Author: Kyle Keeton

Ben Zombie Alive?

*** I got out of the Jeep and realized that I was looking straight at Ben Zombie and he was alive… ***

Well – Dogg and I gathered Ben Zombie up and got him in the Jeep somehow.  Then we headed home to the old power plant. I told Ben Zombie to hold the story of what has happened until we are safe at home…

So I will let Ben Zombie tell what he told me: Hey everyone! As you know I was suppose to have been hit and destroyed by a big truck in a suicide attempt. Well my charade worked and it seems that eveyone thought I was dead including Stryker and Dogg. That was the whole point. You see I had to figure out how to block the ability of other Zombies from seeing and hearing what I see and hear. I did not want to put Stryker and Dogg’s life in anymore danger than it is already…

So being a Leader Zombie, I changed clothes with another Zombie and told it too walk out in front of the truck. That made it look like I killed myself…

I then figured out what to do about the extrasensory connection that Zombies have…

Being a doctor I had an advantage over normal laymen and it hit me after I studied about lobotomies and such. I dissected a few Zombie brains and found a new growth, that interconnected the two spheres of the brain. I realized that this had to be the issue that I was looking to solve…

The connection was in a easy place to get to and disconnect as it was located at the very top of the brain, right under the skull cap. I experimented with two other Zombies and found that there was no changes from them after the operation except that they could no longer follow my commands by thoughts. Just by verbal command. Other words the link was broke…

So it was not a true lobotomy it was a simpler situation that I could preform on myself. Being that I do not really feel pain as normal people do. I proceeded to use a mirror and carefully severed the new growth in my head. The second that I did that I felt the presence of millions of minds leave my head and I knew that I was free…

Since we Leader Zombies heal fast, I knew that the link would try to reappear. So I put a metal plate about two inches deep between the two halves of brain to stop the growth again. It does not seem to hurt me in anyway and here I am. I guess back to Stryker…

Well I was just amazed and Dogg is so happy to see him that life just got a little bit better. I told Ben about what has been happening and about the Spyder Zombie. Ben got a worried look on his face and explained that it seems to be a fact that Zombies are mutating…

Well we carried on a long conversation, way into the night. We had a good meal and smoked some Cuban cigars that I had hidden for just such occasions. Then as sleepiness over took us.  Dogg stood up growling and that is when we heard the noise deep with the basement. The noise that Dogg and I have needed to check out. The noise rumbled and grumbled throughout the whole power plant. It felt like we could feel the rumble through the walls and floors…

Ben looked at me and said, “What was that?”

I said, “That is what you, Dogg and I are going to go find as soon as we get some good sleep!”

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code!

The Little Town of Zombies…

*** Dogg came over to me where I had just sat down on the ground and licked my face as if to say, “Good Daddy!” ***

Dogg and I decided to take a trip to the little town we live near. We are running out of supplies and other things. So we decided to go pick up somethings at the local Walmart…

We hopped into our new 4×4 Jeep and tooled on into to town, after we checked out our grounds for Zombies. After seeing that the fence was solid and no Zombies hanging out, where they are not wanted. We left for town…

Dogg loves to ride and he hangs his head out the window with his tong flapping in the wind. It is hilarious, but you do not want to be behind him, because you will have a face full of slobber… 🙂

The first thing we noticed as we entered town, was the fact that it was very quiet just too quiet!

