Tag: tasty morsels

The Missile Base…

We finally made it to the missile base and I am here to tell you that we had a hell of a trip. I will not go into a whole lot of detail, but it seemed that every Zombie from Denver to the base knew we were coming…

We were under a siege of Zombies and had to change trucks 5 times after they destroyed our other vehicles by sheer weight and numbers of Zombies. Daytime was regular Zombies and night time became literally “Night of the Living Dead” as Vampire Zombies crept out in the darkness to try their hand at killing us…

We also came across another form of Zombie that looked a lot like a werewolf and that is what we call it Zombie Werewolf. They were fast, not afraid of the sun and could pick a Vampire Zombie up and rip the Vampire Zombie in half, like a wet paper napkin. The only good thing was that Vampire Zombies seemed to be high on the Werewolf’s list of food source, even above tasty morsels like we were…

The base is surrounded by a solid concrete wall with razor wire at the top. It has automated weapon towers every 15 feet and they go all the way around the whole complex like that. Anything that gets within a hundred yards of the wall gets mowed down by automatic Gatling guns that look the same as a gun that I use to deal with mounted in a fighter jet. You know those General Electrics A-10 30mm Gatling Guns (4200 rounds per minute) and they were mounted every 15 feet or about 5 meters apart. Nothing I mean nothing was getting near this place and I have to figure out what I am going to do. For I am sure that people are alive inside this base and inside this base is where I have to get the space craft that we need to fulfill our mission…

I have been watching for hours and when a Zombie walks near the place, 5 or 6 cannons let loose at once and the Zombie becomes pureed instantly. Gross and yuck! Also there is cameras everywhere and I know they know we are out here…

Just now I have the way we are going to get in. There has to be a limit to the mount of ammo that these things have and if I gather every Zombie within a few million miles, then maybe we can run them dry and I can get in before they reload the guns. I see empty tower bases below the guns and that means they have to be loaded from the top of the tower. I see an inherited weakness and most likely they figured that it would not matter. I mean who would drive a million Zombies against their defenses? Yea I mean who would do that?

Well tomorrow I will get back to you and let you know what the final plan is. I will contemplate before I do this plan, but I know it will work…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

The Missile Silo and “The Girl!” (Part 2): Plus Killer Zombie Attack…

Well I woke up this morning with a terrible headache and the first thing that I saw after my eyes focused was Dogg with a Zombie head and he was in heaven playing with the head as a toy. Dogg looked a lot better than I felt. Then I remembered Girl…

I sat up way too fast and my head spun internally in circles. I was trying to focus and remember where Girl was when I last saw her. I have to say she is impressive and can kick some serious Zombie butt with her bare hands. I know that she and Dogg saved my life last night…

I am just getting to old for this Zombie stuff…

I struggled to stand and my first attempt was not successful. I hit the ground hard, but the pain actually helped to wake me up. Not that I recommend wakening up that way. I finally stood and made my way to the surface by a maintenance tunnel. I saw that most of the concrete and steel roof on the hatches and doors were ripped open like someone had a huge can-opener and was trying to find tasty morsels inside to eat…

That is exactly what it was and we were suppose to be the tasty morsels…

As I stepped into the sunshine this morning, I gave thanks to God! (Any god that makes you happy!) I gave thanks to who I call the real God – God with a capital G. I realized how close we came to death and the plans of the gods succeeding…

After last night I have come to the understanding that earth is still in the plans for a future and I had better step up the pace and try to save earth and the universe. It seems that earth is the only planet in the whole universe that was allowed to have Atomic Weapons! Yes that is correct…

I am getting ahead of myself right now and I need to start over at when the concrete and steel cap was ripped off the silo number 1. That is where I ended the last article…

Lets begin: I grabbed my sword, dagger and the 50 round full auto shotgun. Girl does not carry a weapon, she says it hinders her style! Dogg changed into a huge bear. Then we went out the same maintenance tunnel that I had left just recently this morning. As we stepped out into the darkness, I realized that hundreds of Zombies and one huge giant of a Zombie were tearing the silos covers off and trying to get the missiles that were housed within…

