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The Missile Silo and “The Girl!” (Part 2): Plus Killer Zombie Attack…

Well I woke up this morning with a terrible headache and the first thing that I saw after my eyes focused was Dogg with a Zombie head and he was in heaven playing with the head as a toy. Dogg looked a lot better than I felt. Then I remembered Girl…

I sat up way too fast and my head spun internally in circles. I was trying to focus and remember where Girl was when I last saw her. I have to say she is impressive and can kick some serious Zombie butt with her bare hands. I know that she and Dogg saved my life last night…

I am just getting to old for this Zombie stuff…

I struggled to stand and my first attempt was not successful. I hit the ground hard, but the pain actually helped to wake me up. Not that I recommend wakening up that way. I finally stood and made my way to the surface by a maintenance tunnel. I saw that most of the concrete and steel roof on the hatches and doors were ripped open like someone had a huge can-opener and was trying to find tasty morsels inside to eat…

That is exactly what it was and we were suppose to be the tasty morsels…

As I stepped into the sunshine this morning, I gave thanks to God! (Any god that makes you happy!) I gave thanks to who I call the real God – God with a capital G. I realized how close we came to death and the plans of the gods succeeding…

After last night I have come to the understanding that earth is still in the plans for a future and I had better step up the pace and try to save earth and the universe. It seems that earth is the only planet in the whole universe that was allowed to have Atomic Weapons! Yes that is correct…

I am getting ahead of myself right now and I need to start over at when the concrete and steel cap was ripped off the silo number 1. That is where I ended the last article…

Lets begin: I grabbed my sword, dagger and the 50 round full auto shotgun. Girl does not carry a weapon, she says it hinders her style! Dogg changed into a huge bear. Then we went out the same maintenance tunnel that I had left just recently this morning. As we stepped out into the darkness, I realized that hundreds of Zombies and one huge giant of a Zombie were tearing the silos covers off and trying to get the missiles that were housed within…

We happen to have two LGM-30 Minuteman with multiple warheads located at this bunker. The big giant Zombie was concentrating on getting those missiles. He was big enough to actually pull them out of the silo by hands and he was being rather absorbed by the task. In fact after what we though was an attack on us was actually just a missile gathering party by the giant Zombie and he brought friends along to keep him company…

Now maybe you would have said, “Aw just let the giant over grown Zombie with flaming blood red eyes have his toys! What could it hurt?” Sorry but a nuke in the hands of what I realized was a Zombie god could cause a huge issue in the universe…

Then with all the stupidity of only something that a Stryker would and could do! I threw my Katana blade as hard as I could at the back of the Giant Zombie. It embedded itself rather nicely all the way to the hilt in his back and that my friend set off a time bomb of moaning Zombies that decided that we were game for breakfast…

The blade had entered the Zombies back in a spot that he could not get to and so it caused considerable pain. I raised the auto shotgun and started to take Zombie heads off at the shoulder as fast as I could. Dogg/Bear roared and I saw him swell up almost as big as the Giant Zombie and he charged through the Zombie crowd and all you could see was Zombies flying in the air. I saw Bear/Dogg slam head first into the Giant Zombie as I then saw Girl leap frog over three Zombies and landed in the middle of the pack. Zombies were flying everywhere, that little girl could punch… (I was thinking of Bruce Lee!)

As I ran out of shells in the shotgun, I used the gun as a battering ram until it was taken out of my hands and then I pulled the dagger and started to slice and dice some more. After about 10 minutes I lost the dagger as it was embedded in a Zombie skull and they jerked away and I lost my dagger. I then had to resort to hand to hand combat with Zombies. I fought for what was only a few minutes, but it seems like hours and I realized that even though I was strong enough to snap Zombie necks, I was getting weak and worn out after such a furious battle. I was overwhelmed by 10 Zombies and then I saw a flash of Girl power as she came to my rescue and whooped them back from me. She handed me my dagger and said, “Here old man, before before they kill you!” Then she smiled and leaped over twenty Zombies and left me to die by my own accords…

As fast as it started, the Zombies were all dead except the Giant Zombie and Dogg/Bear and the Giant Zombie were an even match. The Giant Zombie had a regular Zombie in each hand and was using them to smash at Bear/Dogg. That just made Bear/Dogg madder and madder. I saw Girl finally show the toll of the battle and she slumped against a fence post and looked as bad as I felt…