It has been 3 weeks since we needed to leave the Old Power Plant and the workers have been long gone from doing their work on the plant. So we were kinda surprised when we saw that the town was very creepy feeling…

We stopped at the local A&P store to get food. It was empty except for about 5 employees and they were personified Zombies. Four of them were stupid regular Zombies and the 5th at the cash register was a leader Zombie. As I have said, Leader Zombies are almost like normal humans and they are usually in charge of several other Zombies. They all acted scared to see Dogg and I. They shuffled as far away as possible to the back of the store. With the exception of the cashier. The cashier Zombie got on the phone as soon as we walked down an aisle to get food. I could hear the panic in its voice as it contacted someone…

We filled up a cart to the brim and higher with food. I was not sure when I would be back because this town looked seriously bad about now…

I was fully armed and I knew from all the Zombie killings that was happening around me, that Zombies would be very leery of me, especially during the day time. But if enough got together, then Dogg and I would be in trouble…

As I was getting food another customer came into the store. It was an old lady and she was not a Zombie. But she paid no attention to anyone around her and got what she wanted and paid and left. Totally oblivious to anything…

I took the cart to the cashier and the cashier recoiled as he tossed a bunch of sacks on my cart and said, “Please go! We don’t want your money!” That is when I heard the bell on the front door behind me tinkle as someone else came into the store. Dogg growled and I stayed with my backed turned to who ever it was. I said, “If Dogg don’t like you, then I don’t like you! You come closer I will kill you!” Silence followed…

Then I heard someone clear their throat after a few minutes and they said, “I am the mayor of this town and I just came to greet you personally! We do not want any trouble and as you see you have scared my people to death (So to speak!) by coming in here!” The silence re-enveloped the store…

I thanked the cashier and asked for one more bag. He gave me 10 more… 🙂

I then turned and looked at the mayor…

He was as perfect of a Zombie as they come to being, it was almost impossible to tell that he was a Zombie. He looked human except he had makeup on to cover the pale blue look that Zombies get. He was dressed impeccably and was spotless. He had on a thousand dollar suit and I laughed at the thought that Zombies can have taste in clothes and such. Why he had on alligator skin shoes and a carnation sticking out of his suit lapel…

He made the mistake of looking at the cashier and that is when I spun with my machete and took the cashiers head off. The revolver clanked to the floor as the body slid slowly to the ground. The head was moving its mouth as Dogg grabbed it and ran outside to play…

I then turned to a wide eyed mayor and said, “My name is Stryker and that is Dogg!”

Typical politician, the mayor was. He said something like, “I had nothing to do with that!” As he ran out the door…

The other Zombies in the back shuffled into the back room out of my site. I then grabbed another cart, then another cart and filled them up with food also. I had a big freezer and refrigerator at the old power plant. I decided to fill them up…

I hauled as much food as I could get into the Jeep and still let Dogg and I ride home also. Dogg would have to sit on my lap. As Dogg and I finished up we saw the mayor again and he had about 20 Zombies with him. But they were not very sure about what to do…

I took the Zombie head from Dogg and kicked it at the new group of Zombies. That seemed to make up their minds, that maybe I need some alone time and was a little grouchy…

Dogg ran after the Zombie head and the staring Zombies ran like rabbits and squirrels being hunted. Dogg liked that and he barked happily. I knew that come night, they would be a lot braver and would most likely visit the old power plant…

Then I got this chill up and down my spine. I looked around and noticed Zombie eyes staring out of all the windows and door ways in the town. I called Dogg and we got out of there, lickity split…

Looks like Walmart is another day…

On the way back to the old power plant, I was doing some serious thinking’s. That is when I almost hit someone in the road. Dogg started barking as if to tell me watch out and I slammed on the brakes! Dogg jumped out and ran to who ever it was. Barking crazily…

I got out of the Jeep and realized that I was looking straight at Ben Zombie and he was alive…

Styker
The Zombie Source Code

 

Zombies are getting Badder and Tougher all the Time…

*** So we are caught up to date and I will try to do a better job keeping things updated. I will say that Dogg and I see a lot of signs of Zombies out about the town and I am suspecting that the new mayor of our city is a Leader Zombie and if he is then that could be a real issue… ***

Originally when I started to write down things about Zombies. I was going to make a book, but then I realize that I am so busy killing Zombies that I am just going to write down things when I can and create a diary of a sorts…

