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Crack the Missile Base… (Part 1)

Have you ever seen a swarm of bees or maybe a swarm of ants. You know thousands and thousands of little insects just destroying all in its way. Okay: I know a swarm of grasshoppers. Except the Zombies were a swarm of slow moving grasshoppers…

It all came together when I caught a leader god Zombie by the neck and gave him an ultimatum: I said, “Send the swarm of Zombies against the gates and walls of that base and I will let you live until I come for the gods in the heavens…” That seemed to be a incentive that was catchy in the god Zombies mind and he did exactly what I wanted. Between him and Ben Zombie in my soul, they sent over a million Zombies against the protective barrier that was surrounding the base that I was going to enter…

I have to say it was really something else. The Zombies mindlessly surrounded the base and as a Zombie died another just stepped into the path of the next bullet. The air was misted in red and black blood as a cloud that hung over the whole field of death. The sun turned red as I watched the guns destroy Zombies…

I was surprised at how long the guns held out. It was hours and Zombies mindlessly climbed a mountain of dead Zombies to get to the base. The guns where pointing straight up almost into the sky as the pile of dead Zombies was upon the wall of the base. All 4 walls of the base were surrounded with dead Zombies, piled to the red sun…

Then the guns ran out of ammo, one at a time they quit functioning. Some quit as the last auto replaced barrel was burned out and others just were out of ammo. They all tried to swivel as a Zombie got near to them but death by the towers was over…

I told the god Zombie that they are not to enter the building and Ben agreed with that…

So what happened next was interesting. The door on a tunnel opened and maybe 200 men in uniform came out with guns blazing. But I sent two thousand Zombies over the dead Zombie mound and in a few minutes what was left of my Zombie swarm was happily munching and all you could hear was satisfying lip smacking delicious sounds… 🙂 Oh and screams of being eaten alive by Zombies… 🙁

The tunnel sealed itself and who ever was still inside was not going to play nice yet. For 4 new rails that were mounted on the corners of the main building came out of the roof and rockets flew everywhere…

My suit of armor extracted at just the correct moment and saved me from being a toasted marshmallow. Now I was mad…

I saw all the Zombies retreat and all four cannons where trained on me at that point. I had my shield and sword and I decided that Ben was to tell everyone that play time is over. Zombies can go have a picnic and Dogg, Girl and god Zombie are to be waiting healthy wealthy and wise when I come back. If I come back. Other words: Dogg and Girl better not be touched, by anyone…

I saw a Zombie god at the top of the mountain of dead Zombies and he waved meekly at me and gave a thumbs up signal, as if he was telling me, “No problem boss!” I then heard a bow wow and I knew everything was cool…

Then I turned back to the base after I saw everyone was clear of what was going to happen next. I took one step and the rocket launchers let off at once and I found myself in the middle of a war and it was me or them. The only thing that kept me in the boundaries of the base walls was the fact that a million dead Zombies were piled up stopping me from being knocked any farther back. They unloaded all they had and every damn one of those rockets hit me square on. Then all got quiet and while they were thinking, “Was he dead?” I was trying to get the suit back online and functioning properly again. The schematics inside my view plate told me that we sustained enough energy from those blasts to destroy a small country and it would take a few minutes to sort it all out and siphon off the excess…

I told you it was a cool suit and then I said forget it, channel the energy to my suit shields and I am attacking. Hesitation was not what I wanted and I yelled, “Do it now!” Then I jumped up and the rockets hit me again as I jumped 30 meters in the air and landed on the roof of the base. Oops, the rails just aimed at me and are taking out the base roof. Oops, what a silly mistake they made in programing…

Then the rails were silent and then I told my suit to siphon the energy off and pin point it straight down at my feet…

The weakened roof of at least 12 foot of reenforced concrete, exploded under me and I found myself in a pile of rubble and staring at a huge vault of a door, if it was as thick as the walls then it was going to be at least 3 meters thick. I did not have a key! But I had something better to get to who lay behind…

My sword…

Part Two Tomorrow…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

Woewebegone dead…

To me it has been almost a year that I have been learning Kung Fu! To you it has been just a week or so…

That is the beauty of futuristic technology. Technology that may never bee seen on earth as we know it. For right now as you read this the spread of the Zombie virus is accelerating and soon you will wake to a world of death and destruction. I have tried to warn you and if everyone would just get off their ass and do something about it, then maybe the world would be saved…?