I turned my attention to Dogg/Bear and the Giant Zombie. The Giant Zombie had his back to me and I realized that my Katana was still sticking out of his back. Without thinking I ran and leaped up on his back and grabbed the hilt of the sword. Remember I said it was like a living extension of my arm and I drew it sideways through his backbone. I severed his spinal column and he went down. I knew he would heal if I was not fast enough and I proceeded to sever his spinal column with several more swipes, This sword was sharp and nothing stopped the blade. I reminded myself to throw the dagger next time instead of my sword…

Then a flash of light flowed from the Giant Zombies body and Bear/Dogg grabbed the light and pinned it to the ground. The Giant Zombie shrank until it was a normal guy and he lay there on the ground gasping his last breaths. He started to tell me something and I leaned in close to him to hear him, He said, “I am from Illillis, the planet of the Rictern Galaxy, You must destroy that Zombie Entity that controlled me! For only you on earth have the forbidden nukes and they will be back to try again. Keep him from leaving this planet. Thank god you were here as we did not know and you saved the Universe for now!”

Then his life force died and I saw a faint light float to the night sky…

I tuned to Bear/Dogg and with Katana in hand. I told Bear/Dogg hold that thing! I drove the sword into what would be its head and Bear/Dogg let go at my motion. I then sliced the thing down the middle and even though you would not think that you can kill an energy entity, this Katana was not an ordinary sword and it seemed to absorb and destroy the energy Zombie entity like it was a solid being. Then though the power flowed through the sword and went into me. I was thrown 30 feet and hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. That is the last I remember. Well until I woke up and saw Dogg playing with a Zombie head…

Now as I stood outside and look at this beautiful day. I realize that all the Zombies are gone and Girl walked up and handed me my sword. I looked at the sword and realized that thee was something very very special about this sword. Girl looked at me and said, “Not bad for an old grouch!” I just smiled at her and thought if you only knew, as I was thinking at all the Zombies that we have killed over the years…

As I held the sword, I realized that all of a sudden I felt a hundred times better and every cut, bite and tear on me body, healed instantly. I was better than new, I was fantastically great, I was perfect…

That was until Girl tossed me over her shoulder and said it is time to learn Kung Fu and Karate both…

Karate and Kung Fu? What! Do I look like I have written the word “crazy” all over my face?

Oh I guess I better tell you a little bit about Girl. I see that this is part two and I promised to tell some more about her…

It seems that Girl was born in Dengfeng, China where the Shaolin temple is located. No I never said she was an American. I never said she was anything but a girl. She is not from America, she is from China and she is smart, sharp and deadly! She saved my life last night and that allowed me to save the Universe, temporarily…

She does not remember who she is or what she is. She just knows certain things and she gave me a letter that she woke up with after she was left inside the gates of this base. She was left here about a year ago and has not left the compound as it had everything that she needed including food and as as the letter said, after I read it. It told her to stay put, someone will come for her, its words were “He who comes!”…

The letter also said something strange: It said, “He who comes, has been the body guard, but now he who comes, must be guarded by your life, for he who comes, once again is the key to eternity. You must guard, “He who comes!”

“He Who Comes!” It sounds like something from a horror movie!

Dogg just looked at me and said “Bow Wow” and I swear he smiled…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code!

PS: Time for Kung Fu lessons… 🙁

Just outside of Denver at a small airport…

I really am in no hurry to charge like the light brigade and go to my death in a battle with killer Zombies. So Dogg and I are taking things slow and easy. You see we have had a pretty good life the last years and why mess things up to fast. It looks like we need to enjoy some more good days, while we can. Besides what is a few more days here or there. The world is ended anyway only Zombies walk the surface…

So we are at a tiny airport and have found that Denver is wonderful this time of the year. The air is clean and brisk. It has something to do with the altitude, I think and that altitude has made me lazy for a few days. Dogg and I are going to find a car/truck and see if we can get it going. I want to check out a missile silo that I saw on the way in as we flew by it in the Cessna…

I swear I saw a girl!

So Dogg and I are going to take a sidetrack quest for a few days. Remember the old Eskimo said we needed to find another person… 🙂

I thought I would answer a few questions that I have received from readers. One of the questions that has been asked several times is, How long does a Zombie live and what do they eat if humans are all gone?

