I appeared behind the wheel of the car we were driving that I last was on earth. I swerved the steering wheel and Girl woke up and Dogg growled at me. He was telling me to get my act together… 🙂
I blinked and looked around as I realized that the icon that Woewebegone gave me worked and here I was back in the car. Except the shield and sword kinda almost made me wreck as they were really too big in the front seat with me at the same time. That is when Girl screamed and I stopped the car…
She said, “What happened to you!”
I just looked at her like, “What?”
Then I looked in the rear view mirror and realized what she meant. For me I have been gone a year, for her it was instant transformation. My hair was sun bleached blond from never ending sun and I was actually very very very muscular now. My skin was suntanned to a dark bronze and of course I had deep dark purple bruises all over my body that had not healed yet, even though I heal quickly now. For the last year I have been training non stop and it seems that even more to the fact that I absorbed the power and strength of a hundred gods. I did not think about that plus I also have virtually no clothes on as the others had been turned to rags. Dogg just sat in the back seat and said, “Bow Wow!” For I believe that he understood all that happened…
So in Girls eyes I transformed instantly into a muscle bound Zombie killing machine with weaponry to top it all off. I got out of the car and Dogg jumped out with me, as Girl just sat there with a stunned look on her face. I looked around and saw some houses along the road we were traveling. I decided to try to find some clothes, so I walked to the first house and kicked the door in. Before I left Girl I said, “Do not touch my sword if you value your life, for the sword cares not who it kills!”
I found that a big man had lived here and I gathered some jeans, shirts and underclothes to fit me. I also took several replacements, because when my armor is activated, my cloths get shredded…
Girl still sat in the car and got out after she saw me come out of the house. I had also found a large duffel bag in the house and put the shield and sword in it the best that I could. Then I proceeded to tell Girl a story, the same story that I have been telling you the last few posts…
Girl sat there silent and looked at me in disbelief and I told her that she will see things that she has never dreamed of before all this is over. I explained to her that we will be traveling to the stars and that she needs to get ready mentally. We have been chosen to save the Universe and that is that…
Dogg came up to me and put his head on my leg as I set. He seemed to be lost in a trance and I could feel him searching my mind with his uncanny powers that he has, then he opened his eyes after he was satisfied and said, “Bow Wow!” and ran off. I heard a moan, growl and a gurgle and saw Dogg run by us with a Zombie head. Girl had this look of, “Really what am I doing with these two! No – Really!” Then she mellowed out and started to laugh and I started to laugh as I watched Dogg toss the Zombie head up in the air and push it on the ground with his nose…
It was good to be home again and Girl had a laugh that brought cheer to my heart. I am glad she can handle all that is happening. She is tough, but I am waiting to see if her Kung Fu is good enough against mine… 🙂
I decided that we would find a good brick house with bars on the windows and make ourselves a home for the night. I needed a good night sleep and I wanted to finish telling Girl and Dogg all that I had done over the last year. Girl still has problems with trying to understand that I have been gone a year and yet only seconds happened on earth…
Okay so tomorrow I will talk about my armor from the planet Xcices. It is really cool…
Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…