An hour ago I held Woewebegone’s head in my lap as he died. We were celebrating today earlier. The celebration was that I almost could be called a student of Kung Fu. I had actually learned something and Woewebegone admitted it. It was an incredible day for me and as he died in my arms, he called me Stryker…

How did he die?

Let me tell you as I look around at a hundred dead Zombie Gods. Let me tell you how the Zombie gods tried to stop me today. They have succeeded in one thing today, they have woke me up and now I will bring the war to them. God with me I hope…

Hours ago earlier today. Woewebegone and I finished what he said was the last lesson, or at least the last lesson that I would get and even though I was a miserable student of Kung Fu and he had seen a 5 year old with more promise than me. He had to admit that I was as helpless and proficient at the same time in Kung Fu, as I would ever be and nothing anyone, even a god could do anything to change that…

Other words, I plain sucked at Kung Fu but I knew enough to be dangerous and Woewebegone hoped that was enough, because he could not change a sows ear into something pretty…

So we had a party to celebrate that I only sucked half as bad at Kung Fu as I did a year ago. Yes a whole year has gone by and Karate made no sense to me, Kung Fu was more dangerous to me than my enemies and Woewebegone grew to love me anyway…

As Woewebegone and I sat and enjoyed life under a cherry tree that he transplanted for me, from earth. I had my eyes closed and was dreaming of getting back to earth, Dogg and Girl. Woewebegone was half way through a paragraph of telling me about how to get back to earth now and Dogg and Girl would never know that I was gone. Time travel is a interesting concept and you have to have a special god that can do it or otherwise time travel just does not happen. Woewebegone was one of those gods. He gave me a icon of a cross and with this icon I could transverse the heavens alone as I needed, to get to one place or another. Forward or backward in time. But it only worked in very rare occasions and would not work if I was trying to alter history. Other words it worked the best going forward in time, but going back in time it was not so reliable. History was the issue…

As my eyes were closed I heard an abrupt stopping of words from Woewebegone and then he started to gurgle and blood came out of his mouth. Then I noticed a huge spear sticking out of his chest from is backside. The spear was from a god as I recognized the etchings on it from my teachings. I looked around and dodged a spear that was thrown at me. It grazed my cheek and left a faint line of blood. That was close…

Woewebegone slumped against the cherry tree and I thought he was dead. I also knew that thinking would mean I would be killed also. I fueled that rage in me at seeing my friend die and then I fueled it some more and bellowed it into a roaring firer as I thought that everyone dies around me, sooner or later…

I saw no one around me as I stood and walked calmly into the cave that we were staying in. We had moved many times over the years to keep Zombie gods from finding us and we thought that this cave would be a very safe spot. Arrows hit the ground around me and spears flew past me. I could feel the shafts and knew that they would not hit me. As I did not plan on staying still at this point and Zombies gods or not are terrible at aiming and I was skilled in perception now. I was sue that they would not get me with simple arrows and spears at this point…

As I stepped into the cave entrance my sword and shield leaped to my hands. Shield in the left hand and sword in the right. The sword was literally screaming a high pitched hiss and I felt the blood lust it so desired. The sword has waited patiently since its inception and has waited for the first battle. The shield took o a gold fleck metallic maroon color and my armor surrounded me in full. I have not had time to tell you about my armor from the planet called Xcices. It was a field trip that we took a few months ago after the sword field trip and I was fitted in a special armor for the gods. I will have to tell you about that next time…

