to save the world…

I was just thinking back to when Zombies where just a issue that I could take care of by just cutting off their heads and how things have become so complicated that I am not sure what is real or not anymore…

But Reality spoke to me as Ben sat down next to me a few minutes ago…

Ben Said, “Can you stop 15,000,000? Because I have it by good sources, that Zighile is two days away from the volcano and we are a week away!”

I said, “He is just a little ways in front of us.”

Ben said, “Yes but he has left a trail of Zombies all the way there and they will be ready to fight us every step of the way.” Ben also said, “You would be surprised at how many Zombies there are buried in the wilderness of Russia and they are all waking up to do Zighile’s bidding…”

We have got to figure out how to kill a reanimated, reanimating Zombie now. The ante was just upped a whole bunch in the last few days. I hope we can call the ante and not fold the cards as of now. Zighile has to be stopped in the Volcano because once he gets out of that volcano then the earth is lost…

I had a dream last night that I had to kill my Daughter and she just said, “It’s okay daddy! I understand and so does mommy! It’s okay daddy! The cuts will stop and the pain will end! It will end the Zombies! It is okay daddy…”

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…