You have to understand that everything that I write is what is really happening to me and we are not in some future or in some past time. We are in the present day time. Zombies are all around us and if you are not careful you will be a Zombie also. Then, I may have to eradicate you too… 🙂

So while I will try to keep an order to the story. I do not guarantee that anymore. I will just say that Life is chaotic and a life with Zombies is very chaotic…

So lets talk today about a walk that Dogg and I took:

Dogg and I took a walk last week. We decided that we would scout about and see what this lonely old power plant neighborhood would bring for excitement. We had been cooped up a long time and had not strolled around much since the time that we were almost killed by the Spider Zombie. I was also still upset about the death of Ben Zombie, because I still feel that he and I could have been a good team. Dogg and I walked to clear our thoughts and most of all, to allow us to get ourselves together. Other words be one with the world again…

We were walking around the back 40, as I call it of the power plant. The backside of the power planet has about 40 acres. So I call it the back 40. We were walking deep in thought or at least I was. Dogg was chasing a squirrel and trying to catch a rabbit at the same time. Dogg was just having fun. Because he would never hurt any tiny creature…

Everything was cool, until we heard a noise near the back fence line ahead of our position. Dogg went on point and I heard his Zombie sighting growl, that he gives when he sees a Zombie. I looked were he was looking and saw a horrific sight. Staring at me and Dogg was a Zombie that had to have been 10 foot tall and as broad as a double door way and had muscles corded all over any of his body that I could see, not covered up by clothes…

I took off my long trench coat after I pulled out the 444 Marlin lever action that I had hidden inside and also pulled out my new ceramic blade machete and stood waiting to see what he was going to do. Then he jumped at Dogg and I – like a fiend from hell…

He moved so fast that I could not aim, so I simply shot all 4 rounds of 300 grain 444’s into his body as fast as I could and then as he landed in front of me. I reversed the rifle and broke it over his head. Then I grabbed the machete and rolled away way away from this huge creature. While he was not as huge as Baby Zombie he was 5 times faster and just as strong…

The four rounds of 444 Marlin square in the middle of his chest, seemed to have not affected him at all…

I stood up quickly with my machete in hand and was ready for his attack. He looked at me and started to turn my way. That is when Dogg attacked! You will not believe this but Dogg leaped 10 foot in the air and bit the Zombie in the face. The Zombie smacked Dogg across the field that we were in and I watched as Dogg rolled, then he got up growling. Dogg was mad…

I looked back at the Zombie and realized that Dogg had taken his left eye out. That would help and now I saw a weakness to help attack the Zombie. I motioned for Dogg to attack again. Then as Dogg attacked, I ran toward the Zombie. The Zombie was caught in opposing attacks…

Dogg saw what I was doing and he ran between the Zombies legs to confuse the Zombie. The Zombie reached for Dogg and that is when I appeared. I chopped with the machete with all my might and embedded it deep into the Zombies shoulder. It was the sharpest machete that I have ever had, but it felt like I was cutting stone…

I could not pull the machete out and he stood up full height and the handle came out of my hand. He was damn tall and the machete was still in his shoulder. He then back handed me and I flew like what seemed 20 feet. All I could see was stars and lights flashing in my vision. I could hear Dogg growl and then I heard a roar from the Zombie that scared me…

I crawled across the ground and realized that my hand hit the broken rifle. It had just only had the butt stock broken off. So I reached into my right pants pocket and pulled out the 4 extra shells I kept there. I felt my way to load them as my vision started to clear. I heard Dogg growl and I heard the Zombie scream in hate and fear. I could tell Dogg was winning…

My eyes cleared enough to see what was happening and I realized why the Zombie was loosing it. Dogg was doing his famous bite the crotch and don’t let go until death, type of move. The Zombie had a 15 kilo titanium toothed killer latched on to were it hurts guys the most. This Zombie was not happy about what Dogg was doing…

I levered the gun and aimed the best I could without a stock. I yelled, “Hey Ugly!” The Zombie looked up at me and I pulled the trigger…

The bullet entered right between the Zombies eyes and blew the whole back of his head off. Dogg let go of the Zombie and ran like hell. For Dogg did not want to be underneath the Zombie when he fell…

I swear the ground shook and trembled. But most likely that was just my head still messed up from being smacked. As the Zombie hit the ground the machete popped out from his shoulder and I ran to grab it. I then chopped his head off, to make sure he was not going anywhere…

Dogg came over to me where I had just sat down on the ground and licked my face as if to say, “Good Daddy!”

