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Pizza and about 8 hours, until Anchorage…

*** Ben and I have to stop again. Yes a little pee pot has to go again and he is hungry again. I swear he is growing like a weed as we drive. That has got to be my imagination though! But he is getting heavier… ***

We found a town and stopped and had pizza. Ben, Dogg and I love pizza! I will not be telling where we are at anymore, but since you know we are on our way to Anchorage, then that I can not hide. We are being watched by too many people and agencies and that means we have to change a few rules…

I will let you know as much information as possible without giving away our plans. It seems that too many people are trying to help the government who are reading the blog. Some of you people are really sad. I post and they are telling me that hundreds of calls are being made to the FBI and CIA to report our story to help the government to get us…

Are you all crazy? What you want to be a Zombie?

Okay enough of that! I realize that people are so brainwashed by the government that the government is looked at as being almost like a GOD! But that is not an excuse for being a Benedict Arnold and trying to turn us in. When I grew up we called that being a tattle tale!

When Dogg gets older I am go9ing to give him a list of all your names that are turning us in and tattle telling. He may want to visit a few of you when this is over. No that is not a threat, just a promise. Nuff said about that…

Glad I got that off my chest and talking about chest! My Raven tattoo hurts. It has started to take a 3D effect and look to it. I am starting to wonder what I am in for, in the future? I had a dream last night that I met my spirit that was used to regenerate me by the gods. He was in the shadows and only said to me that he was not a true shape shifter but a skinwalker. Skinwalker? I then looked up what is a skinwalker: A human with the ability to shape shift into any animal, by using its skin (pelts) to perform the function. It seems that a skinwalker can only be killed when it is in its human form and at its weakest. A skinwalker is a very very powerful foe or a powerful ally. Kinda according to what side you see him from…

Also Dogg is getting big and big fast. He ate two whole large pepperoni pizzas by himself. I mean gigantic size and he is still hungry. The only reason that he quit eating is because he got so tired that he fell asleep, from being worn out by eating so much. I am sure we will be stopping soon because what goes in has gotta come out! 🙂

Ben is really happy and all he has talked about is the Eskimo girl that cooked him meals and took care of him. She seemed to really like Ben and it looks like Ben has been smitten by the love bug. She told Ben that she will wait for him to come back and she gave Ben a necklace that she said symbolizes her love and protection for Ben. Guess she is kinda smitten by him also…

I called Vitaly and he said he will meet us at the outskirts of the city. Name and place to be unsaid, for all you stinky tattle tales. It seems that he has everything lined out and by this time tomorrow we will be on our way across the Bering Sea to Russia…

I have a possible answer to how to cut off these tattle tales and I will also have that info tomorrow at this this same time. It looks like we can track the scummy people and block their IP’s! That way they will not even be able to see the articles. It is a special inline firewall that has been developed by the government for spy situations. I have a friend of a friend that has next day aired it to Anchorage. If it works then I can post as normal. They say that even a proxy situation will not help…. (I dunno!)

Yep! Time to stop – we have a, getting bigger pee pot that needs get out and to do his duty! Man he has grown and is such a big spoiled rotten baby. Yes Dogg, not Ben… 🙂

Talk to you later!

Stryker!
The Zombie Source Code…

PS: It may be a day or two before I get settled down again and write. I promise to write while on the ship at least once…

Flash Back and Catch up Time…

*** Now I will write, eat and sleep. Ben will drive for two days and it looks like I have to go anyway! Dogg has decided that it is time to stop and take a pee. He is such a cute little guy… ***

Well we did not stop in time and Dogg had a puppy accident as I grabbed him to get him outside. I forgot about those days and now here we are again… 🙂

I slept and had a good meal! Ben never has to sleep so I take advantage of that and let him drive! He is a Zombie remember. So now I will take us back in time a little bit and tie up all the loose ends that have gathered together, like a twisted ball of yarn played with by a kitty cat…

Lets talk about when Dogg came and got me the day we stopped on the side of the road and Ben and Dogg went and took care of the call of nature…

I ran after Dogg who was frantic and going crazy. As I approached where I last so Dogg disappear into the brush and deep snow. I had a bad feeling about what I would find…

I pulled my 444 Marlin from the being slung over my shoulder and realized that I had about 8 rounds of ammo and no sword. I twisted through the brush that was taller than me and stepped out into an open area that had a broken down cabin, Ben hung by the neck from a flag pole and Dogg was gone out of sight. I also found around 10 guys standing around Ben swinging from the flag pole and laughing. You see Ben does not just die like a human from lack of oxygen. He just hung there struggling and everyone thought that was funny…

I without hesitation, shoot the rope in half around Ben’s neck and as he dropped I shot three guys through the head. Reloaded and shot 4 more through the head! That left three guys alive and one pissed off Stryker. I used the rifle as a weapon and ripped the head off the first one and by then the last two woke up to what was happening. They tried to fight back. I grabbed the first one that pulled his gun and spun him as he shot. He hit his partner in the chest and he went down. Then he fell and shot me in the arm. I felt it go straight through my arm and miss the bone. That gave me an adrenaline surge like no other and I snapped the guys neck as I said, “That is for Ben!”

