I really am in no hurry to charge like the light brigade and go to my death in a battle with killer Zombies. So Dogg and I are taking things slow and easy. You see we have had a pretty good life the last years and why mess things up to fast. It looks like we need to enjoy some more good days, while we can. Besides what is a few more days here or there. The world is ended anyway only Zombies walk the surface…

So we are at a tiny airport and have found that Denver is wonderful this time of the year. The air is clean and brisk. It has something to do with the altitude, I think and that altitude has made me lazy for a few days. Dogg and I are going to find a car/truck and see if we can get it going. I want to check out a missile silo that I saw on the way in as we flew by it in the Cessna…

I swear I saw a girl!

So Dogg and I are going to take a sidetrack quest for a few days. Remember the old Eskimo said we needed to find another person… 🙂

I thought I would answer a few questions that I have received from readers. One of the questions that has been asked several times is, How long does a Zombie live and what do they eat if humans are all gone?

Okay let me attempt to answer: A Zombie will live forever if given nourishment. A Zombie does not need a lot of nourishment and they can sustain themselves on any carbon based material. Yes of course the main desired food by a Zombie is human flesh and brains is the number one tasty treat, but with the demise of the human race and since Dogg and I dislike having our brains eaten. Zombies have to find other food to eat. A Zombie has very poor hunting skills and really only a few of them have any motor skills to speak of. So hunting is out of the question. The easy prey of humans are gone. Animals are either much faster or very dangerous for a Zombie. Packs of dogs and even cats have taken a toll on the Zombies in certain areas. In fact it looks like animals, as they take the land back over are ultimately going to wipe out Zombies. Bears have made a huge come back and a brown bear can take on and eat a whole bunch of Zombies. Animals as I have said in the past are not bothered by the Zombie virus…

Zombies therefore have learned to eat anything that is carbon based. They even can eat the coal out of a coal bin that you use to heat your house. I have seen them even drink oil as a nutriment. If is is carbon based then it can be converted and used as fuel by a Zombie. Wood is a perfect example of a life sustaining food for Zombies. But remember they all want brains and just because a Zombie is chewing on a stick of oak like a puppy dog, does not mean that he will not put that stick down in an instant and decide that you are a better choice for dinner…

I hope that answers your question…

Another question was how do I know how to fly? Easy I have had 6 years to learn and I found a book called “Flying for Dummies” (You know one of those bright yellow bound books you see for all subjects, from computers to cooking!) in the library and it worked great for a Cessna. Though I have to admit Dogg declined the first time I decided to take off in the Cessna, I guess he had droughts as to my abilities…

Something really strange happened at a gun store that Dogg and I broke into. We found lots of neat weapons, but when I tried to dump my Katana blade that I found at the last place with the Vampire Zombies. I was not able too. I found a neat sword that I thought would make a great replacement sword for the plain looking Katana, but every time that I thought about getting rid of the Katana, I would have a terrible pain in my head and the old Eskimo would appear in my mind as an image and he would be shaking his head, NO! I was able to pick up a dagger that was two sided sharpened and had a wicked looking blood vein down the middle of it. It was made of some kind of Damascus steel and the old Eskimo shook his head yes on that one. Looks like I am being guided and it looks as though the Katana is my blade of choice now…

So yesterday I took an interest in the Katana and decided to practice with it. I was shocked at the extension effect that it had in my hand. When it was in my hand it felt like it was simply the same as my arm. It was like a very wicked finger that could kill. It was so sharp that it could literally slice anything. I cut a brick with it and the blade sliced it like a hot knife through butter. I thought about those commercials on TV about the indestructible Japanese kitchen knives that use to be on late night shows. They would cut tin cans and then cut tomatoes like perfect… 🙂

Yes we have been seeing Zombies, but as I say, We are not looking to kill them and as long as we are careful and stay down wind of them we are not noticed. That is how I can tell that there is no humans anywhere in a new town we go to. The Zombies are so use to no humans that they do not even look for them. But I will say something, If a pack of dogs enters a town, then the Zombies panic,because they have learned that dogs will eat a Zombie and a pack of dogs means they are looking for food. It see,s that Zombies all have some hiding place, that they can stay out of site in, but since dogs can sniff them out and a Zombie normally can not turn a door knob, then Zombies are in trouble. Strange how a creature that devastated Humans has no protection against wild animals. Now don’t get me wrong a Leader Zombie and Specialty Zombie can whoop anything on earth just about, but I have only seen one Leader Zombie and those misplaced Vampire Zombies in 6 years…

Oh one last thing for today: If anyone else decides to complain that I am not using perfect English and my writing needs to improve! I have something to tell the perfect little brats, young or old, that are reading this information that I am giving. I am writing this so that you might have a chance to understand what will happen to you and what will happen in your future. The process has started and sooner or later that Zombie will come for your brains. As you see I am living in a world that is almost 100% Zombies and humans are rare and maybe all gone except me. So you high and mighty attitude toward perfect English makes about as much sense as using a butter knife on a Zombie. You better start thinking about what you are going to take the head of the Zombie that comes moaning your name in a few months. Maybe I should just stop writing anything, because it does not help me in the least. It just takes time out of my busy schedule killing Zombies and looking for any humans left on earth. Dogg and I have better things to do, but I want to help you out… Kapish?

Maybe when I get a few more years of fun and joy, I will go back over all of what I have written and check the spelling and such…

Okay, enough of my grouchy moments…

Tomorrow Dogg and I will be at the missile silo and we are going to check out and see what or who I saw. The weather is so nice that Dogg and I need a good trip anyway…

Oh damn it looks like a Zombie or two have caught our scent and are shuffling their way over to us out of a field near the airport. Dogg wants some fun so I better get off this laptop and recharge it anyway and I am going to let Dogg have a Zombie head to play with for the night. He is so cute as he carries around his Zombie head and his tail is curled over his back. He is so proud of a Zombie head for a play toy…

Talk to you tomorrow!

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code!