Well that is it for today and next time I will talk about the trip we (Dogg and I) made downtown in our quiet little city. It was interesting and we met the mayor…

Stryker

Home Sweet Home is a Old Power Plant…

*** Next article is more tuned toward an explanation about the place were Dogg and I live now. We had a good Christmas and have a very safe and secure home. It is bomb proof and no Zombies around… ***

Looks like I should explain our living conditions a little better. I have been very busy because Dogg and I have had to clean up a huge mess of Zombies that were trapped inside this old power plant that we call a home now…

I pulled some strings and got permanent residence of this old underground power plant that is built like a fortress. Dogg and I set up an old office area as a home and reenforced the walls and doors of the office equivalent to a bank vault. I decided that I do not want to be surprised again by baby, spider or any Zombie for that matter…

Now I am not saying that the old power plant is not built like a fortress but a little assurance is always good and after the last month, I think it is necessary anymore…

Here is some pictures of what it looks like…

Inside...
The front door...

We now have a new desktop computer and even got ourselves a TV to watch. Dogg got new titanium teeth after the last ones got dissolved by the Spider Zombie and he is very happy now. Dogg likes his shiny titanium teeth and I find them useful to crunch Zombie necks…

I also have restocked my weapons because we lost everything due to so many battles with the Zombies. I was down to just one usable machete and that just was not going to cut the mustard…

So I picked up another 444 Marlin Lever action, two Mexican Brush Machetes and I ordered a two handed Cold Steel Chinese War Sword. I can’t wait for that one. I had it made specially with a ceramic blade that is suppose to be impervious to anything and permanently deadly sharp …

I also got Dogg a new set of body armor and titanium claws for his feet. I also picked him up a chew toy that looks like a dead chicken, so that he could make it squeak as he played. So Dogg is one happy dog…

It took days to clean everything up and Dogg and I had to drag the bodies outside and burn them. Hundreds of Zombies take a long time to burn. That is why I have not written for awhile…

We also had lots of workers in and out rebuilding the wiring and plumbing in the old power plant. We also had as I said the office area built like a fortress and now as I type this Dogg is sleeping with his chicken toy and I am sitting at my new desk writing this article…

I have to say something though! I thought everything is under control around the power plant but I keep hearing a deep rumble from under the power plant. It is not bad but it is definitely from under the power plant. I have got to explore the lower levels better and see if there is one last door that we have not discovered. I really do not want to deal with more Zombies sneaking up on me at night or in the day for that matter…

So we are caught up to date and I will try to do a better job keeping things updated. I will say that Dogg and I see a lot of signs of Zombies out about the town and I am suspecting that the new mayor of our city is a Leader Zombie and if he is then that could be a real issue…

Until next time…

Stryker

PS: Dogg says hi!

My Dogg is a Totem Dog…

*** But never forget that Dogg was still alive. The next thing I know is that the Spider Zombie was screaming bloody murder and I saw he had a Zombie killing dog attached to the back of his neck and Dogg was ripping his spinal cord out as I stared through the bubbling plexiglass…

My thoughts turned to, OMG Dogg will dissolve… ***

I jumped up after tossing the plexiglass off of me and ran to Dogg as he collapsed on the ground. Dogg had just saved my life at my expense or so I thought. But I have to stop now and explain what I discovered about Dogg at this point…

Dogg stopped moving and I was holding him in my arms with tears in my eyes. He was my buddy and I would be devastated without him by my side. That is when I felt something strange happening to Doggs body and he turned to a block of wood in my arms. A block of wood that resembled a dog sitting on his back two legs…

Dogg looked like a totem pole in a small size… (See picture I took!)