I stepped out of the cave entrance and what stood before me should have scared me to death. The had to have been a hundred Zombie gods and they were ready to rumble. There was no regular Zombies, these were Zombie gods and were fully armored and weaponized. I was too mad to care and I glanced at Woewebegone and knew he was gone…

They charged at me and I heard my heart sing in tune with the sword and as I screamed that I would kill every last one of the bastards. My sword took a life of its own and I felt as well as saw the blade cut clean through armor that up until this day had never know its defeat. Ever blow upon a Zombie and the blade grew stronger and stronger and stronger. It consumed Zombie blood like a dry sponge in hot water…

My shield returned the same force of the blow back to the attacker and repealed then meters away as they attacked. My armor never once gave away, but I could feel the blows and I am covered in many many bruises…

The Zombie gods kept coming and I just kept killing. I was so mad that I was an inferno of hate and destruction. When there was about 20 Zombie gods left. They broke and ran. They gathered away from me. It looked as though they were in communication and right then I wished that I had Ben the Zombie to tell me what they were thinking. (Ben from the last book!)

Then they broke up and all transported back to were they came from. I am not sure how they did it and it looked as if it was a mechanical transportation. just like on Star Trek, except real transportation…

I put the sword up and shield away. The armor went back to its hidden state. I then ran to Woewebegone and saw that he was verily alive. I held him in my arms and he whispered some last words to me.

He said, “When I die hold me tight and do not let go until you know when it is right! For I will send a jolt to you, that will grow as a child grows inside your soul! My death is not in vain and is only the beginning, For you my son is the new King of the realm! Take me now and hold me tight for I die a strong death!” Then he said, “I name you “Stryker the Conqueror!””

Then he died and as I was realizing that he called me Stryker, I was hit with a bolt of lightning that tore my soul out and then slammed it back inside of me. I felt his power go into me and all that he had became mine. Then as I thought that was bad enough and the pain was overpowering at that. I felt all the power of the gods I had just killed slam me into the ground and around a hundred Zombie gods power of their souls entered me. It was a huge struggle for possession of my soul and my sword which is attached to my soul also was there to fight with me. I won and tamed all other energies and felt a power rush like no other in the universe…

I guess this is going to become the norm for me. Kill a god and gain their power. Ouch, I am getting to old for this…

Next stop home to earth, hug Dogg and Girl, then find the underground bomb shelter and then kick some Zombie ass. Oh yea and next time I will talk about my armor and I will try to write down some of what Woewebegone wanted to tell everyone…

“Stryker the Conqueror!” I like it but I will stick with Stryker. Dogg/Bear might kick my butt if I get too big of a head! 🙂

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

Fire only sure Death and we build an army…

*** So I am starting to get a plan of action also. We will see if this Zombie wakes up anytime soon. We also will leave in a day and I will write another article before we leave. I promise… ***

As I feared the Zombie we had chained to the pole woke up. He was not in very good shape but he did wake up and was still a hungry for human type Zombie. He was the type though that is easy to kill and he was exactly like a regular reanimated dead Zombie. So it looks like once the acid is used and they die then the ability to keep reanimating is gone and there seems to be just the normal reanimation left in the virus. I guess that has to be considered a good thing except all Zombies still have at least one more time of reanimation left after the acid spray. But this time when I burned the Zombie he was history and he burned like an old stick of firewood. That is a good thing. So we sprayed the tunnel again and I took a flame thrower and burned out the tunnel so that we would not leave any surprises behind as we went to take care of Zighile and his army of Zombies…

So here is the game plan…

We have three Eskimos that are staying at the monastery and going to take care of any stray Zombies that have escaped our grasp there. They will get the monastery in good shape for when we come back. Well that is if we come back, as we plan on staying at the monastery after we save the world and spend a little time relaxing. I kinda like it so much that I am thinking on making a permanent base out of it. I guess we will see what happens…