Ben was trying to get up and right then a helicopter hovered overhead and I saw a camera taking pictures. Then I heard a rumble of what sound like a big truck. Then two more helicopters appeared. I grabbed Ben and told him that we have to get armed with weapons…

We ran back to the truck and Ben and I gathered what we would need to survive with against armed men. I grabbed a .50 caliber Brush Rife. Ben grabbed his AK47. These men now knew we meant business and fun and games are over. That is when I asked Ben about Dogg. He said that they took Dogg inside the broken down cabin and from what he could tell this cabin was the entrance to a base. Like in the same as what we found at the old power plant long ago…

We heard a terrible yelp by Dogg and we took off running toward the cabin. That is when all hell broke loose. Men came out of the copters and trucks that appeared from out of nowhere it seemed…

Then is a blurry of activity and death, Ben and I dropped inside the door of the cabin and set up the .50 Rifle on its stand. The door of the cabin tried to close on us and I jammed a huge rock in the way. The door was 6 inches of solid steel that slid out of the wall. Then I knew we picked the correct spot. With the rock keeping the door open by about 7 inches we had a port to shoot from. Ben had his famous AK47 and I single shot huge holes in the bastards as Ben filled them with hardball, Russian style…

The floor behind us exploded upwards as a trap door opened and Ben spun and made the hero’s decide to keep the door closed. Then he pushed a heavy dresser on top of the trap door and came back to help me kill government agents. The trap door was silent after that…

The cabin was six inches of steel plate designed to look like a old broken down cabin in the Alaskan wasteland. The men outside were shredding the outer frame of the cabin off, but we were safe inside. Ben took a few hits in the chest but being a Zombie it did not affect him…

I realized that we had to take out the copters and trucks that the guys came in on. They made a big mistake and parked everything right sight of front door. As I shot the engines out of all the vehicles, they realized what I was doing and the copters tried to take off. One made it into the air but if you have ever seen a 750 grain hardball hit a rotor shaft at 100 meters while spinning. Then you have missed a real sight of destruction. I would say that because of this one crashed helicopter that we killed 60 guys at once. There was more screaming than I have ever heard before. The were not very smart and since we were behind a small opening they all gathered to shoot at that one opening. They knew that there was no other way inside at all possible…

Before that explosion of the copter had settled down, Ben and I ripped the door back into its wall and we stepped outside to finish what they had started. Two handed Chinese Broad Sword in my hands and Ben with his famous Samurai sword…

About another 50 very disorientated men later we had only one left and he was the commander and I knew him…

His name was Jack and he spilled the beans like a fat sack with a slice in the bottom…

We found out that we had been being followed and they were waiting for the right moment to grab us and remove us from the equation. It seems that we actually caught them off guard by stopping to take a pee. They had other plans and having all this happen near a base was not in those plans…

The fact that the first group caught Ben and hung him was what caused the whole thing to fall apart. These were a mixture of local and government that really had no business even capturing Ben or Dogg. They were given orders to stand down…

Jack trembled in fear as he saw my eyes and then he almost choked on his fear as I asked were is Dogg? He told us that Dogg is underground and being dissected. Dogg was to be killed as we were to be killed also. He said 25 men were still left in the base underground. I said well one is dead most likely, after I thought about Ben and the AK47 ripping the one in pieces that stuck his head out of the trap door…

Ben said, “What will you do with Jack now? He talked and answered your questions!” I looked at Jack and said, “You were my friend once! So I will kill you quickly!”

With that I took his head off at the neck like a hot knife through butter! I told Ben, “I always hated him!”

Ben looked at me with those eyes of a man who is not sure what manner of demon that he walks the earth with, as we hunt Zombies.

I just smiled and said lets get Dogg…

Then you know the story as we regrouped to get Dogg, so I will talk a little about what happened when we found Dogg…

We went back to the cabin/base and moved the dresser. Ben was very upset about Dogg, as you know from the past article. He ripped open the trap door we found a hand scanner that I recognized from my past workings with the government. I told Ben excuse me, then I put my hand on it. Unbelievable – the mechanism triggered and the hatch slid open. Now talk about luck and stupidity of the highest magnitude. I guess they never in a million years thought to clear old data bases of past employees. Or maybe I am still an employee, but regardless, I realized who is part of this whole government destroy the world Zombie issues. Later it would register with me that my organization was behind a lot of what is happening…

I just knew that right now we had to move before they realized that they had been breached. Time to slice and dice…

Ben went first as he mumbled that he can withstand bullets better than me and who am I to argue about that. He is a Zombie…

So Ben took enough lead to start a bullet factory as we removed the heads from 23 guys. We found the 24th guy in a room still cutting Dogg in pieces, then tossing the parts into a fire. Ben lost it and he must have cut the man into 100 slices of filet Mignon before he calmed down. I just looked at Ben as if to say, See we all have our moments! Ben looked down at the mess he made and said, “Alas!  An old adage says that when a civilized man captures a primitive cannibal, he may punish him in any way he pleases except…he may not eat him!” I guess I will not eat him…

Which really says a lot for a Zombie to say that…

I gathered Dogg up and we walked out of the cabin and that is when we met the Old Eskimo!

