This is very simple! Do us all a favor and…

BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!  PLEASE… **

Before you change and Oh, antibiotics and other such things (band-aids, disinfectants and soap) will not do any good, so…

You will soon be a Zombie and come looking for us normal humans to eat and enjoy as a tasty delight!

Thank you very much for taking care of that issue for us…

Stryke

PS: What did you expect a miracle cure?

PSS:  ** Disclaimer – Now remember only do this if you really have been bit by a Zombie. For if you have not been bit by a Zombie the repercussions of blowing your brains out are irreversible. I will take no responsibility for your stupidity…