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Recollections of the past and am I going nuts…

We stopped for a few days in this brick house we found. It had bars on the windows and looks like it was never occupied at the time of the great Zombie destruction of the earth. It was locked up and literally new inside. Lots of food in storage and a generator for power. Its own well and well just a great place. I decided to stay a few days and get thing back on track for me. You have to remember that I just spent a year away from earth and seen and done things that would have been laughed at in a more sane time…

I popped a CD in and started to listen to Queen’s greatest hits. For a little while I was able to allow myself to remember the past and what life use to be like. It is starring to think that everyone is dead or a Zombie that created all the music in the world. Just the same for everything done at anytime in the world. We are all dead. Well except for a Dogg, Girl and I… (Cross your fingers and hope we find someone else!)

The yard was fenced at this home we found and so Girl was suntanning in the yard and Dogg was playing with his Zombie head. It was as close to real life that life was going to get and would most likely be as close as it would ever get again. For in a few days we will hunt for the underground shelter and crack it open to discover the secretes…

The Zombies are kinda shell shocked around here and they will stay away from me. I kinda went on a killing spree and hunted Zombies like animals. After we stopped and set up base at the brick house, I took shield and sword and walked to the center of the little town we are at near Denver. I told Dogg and Girl to stay. I was in a weird mood and I was not sure myself what I was up to. After I got to the town square and tossed a flash bang grenade. The Zombies that did not know I was there then knew I was there. Hundreds and hundreds of Zombies shuffled up to see what this strange human was doing. For some reason I was mad and getting madder as every second went by. Something inside of me was still seething at the death of Woewebegone…

I did not wait for them to attack, I attacked them. After about 20 minutes of slaughtering Zombies. Something in the Zombies self survival instincts system finally kicked in. All of a sudden they realized that I was a predator and not a prey. I was fully armored and weapons of death. I was not at all an appetizing delicacy and they the Zombies, started to run. I hunted them down. My suit is able to find Zombies like a infrared scope can find a heated human body. I could see them behind walls and bushes. I stabbed my sword through concrete walls and delighted in the screams of the dead dying again. My sword sand and sucked the life force out of hundreds of Zombies. I killed Zombies as a joy and for the first time I heard Zombie screams of terror instead of moans of hunger. I was insane and only stopped after I scared myself to the point of terror…

I stopped killing and stood in the center of the square of the town again and I could feel Zombie eyes glaring at me. The fear was very evident and I think that now the Zombie network understands death is on earth. I realized that what I just did will get back through the Zombie neural network all over the universe and I really think that was my intention…

You could of heard a pin drop and I remember in a red hazy state of mind that I was in. That a leader Zombie that I had not see tried to sneak behind a building. Now in my suit I can move like lightning and I caught him by the back of his neck. I took him back to the center of the square and held him up above my head. I yelled in an amplified voice by my suit and said, “This is what I think of a Zombie!” Then I snapped his back over my knew and then proceeded to snap every bone in his body. Of course he did not die and just screamed like I have never heard a Zombie scream. I even snapped his fingers and toes one at a time. I was worse than the most brutal creature that ever lived. I then screamed at the top of my lungs, “I am coming for you! I am coming for you!” Then I crushed the Leaders Zombies head like a fat pimple and watched as blood and brains spread out on the streets of the square…

Nothing moved and nothing stirred and I walked back to the house and went to sleep, as a Girl and Dogg wondered what was going on…

Maybe I should talk about where my armor came from. The next article after this one is about Armor…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

Woewebegone…

I realize it has been a few days and that is the same that I realize that Dogg and Girl are missing! I have frantically looked for days now and to no avail, Dogg and Girl are gone. In fact everything is gone and I have found a surprise. So let me tell you what has happened…

We had piled into the car and were on our way to find the underground shelter that the old Eskimo had talked to me about in my dreams and letter. Everything was good until out of nowhere, a super blinding bright flash of light and then a twisting and tearing of metal as the car we were in exploded into tiny pieces. I remember pain, pain and more pain and then blessed darkness. I awoke in a field of brier plants and was alone. My gun, sword, laptop, hand charger, dagger and food were next to me. Very carefully laid so that I would see them as I woke up…

Something has been nagging at me, telling me that this is no longer earth. It is hard for my senses to get a grasp around what is wrong but the gravity seems weaker and I have seen several animals that I have never seen before in my escapades around earth. The first thing that I thought of was a line from The Wizard of Oz, “Toto we are not in Kansas any more!” Or something similar to that…

There is plenty of fresh water and I have enough food to last a few weeks. So I have made ever increasing circles away from my original point of waking up and have been looking for Dogg and Girl. To no avail until today…

As I rounded a hillside today, I came upon a big man! He looked classic Indian from the old days in history and he was towering over me. I felt no malice from him and so I waited until he spoke first. He looked me over and grunted a few times. He had weapons, but did not have them drawn. He looked like he could have crushed me with ease anyway, he had these huge hands that a basketball would have been small in. After a few minutes he grunted again and said, “My name is Woewebegone.” He then said, “The old Eskimo asked me to train you in the ways of animals and elements.” I then blinked and he was behind me. I spun around and he said, “You are about as graceful as a fish out of water!” Then he said,”Why do I get the ones with all thumbs?”

He motioned for me to sit in the dirt and as he himself sat also, I obliged. He cleared his throat and told me a story…

He said that he Woewebegone is the last 100% godhuman in the universe. He was approached years ago by the old Eskimo and a deal was struck between him and the old Eskimo that if anything was to happen to the old Eskimo then Woewebegone would find me (Stryker) and train me in the way of Kungfubegone! So here we are on a planet that is earth but not earth. It is a different plane and is slightly different than my earth. According to Woewebegone there are endless earths, just as there is endless Universes. But not very many life forms believe this story and even the gods do not believe it. He is an original human of the first earth and original earth. He is a god by the power of the original gods that made earth. The Thundergod breathed life into him at birth and his mother was a most beautiful Indian maiden while his father was the Thundergod. The most powerful god in Earths history.

He went silent with that last statement as if to allow it all to sink in…

He then removed the war god from my soul and sent the war god to the stars to fight the war against the Zombies. I remember the war god stood looking at me and out of thin air materialized a blood red shield with elaborate markings on it. He handed it to me and then disappeared. Woewebegone said that shield can stop anything, it is made of the strongest metal in the Universe and there is only one shield like it in all the Universes. He gives it to you because he goes to his death, as the war with the Zombies is not going well…

He said that I will be as myself and have no help or I ain’t worth a pile of beans anyway then. He then said I guess we will see what the old Eskimo saw in me as we train…

He then looked at me with eyes that seemed to be able to search my soul. He said, “Maybe just maybe, you are the best window of opportunity!”

He then continued. Woewebegone told me that him and I are on a time free planet. Other words time has no meaning. A year here is but a second on my normal earth. Here I will be taught the powers of the gods. I will be taught the powers of the elements. I will be taught the powers of the animals. He told me that when we are done that I will appear back in the car as if nothing has happened and all is cool. He has allowed me to communicate by my laptop but only if I allow him to write one article and show him the world wide web… πŸ™‚

So it look as though we will have a guest writer, the last godhuman – Woewebegone…

I have been told that we have lots to do and that I will only have time for a couple of articles over the next year. But don’t worry! You will not hardly know that a year has passed, as I will post everything in your time anyway. Pretty cool huh?

Oh one bad thing though! Woewebegone seems to not know what my name is…

He calls me Stinker instead of Stryker…

Stinker? Is he trying to tell me something?

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…