Will they piss me off? YUP…

I am going to try to walk up to the base as close as I can and I will have my shield. I have watched these guns and know right where they will shoot. I will try to let the ones inside see me and make positive sure that they do…

They have a choice: Either open up and let Dogg, Girl and I in safely, or they will try to kill me. I think the shield will protect me…

I will let you know tomorrow what happens and what I will do about all this…

Well guess what? They tried to kill me…

I took my shield and walked very very slowly to the line and point of no return. I watched the cameras all rotate and focus on me so I know they are in there and watching. The cameras do not do that when a Zombie approaches. I could feel many eyes upon me and they all wanted to see what I was up to…

As I approached the line of death and it was easy to tell where it was. It was where the pile of Zombies parts started. I heard a click in two of the towers that held the guns. I then had a thought that maybe they turned off the guns. Well in about three more steps, I found out what 200 to 300 depleted uranium rounds at 3500 feet per second and in a 30mm version of death felt like against my shield…

I was thrown back like a kite in the wind. My suit of armor also expanded and after it was all done, I had to put on new clothes. I forgot about my armored suit in all this fun and that it would protect me also. I just do not want to push the limits with guns this big to try to break into the compound. It only takes one break in the suit and I am dead…

As soon as I could get back up, I looked at the cameras and looked at the guns. I watched a couple more cameras adjust and focus better. I raised my arm. I watched the cameras focus better yet. I raised my arm several more times. After I was sure that all the cameras were focus as they could be. I raised my arm one last time and flipped them the bird. I gave them the middle finger of Up Yours. Then I screamed that I am coming and don’t fall asleep at the wheel. I am sure that they were shocked at my suit of armor…

Why they even scratched my shield, but it was self healing as I was staring at it. Some shield, Huh?

As I write this I have thousands of Zombies working their way to join the party. I took Dogg and Girl with me to town and we found a generator, huge stereo, Alice Cooper Music (You know the one that bites off birds heads!) and a whole bunch of flash bang grenades. The town was just 10 miles away and I figure at Zombie speed most of them will take a few days. I know that the ones that are fast will hang back until reinforcements come…

I went to every town and started Zombies on there way to the base. I have stereos playing all around the base outside of the firing range. I am going to gather up a huge Zombie party and lets see if we can empty those huge kegs of ammo that accompany these type of guns. I figure that they are cocky rich people and did not contemplate that they would need to refill these guns anytime soon…

Dogg is already helping, he has turned to Bear/Dogg and is tossing Zombies into the firing range as I write this. He can toss a Zombie of average size almost a hundred yards. Damn, You know he is one strong puppy dog…

Girl is cooking dinner because I have been so busy and usually I cook dinner. Girl also is giving me that look like have you gone local or something. But like I told her it will work, well I hope! We already have Zombies wandering on their own into the guns, because they go toward the loudest noise. Not too smart if you ask me…

Ben the Zombie inside my soul says, “You are one crazy fool! Go kick their asses!” Ben also said, “He is sending out the signal to as many Zombies that he can reach by his mental connection. He says that it is not as good while he is inside of me, but that he has reached hundreds. He said he will try to send them to the fence of the base so that they can become pureed Zombie…”

After dinner we will travel all around and toss more flash bangs to attract more Zombies. I need thousands and thousands to do what I want to do. I figure there will be a huge wall of Zombies by the time we are done sending Zombies to their death. Good thing Zombies are stupid…

I feel like a Zombie tonight, a Zombie delight, a Zombie tonight! I feel like a Zombie tonight… πŸ™‚

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

PS: Update: Ben said he did it and he reached a million Zombies. He said a swarm of Zombies is coming! It will take a few days. Just hang on. Looks like we will need to find a safe place, so that we do not become Zombie food…

Also to answer the question of why I did not extend my armor in the first place is easy: I did not want to give away my ace in the hole if they let us in. They did not need to know about my armor from the gods. I was really very sure that humans would open up and let other humans inside… (I was wrong!)