Enough of that lets talk about how this all is going to happen. Now remember that there is a saying called, “best laid plans Of Mice and Men often go awry!” and our plans very often go awry…

First thing is to get as far as we can in our helicopter. Then we will meet up with the Eskimos, Dogg and Rex. Then we will enter the Zombie Volcano and then we whoop up on Zighile and hopefully he has not reanimated 10,000,000 + million Zombies. Sorry but that is all the game plan that is available, because – well I am just going to ad lib and hope we succeed. I call it plain dumb luck and it has been good enough up till now. Why change something that is not broken?

We will most likely be a day ahead of the Eskimos, Dogg and Rx so we will be waiting for them and I will write again before the big battle at the Volcano. I will let you know before we make the attempt to enter the volcano and then if we live, you will know when I write again. If we do not live then I guess you need to understand that Zighile has won and it will not be long before the world is over run with Zombies. Zombies that live forever and never die…

For you must understand that if we fail then you will be one of two things. Zombie food or a Zombie and the way it is looking. Even if you are Zombie food then all it will take is your finger uneaten and you will still grow into a Zombie. Ben says that being a Zombie and being able to feel and communicate with Zombies through the mental connection that I have talked about in the past, that being a normal Zombie is not really that much fun. A normal Zombie can not drive cars, open doors and or really do anything but want to consume human flesh. In fact the only thing that a normal Zombie wants to do is to eat to satisfy that internal pain and desire that burns in the spot that use to house a soul of a human. They eat us humans to feel human again themselves. That is how Ben puts it and Ben is a Zombie. He is just a very special Zombie. As Ben also puts it, 80% of the humans will be normal stupid Zombies. 20% of them will be the type like him and all the other varieties. So you see being a Zombie will only be good for a few of us. The rest of us will be aimlessly wandering stupid shells of a past human…

Then as I understand it, animals who can not become Zombies will be feeding off the endless supply of Zombies that will never die. So what a life you will have as the population of bears, cats, dogs and many other animals increases due to man no longer encroaching upon their space and the world will be nothing but predators and Zombies, with of course crows and vultures to clean up the mess…

From what I understand is that the gods, that I have talked about earlier in these articles, have a bet going that humans will lose. They feel that we are not smart enough to win and to top it off no one (humans) believes that this is happening anyway. The gods feel that we live in little fairy land worlds each catered to our own self and do not have any desire to think outside of that little made up world that we live in. Individual world that does not include reality and is driven by the government controlled media and propaganda issues that form these little worlds of our own to live in…

I also have been told that hundreds of American Indians are crossing the sea between Russia and America. They are coming to help us fight this terrible tragedy that is happening to the earth. I also have found out that thousands and thousands of Russians are coming to help kill Zombies. Funny how no one else is even caring to help. The rest of the world does not believe in things as Zombies…

So I am going to give you the exact location of where we are going to regroup and take as many humans as we can to stop the end of humanity:

The Shiveluch volcano is one of the biggest and most active of a line of volcanoes that follow the spine of the Kamchatka Peninsula in easternmost Russia. The volcanoes and peninsula are part of the tectonically active “Ring of Fire,” a zone of active volcanoes and frequent earthquakes that nearly surrounds the Pacific Ocean…

If you want to help we will meet at the base of the volcano on the east side on the 23rd of April and then we will climb to the crest and enter the volcano. Don’t come if you are not willing to die and do not want to fight to the death…

The word is out and you have enough time to get there if you so desire. The Eskimos are doing it, we have done it and you can do it. Regardless of who shows up we are going to try to stop the end of the known world. If I get enough responses then I will even get a ship to pick people up at a designated spot. Or even an aircraft. It is one week until it happens…

We are building an army but it looks to be small in comparison to Zighiles army of the living dead…

Talk to you tomorrow and I will tell you what is happening…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…