We happen to have two LGM-30 Minuteman with multiple warheads located at this bunker. The big giant Zombie was concentrating on getting those missiles. He was big enough to actually pull them out of the silo by hands and he was being rather absorbed by the task. In fact after what we though was an attack on us was actually just a missile gathering party by the giant Zombie and he brought friends along to keep him company…

Now maybe you would have said, “Aw just let the giant over grown Zombie with flaming blood red eyes have his toys! What could it hurt?” Sorry but a nuke in the hands of what I realized was a Zombie god could cause a huge issue in the universe…

Then with all the stupidity of only something that a Stryker would and could do! I threw my Katana blade as hard as I could at the back of the Giant Zombie. It embedded itself rather nicely all the way to the hilt in his back and that my friend set off a time bomb of moaning Zombies that decided that we were game for breakfast…

The blade had entered the Zombies back in a spot that he could not get to and so it caused considerable pain. I raised the auto shotgun and started to take Zombie heads off at the shoulder as fast as I could. Dogg/Bear roared and I saw him swell up almost as big as the Giant Zombie and he charged through the Zombie crowd and all you could see was Zombies flying in the air. I saw Bear/Dogg slam head first into the Giant Zombie as I then saw Girl leap frog over three Zombies and landed in the middle of the pack. Zombies were flying everywhere, that little girl could punch… (I was thinking of Bruce Lee!)

As I ran out of shells in the shotgun, I used the gun as a battering ram until it was taken out of my hands and then I pulled the dagger and started to slice and dice some more. After about 10 minutes I lost the dagger as it was embedded in a Zombie skull and they jerked away and I lost my dagger. I then had to resort to hand to hand combat with Zombies. I fought for what was only a few minutes, but it seems like hours and I realized that even though I was strong enough to snap Zombie necks, I was getting weak and worn out after such a furious battle. I was overwhelmed by 10 Zombies and then I saw a flash of Girl power as she came to my rescue and whooped them back from me. She handed me my dagger and said, “Here old man, before before they kill you!” Then she smiled and leaped over twenty Zombies and left me to die by my own accords…

As fast as it started, the Zombies were all dead except the Giant Zombie and Dogg/Bear and the Giant Zombie were an even match. The Giant Zombie had a regular Zombie in each hand and was using them to smash at Bear/Dogg. That just made Bear/Dogg madder and madder. I saw Girl finally show the toll of the battle and she slumped against a fence post and looked as bad as I felt…

I turned my attention to Dogg/Bear and the Giant Zombie. The Giant Zombie had his back to me and I realized that my Katana was still sticking out of his back. Without thinking I ran and leaped up on his back and grabbed the hilt of the sword. Remember I said it was like a living extension of my arm and I drew it sideways through his backbone. I severed his spinal column and he went down. I knew he would heal if I was not fast enough and I proceeded to sever his spinal column with several more swipes, This sword was sharp and nothing stopped the blade. I reminded myself to throw the dagger next time instead of my sword…

Then a flash of light flowed from the Giant Zombies body and Bear/Dogg grabbed the light and pinned it to the ground. The Giant Zombie shrank until it was a normal guy and he lay there on the ground gasping his last breaths. He started to tell me something and I leaned in close to him to hear him, He said, “I am from Illillis, the planet of the Rictern Galaxy, You must destroy that Zombie Entity that controlled me! For only you on earth have the forbidden nukes and they will be back to try again. Keep him from leaving this planet. Thank god you were here as we did not know and you saved the Universe for now!”

Then his life force died and I saw a faint light float to the night sky…

I tuned to Bear/Dogg and with Katana in hand. I told Bear/Dogg hold that thing! I drove the sword into what would be its head and Bear/Dogg let go at my motion. I then sliced the thing down the middle and even though you would not think that you can kill an energy entity, this Katana was not an ordinary sword and it seemed to absorb and destroy the energy Zombie entity like it was a solid being. Then though the power flowed through the sword and went into me. I was thrown 30 feet and hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. That is the last I remember. Well until I woke up and saw Dogg playing with a Zombie head…

Now as I stood outside and look at this beautiful day. I realize that all the Zombies are gone and Girl walked up and handed me my sword. I looked at the sword and realized that thee was something very very special about this sword. Girl looked at me and said, “Not bad for an old grouch!” I just smiled at her and thought if you only knew, as I was thinking at all the Zombies that we have killed over the years…

As I held the sword, I realized that all of a sudden I felt a hundred times better and every cut, bite and tear on me body, healed instantly. I was better than new, I was fantastically great, I was perfect…

That was until Girl tossed me over her shoulder and said it is time to learn Kung Fu and Karate both…

Karate and Kung Fu? What! Do I look like I have written the word “crazy” all over my face?

