While I would like to continue the story that I started the other day. I find that with Halloween upon us that I need to mention a little issue with Zombies and Halloween…

Halloween is a wonderful time for the Zombies and by their leader Zombie they all understand that Halloween is the perfect time to get lots of treats, in the form of a delicious walking Popsicle, called humans…

It is during Halloween that a Zombie can travel freely and go to parties and such. The one day a year that all forms of Zombies can traipse around the town and not be noticed. A little known fact is that Halloween is the day that more people go missing than any other day. But no one will talk about it because Halloween is big business. So what is the big deal with a few thousand missing kids? We can’t allow that to hurt Halloween business! Now can we?

So just take this as a precautionary statement. Keep an eye on your kids and really do carry a baseball bat for protection and anyone that is dressed like a Zombie! Steer clear of that person. Please remember that you have to hit them in the head and hit them really hard. Example of when you are done killing a Zombie is when the head is detached from the body. Yes a machete would be better than a bat, but the local law enforcement has issues with someone carrying a machete around…

Remember it only takes one bite or scratch and you will spend the rest of your time on earth as a Zombie…

Stryke
The Zombie Source Code…

PS: I stay home on Halloween because I prefer to stay a human. Once the Zombies start to eat and the air gets saturated with the smell of blood. Then it can get out of control real quick. The amount of Zombies has doubled since last year and that is spelling trouble. Also stay tuned because I have to tell about the leader Zombie that I had to terminate the other day… 🙂