I realize it has been a few days and that is the same that I realize that Dogg and Girl are missing! I have frantically looked for days now and to no avail, Dogg and Girl are gone. In fact everything is gone and I have found a surprise. So let me tell you what has happened…

We had piled into the car and were on our way to find the underground shelter that the old Eskimo had talked to me about in my dreams and letter. Everything was good until out of nowhere, a super blinding bright flash of light and then a twisting and tearing of metal as the car we were in exploded into tiny pieces. I remember pain, pain and more pain and then blessed darkness. I awoke in a field of brier plants and was alone. My gun, sword, laptop, hand charger, dagger and food were next to me. Very carefully laid so that I would see them as I woke up…

Something has been nagging at me, telling me that this is no longer earth. It is hard for my senses to get a grasp around what is wrong but the gravity seems weaker and I have seen several animals that I have never seen before in my escapades around earth. The first thing that I thought of was a line from The Wizard of Oz, “Toto we are not in Kansas any more!” Or something similar to that…

There is plenty of fresh water and I have enough food to last a few weeks. So I have made ever increasing circles away from my original point of waking up and have been looking for Dogg and Girl. To no avail until today…

As I rounded a hillside today, I came upon a big man! He looked classic Indian from the old days in history and he was towering over me. I felt no malice from him and so I waited until he spoke first. He looked me over and grunted a few times. He had weapons, but did not have them drawn. He looked like he could have crushed me with ease anyway, he had these huge hands that a basketball would have been small in. After a few minutes he grunted again and said, “My name is Woewebegone.” He then said, “The old Eskimo asked me to train you in the ways of animals and elements.” I then blinked and he was behind me. I spun around and he said, “You are about as graceful as a fish out of water!” Then he said,”Why do I get the ones with all thumbs?”

He motioned for me to sit in the dirt and as he himself sat also, I obliged. He cleared his throat and told me a story…

He said that he Woewebegone is the last 100% godhuman in the universe. He was approached years ago by the old Eskimo and a deal was struck between him and the old Eskimo that if anything was to happen to the old Eskimo then Woewebegone would find me (Stryker) and train me in the way of Kungfubegone! So here we are on a planet that is earth but not earth. It is a different plane and is slightly different than my earth. According to Woewebegone there are endless earths, just as there is endless Universes. But not very many life forms believe this story and even the gods do not believe it. He is an original human of the first earth and original earth. He is a god by the power of the original gods that made earth. The Thundergod breathed life into him at birth and his mother was a most beautiful Indian maiden while his father was the Thundergod. The most powerful god in Earths history.

He went silent with that last statement as if to allow it all to sink in…

He then removed the war god from my soul and sent the war god to the stars to fight the war against the Zombies. I remember the war god stood looking at me and out of thin air materialized a blood red shield with elaborate markings on it. He handed it to me and then disappeared. Woewebegone said that shield can stop anything, it is made of the strongest metal in the Universe and there is only one shield like it in all the Universes. He gives it to you because he goes to his death, as the war with the Zombies is not going well…

He said that I will be as myself and have no help or I ain’t worth a pile of beans anyway then. He then said I guess we will see what the old Eskimo saw in me as we train…

He then looked at me with eyes that seemed to be able to search my soul. He said, “Maybe just maybe, you are the best window of opportunity!”

He then continued. Woewebegone told me that him and I are on a time free planet. Other words time has no meaning. A year here is but a second on my normal earth. Here I will be taught the powers of the gods. I will be taught the powers of the elements. I will be taught the powers of the animals. He told me that when we are done that I will appear back in the car as if nothing has happened and all is cool. He has allowed me to communicate by my laptop but only if I allow him to write one article and show him the world wide web… 🙂

So it look as though we will have a guest writer, the last godhuman – Woewebegone…

I have been told that we have lots to do and that I will only have time for a couple of articles over the next year. But don’t worry! You will not hardly know that a year has passed, as I will post everything in your time anyway. Pretty cool huh?

Oh one bad thing though! Woewebegone seems to not know what my name is…

He calls me Stinker instead of Stryker…

Stinker? Is he trying to tell me something?

Stryker
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