Oh I guess I better tell you a little bit about Girl. I see that this is part two and I promised to tell some more about her…

It seems that Girl was born in Dengfeng, China where the Shaolin temple is located. No I never said she was an American. I never said she was anything but a girl. She is not from America, she is from China and she is smart, sharp and deadly! She saved my life last night and that allowed me to save the Universe, temporarily…

She does not remember who she is or what she is. She just knows certain things and she gave me a letter that she woke up with after she was left inside the gates of this base. She was left here about a year ago and has not left the compound as it had everything that she needed including food and as as the letter said, after I read it. It told her to stay put, someone will come for her, its words were “He who comes!”…

The letter also said something strange: It said, “He who comes, has been the body guard, but now he who comes, must be guarded by your life, for he who comes, once again is the key to eternity. You must guard, “He who comes!”

“He Who Comes!” It sounds like something from a horror movie!

Dogg just looked at me and said “Bow Wow” and I swear he smiled…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code!

PS: Time for Kung Fu lessons… 🙁

As We Slept Cometh the Zombie…

*** PS: Next we had a rude awakening as we slept the night before we were going to hunt the Source Code Zombie. Stay tuned for it got rough… ***

I was awakened from a fitful sleep. I had been tossing and turning all night long. Dogg had been growling and fighting in his dreams also. So it seems that this was a night that sleep was going to elude us…

I sat up in bed with a start. I had heard a noise and was sure that it was not a dream. It sounded like the house was collapsing. Dogg jumped up with me as I got out of bed. Then I heard something that sounded like fingernails being drawn across a chalk board. OMG that drives me crazy…

I grabbed my big machete that I keep by the bed and went out into the hallway. I stood listening and put my fingers to my lips to tell Dogg no barking. In the room next to ours, I could hear Ben the Zombie stirring and he looked out of his door inquisitive. I gave him the same finger to the lips as Dogg…

We all stood silent and waited. I then heard a crack, the crack of cracking wood. I then heard another cracking noise. It was the sound of wood being stressed to the max, but not quite breaking. Then when the third time a cracking was heard, I saw the top of a huge head. This head had an axe sticking out of it and it struck me right then that Baby Zombie had come looking for us…

I had no idea why or how but evidently our Ben Zombie is not off line in the neural net for Zombies and it led Baby Zombie right to us. I put a mental note aside that if we live, to try to figure out how to keep this from happening again. Like maybe cut Ben Zombie’s head off… 🙂

When the fourth crack of the stairs happened Baby Zombie could see us very well and he let out a squealing moan of delight, at the tasty morsels of food in front of him at the end of the hallway…

I want to tell you that Baby Zombie is huge and he is heavy. I looked at the machete in my hands and thought that just will not do. Time seemed to just cease to exist as the Baby Zombie kept coming up the stairs. The stairs were at the point of breaking and as he stepped into the hallway at the top of the stairs. The walls cracked from the floor joists bowing under his weight. He also did not fit into the hallway, but that did not stop him. He just started to squeeze himself down the hallway a little at a time. The walls started to break and I figured the whole house was going to collapse at this point…

Dogg looked at me like, “What the hell!” and Ben screamed like a little girl! I decided that since everyone else was scared, then I could be scared also and said get in my room. I slammed the door after everyone was in and it muffled the sound of the Baby Zombie slowly pushing itself down the hall like a tank going through a house…

I realized that we had one minute to figure out what to do. Dogg was at the window wishing it was open and that gave me the idea that we better get on the roof real quick. The bedroom window opened onto a little flat area that allowed access to the rest of the roof. I had a rope ladder rolled up in the closet. I grabbed that and I grabbed my bag with all the Zombie hunting weapons in it. Ben Zombie grabbed Dogg! We went out the window as Baby Zombie crushed the door and the wall inwards to the bedroom…