Okay let me attempt to answer: A Zombie will live forever if given nourishment. A Zombie does not need a lot of nourishment and they can sustain themselves on any carbon based material. Yes of course the main desired food by a Zombie is human flesh and brains is the number one tasty treat, but with the demise of the human race and since Dogg and I dislike having our brains eaten. Zombies have to find other food to eat. A Zombie has very poor hunting skills and really only a few of them have any motor skills to speak of. So hunting is out of the question. The easy prey of humans are gone. Animals are either much faster or very dangerous for a Zombie. Packs of dogs and even cats have taken a toll on the Zombies in certain areas. In fact it looks like animals, as they take the land back over are ultimately going to wipe out Zombies. Bears have made a huge come back and a brown bear can take on and eat a whole bunch of Zombies. Animals as I have said in the past are not bothered by the Zombie virus…

Zombies therefore have learned to eat anything that is carbon based. They even can eat the coal out of a coal bin that you use to heat your house. I have seen them even drink oil as a nutriment. If is is carbon based then it can be converted and used as fuel by a Zombie. Wood is a perfect example of a life sustaining food for Zombies. But remember they all want brains and just because a Zombie is chewing on a stick of oak like a puppy dog, does not mean that he will not put that stick down in an instant and decide that you are a better choice for dinner…

I hope that answers your question…

Another question was how do I know how to fly? Easy I have had 6 years to learn and I found a book called “Flying for Dummies” (You know one of those bright yellow bound books you see for all subjects, from computers to cooking!) in the library and it worked great for a Cessna. Though I have to admit Dogg declined the first time I decided to take off in the Cessna, I guess he had droughts as to my abilities…

Something really strange happened at a gun store that Dogg and I broke into. We found lots of neat weapons, but when I tried to dump my Katana blade that I found at the last place with the Vampire Zombies. I was not able too. I found a neat sword that I thought would make a great replacement sword for the plain looking Katana, but every time that I thought about getting rid of the Katana, I would have a terrible pain in my head and the old Eskimo would appear in my mind as an image and he would be shaking his head, NO! I was able to pick up a dagger that was two sided sharpened and had a wicked looking blood vein down the middle of it. It was made of some kind of Damascus steel and the old Eskimo shook his head yes on that one. Looks like I am being guided and it looks as though the Katana is my blade of choice now…

So yesterday I took an interest in the Katana and decided to practice with it. I was shocked at the extension effect that it had in my hand. When it was in my hand it felt like it was simply the same as my arm. It was like a very wicked finger that could kill. It was so sharp that it could literally slice anything. I cut a brick with it and the blade sliced it like a hot knife through butter. I thought about those commercials on TV about the indestructible Japanese kitchen knives that use to be on late night shows. They would cut tin cans and then cut tomatoes like perfect… 🙂

Yes we have been seeing Zombies, but as I say, We are not looking to kill them and as long as we are careful and stay down wind of them we are not noticed. That is how I can tell that there is no humans anywhere in a new town we go to. The Zombies are so use to no humans that they do not even look for them. But I will say something, If a pack of dogs enters a town, then the Zombies panic,because they have learned that dogs will eat a Zombie and a pack of dogs means they are looking for food. It see,s that Zombies all have some hiding place, that they can stay out of site in, but since dogs can sniff them out and a Zombie normally can not turn a door knob, then Zombies are in trouble. Strange how a creature that devastated Humans has no protection against wild animals. Now don’t get me wrong a Leader Zombie and Specialty Zombie can whoop anything on earth just about, but I have only seen one Leader Zombie and those misplaced Vampire Zombies in 6 years…

Oh one last thing for today: If anyone else decides to complain that I am not using perfect English and my writing needs to improve! I have something to tell the perfect little brats, young or old, that are reading this information that I am giving. I am writing this so that you might have a chance to understand what will happen to you and what will happen in your future. The process has started and sooner or later that Zombie will come for your brains. As you see I am living in a world that is almost 100% Zombies and humans are rare and maybe all gone except me. So you high and mighty attitude toward perfect English makes about as much sense as using a butter knife on a Zombie. You better start thinking about what you are going to take the head of the Zombie that comes moaning your name in a few months. Maybe I should just stop writing anything, because it does not help me in the least. It just takes time out of my busy schedule killing Zombies and looking for any humans left on earth. Dogg and I have better things to do, but I want to help you out… Kapish?

Maybe when I get a few more years of fun and joy, I will go back over all of what I have written and check the spelling and such…

Okay, enough of my grouchy moments…

Tomorrow Dogg and I will be at the missile silo and we are going to check out and see what or who I saw. The weather is so nice that Dogg and I need a good trip anyway…

Oh damn it looks like a Zombie or two have caught our scent and are shuffling their way over to us out of a field near the airport. Dogg wants some fun so I better get off this laptop and recharge it anyway and I am going to let Dogg have a Zombie head to play with for the night. He is so cute as he carries around his Zombie head and his tail is curled over his back. He is so proud of a Zombie head for a play toy…

Talk to you tomorrow!

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code!