I will end here today. I will write in the next day what the old Eskimo has said. I said I will and I promise. We are just traveling to Anchorage, Alaska and all is calm finally. So I will take the down time and write some more…

Ben says, “HI!” and Dogg says, “arf arf” Dogg also says, He has to pee again… 🙂

Looks like we are going to have a long trip with all the little pee pee stops for a new puppy. What a time to be reborn. Dogg says he is hungry also…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

Awaken the Gods Themselves… (Part 1)

*** Time to quit writing this article and I will be back. It seems that the world is at a low point and my life has reached a turning point. I will sit here patiently and listen to the chanting that I hear. It is soothing and I think that is the only reason that I am still sane. You know the sky is starting to take on a green tinge and almost looks like a field of green grass waving in the breeze. Maybe Dogg is in a better place… ***

Well this is part one of what just happened in the last 24 hours. I will only give you one clue as to what happened! I am still alive… 🙂

It all started not long after I had finished the last article. I had drifted off to sleep in a half daze, half dream state. I was awaken because all chanting stopped. As I gathered my senses about me, I realized that Ben was laying on his back, eyes staring at the sky and could not be made to respond to nothing. Then I realized that all the rest of the Eskimos were in the same state as Ben…

I got up and walked amongst the people laying all over the ground and then noticed that the old Eskimo was still rocking to his favorite tune, what ever that would be. I tried to shake him but I was unable to even budge him as he rocked. He was out, it seemed but still rocking as he was earlier…

I looked around and started to walk away and then the old Eskimo, spoke to me and I turned back to him, he said as he kept rocking, “Beware the gods! Beware the tonrar (devil)! For they are one and the same and you must stand before him! You are the warrior of the earth and must decide earths fate. So has spoken the inuksuk (beacon) of the gods!”

Then with that the old Eskimo fell over like the others and all was deathly quiet…

I walked around a minute and thought about what he just said, then I started to wander how long before the gods came? I was thinking about how long I should leave these people out in the freezing cold before they all freeze to death. My thoughts did not have long to wait…

The ground shook and the sky seemed to explode with colors of lights. It crossed my mind that more government men have come to finish what was started…

My eyes were messed up from the flashes of lights and so I grabbed my only weapon that I kept on me. My two handed Chinese Broad Sword that was strapped to my back. Just as I pulled the sword around in front of me, I was smacked off my feet by something that screamed with pain and anger at the fact that my sword is sharp as hell and was blade edge away from me. The dull backside of the blade dug into my chest and face but was not sharp enough to cut me much. I was knocked flat by what ever it was that hit me. When I could see…

I saw a man or being about 10 foot tall and he was holding his right forearm in his left hand and trying to attach it back to his right arm stump. I saw the arm start to reattach and turned to run and then what the old man had said, stopped me in my tracks. “You must stand before him!” Well I turned back around and decided to do more than stand before him! I attacked him with everything I had in me…

I plowed into this giant of a being and bowed him over. I then drive the sword through his chest and into the ground below him. He seemed to take offense to what I just did and as he screamed in pain and anger again, he smacked me 30 foot in the air and I came down hard in the snow…

I was half buried in hard snow and was struggling to get up. It seems that who ever this was (Obviously the god/devil!) decided his arm was reattached enough and came to finish me off. I realized at that second that the totem pole that was made recently, was next to me. I grabbed it with all my strength and swung it at the being that was going to kill me. It caught him at the legs and an explosion of light told me that this totem pole had some power in it…

The very top of the totem pole was where the figure of the dog was carved and it snapped off as I hit the being. I saw the dog figurine roll and disappear into the snow.  The being staggered and a look of fear came to his eyes for just a second. Then he picked me up and I grabbed the sword still stuck through his chest and held on for dear life. The more he tried to squeeze me and rip me limb from limb, the more I twisted and yanked on the blade. He froze and of course I quit twisting also. That made everyone happier at that point. I could see in his eyes that he was trying to figure his next move. Then we both heard a Zombie killing growl…

I could not turn to see who it was, but I could see a reflection in this beings extremely dark glassy eyes and I saw a four legged Dogg with titanium teeth shining in the last rays of a setting sun. Then I heard the god/devil being say, “You are not suppose to be here! It is impossible!” Then a samurai sword appeared through the being chest from behind and I was so excited that it did not dawn on me for a few seconds that the sword went into my shoulder at the same time…

I heard Ben say, “Oops!” as he quickly pulled the sword out and tried to slice the being in another spot away from me!

I passed out at that point from a trauma wound to the head, from the god/devil being slugging me in the mouth, and well – next Ben will have to tell you what happened…

Talk to you later. I will try to get Ben to write tomorrow! He has a nice Eskimo girl that seems to not care that he is a Zombie and Ben thinks she is cute. So he is rather occupied at the moment… 🙂

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

Part 2 coming soon!