I hooked the rope ladder over the edge of the gutter and told Ben Zombie to climb down. I held Dogg as he got on the ladder. He was able to hold Dogg with one hand and the other to work his way to the ground. I heard a crash and turned and was greeted with the ugliest face you could ever see. Baby Zombie was coming out the window…

I yelled at Ben Zombie to run for it and I ran toward the Baby Zombie. My bag of weapons had fallen off the roof, but I saw the axe was still embedded in Baby Zombies head. Someone had already tried to stop this creature. I grabbed the axe handle and pulled. It came loose and Baby Zombie screamed like a pissed off banshee…

I started to chop with that axe and the more I chopped the madder Baby Zombie got. It seemed like I was doing no good at all. Then the house caved in where we were at. I fell into the basement with one pissed off Baby Zombie…

I had ridden the way into the basement on top of the Zombie and when we hit the bottom, I realized that he was stunned from the fall. I started to chop for all I was worth. His head was under some rubble, so I tried to cut off his arm at the shoulder. I was trying to cut anything I could on him. It did no good to chop his body. He was just so massive that it was like I was using a little pen knife. He screamed and was tearing up the debris on him. He was almost loose. His head came free and I took the axe and started to chop again on his head. I had succeeded in make his arm mostly unusable, but I had to kill him…

He then freed his good arm and smacked me across the basement. I lost the axe and rolled against the far basement wall. I looked around for a weapon and saw hanging on the wall my field scythe. It was huge and if I could get a good swing I could do some damage with that. I grabbed it and right then Baby Zombie crashed his way toward me. He was bringing the whole house down around us. He pressed his head forward through the crumbling building and I saw my chance. I swung the scythe with all my power and it spun me around as I fell…

I got up and turned around, that was when I realized that I had connected at Baby Zombies neck. I had sheared its head clean from its body. The handle on the scythe had snapped in half and that caused me to fall. I guess I was over zealous on my swing…

The Baby Zombies head was still alive and it was staring at me and trying to scream at me in silence. It was plain grotesque. I kicked the head to the side and found the stairs still navigable. I crawled out of the basement and went out the front door of the house. The house was almost collapsed. As I fell into the yard Dogg came and licked my face. Ben Zombie had a genuine relief look on his face. That was when the Baby Zombie body stood up and tried to crawl out of the house…

The body was still alive even without the head. I would think about what is going on later, but for right now we have to kill this thing. I knew that we had to burn it and that meant my house would be gone. It had to be stopped though. I went to the garage that is separate from the house and grabbed a 5 gallon can of gasoline. I told Ben Zombie to take Dogg away to be safe. The Baby Zombie was almost out of the basement. It dawned on me that the body was seeing me through Ben Zombies eyes. I told Ben to shut his eyes. He gave me a questioned look. I said, “Just do it…”

The body of Baby Zombie stopped moving as if it was confused as where to go. I opened the 5 gallon gas can and poured a trail to the house. Then I tossed the can into the front room of the house. It started to spill all over the place and I waited until the gas almost stopped coming out of the can. I had a rolled up piece of newspaper that I found and lit it with my lighter. Then touched the ground where I had spilled the gas…

I ran but it was almost too late. I did not take into effect that my propane lines had broken inside the house and they had saturated the basement or what is left of it with propane. The fire ignited and then a whoosh and an explosion that left me deaf for a day went off. I could not breathe for about two minutes and thought I was going to die. Ben Zombie was leaning over me trying to get me breathing again. It seems that the explosion had sucked all the air out of the area and my lungs had deflated…

Dogg was okay, Ben was okay and I was okay, but the house was gone. It burned up into ashes before any fire truck ever got there. We just said who knows what happened? But we got out luckily…

As always the cleanup was silent. Nothing said about the bones in the basement. Everyone knows that we have Zombies but no one will talk about them…

Ben Zombie, Dogg and I are in a motel room right now. I have my Zombie killing tools, my Zombie killing Dogg and Ben Zombie. We are going to have to figure out how to block Ben’s brain waves from getting into the neural net for Zombies. But that is another story for another day. I am going to sleep, I am tired…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…