I was lost as to what was happening and carried Dogg upstairs out of the basement, after I checked for anymore moving Zombies. I had a huge mess to clean up later…

I then looked up on my laptop about wooden animals in the shape of a totem pole. That is when I discovered what I think that Dogg was right now. I was not sure if he would come back or not and I was not sure what to do to help the situation. I spent hours reading about what wonderful creatures make up the American Indian totem pole legends and found this information to explain and maybe make it easier for us non believers to understand…

The Dog: Noble, faithful, loyal, teaching, protection, and guidance…

A totem can be the symbol of a tribe, clan, family or individual. Native American tradition provides that each individual is connected with nine different animals that will accompany each person through life, acting as guides. Different animal guides come in and out of our lives depending on the direction that we are headed and the tasks that need to be completed along our journey…

Native beliefs further explain that a totem animal is one that is with you for life, both in the physical and spiritual world. Though people may identify with different animal guides throughout their lifetimes, it is this one totem animal that acts as the main guardian spirit…

With this one animal a connection is shared, either through interest in the animal, characteristics, dreams, or other interaction…

I sighed and turned to look at the totem of Dogg. I thanked him for saving my life and promised that I would keep him around forever. I was so tired at this point that I sat back and before I new it I had fallen asleep…

Well as it seems that when you have hundreds of Zombies then you most likely have at least one more Zombie sneaking around. It just so happens that there was one last Zombie left in the old power plant. But it seems that I was so exhausted that I was not tuned in to the last Zombie…

I woke with a putrid smell and two rotting hands grabbing my neck. I was one second away from death as a being a human and just closed my eyes as a slimy disgusting mouth was about to bite my face. It was that close to the end…

Then a little ball of fire called Dogg exploded from over my head and knocked the Zombie on its back onto the floor. The next thing I knew was we were minus one Zombie as Dogg carried the head off to the corner of the room to play with. Dogg was in a good mood and looked like brand new…

I just set there shaking and really could not understand what is going on, but I do know that Dogg saved my life again. I understand that the spirits of the American Indians are still strong and viable energies on this earth. I was blessed to have such a powerful totem dog for my protection…

I call Dogg now my little guardian angel with an attitude…

Dogg looked at me from across the room and I could have sworn that he was smiling at me. I went back to sleep a much needed sleep knowing my Dogg was watching the home front…

Next article is more tuned toward an explanation about the place were Dogg and I live now. We had a good Christmas and have a very safe and secure home. It is bomb proof and no Zombies around…

Have a good holiday and watch out for the Zombies…

Stryker!

The Spider Zombie from Hell…

*** Dogg and I slaughtered Zombies for what seemed like forever, until we had one last Zombie in the corner of the room. Dogg was getting ready to pounce on him when he climbed the wall and clung to the ceiling like a spider would do running from you…. (WTF went through my mind!) ***

Well I have to tell you that killing all the other Zombies was an easy task compared to what we faced in front of us now! (Or should I say stuck to the ceiling above us?)

I dubbed it the Spider Zombie…

As Dogg and I decided how to handle this new Zombie. The Zombie spit a black substance at us from its mouth. It landed on one of my machetes and the floor. That is when we realized that this was a very dangerous Zombie…

The black gooey stuff ate the blade in half of my machete and it was eating a hole into the concrete that the floor was made out of. I heard it sizzle when it found the steel re-bar in the floor and bubbled up foam out of the hole in the floor it had made…

I told Dogg to run and he did not hesitate to back away quickly. Dogg had poor defenses against a Zombie like this one. It was stuck way up on the ceiling staring at us like a spider would watch a fly buzzing the air. I picked up a huge plastic trash can lid that had a handle in the middle of it. I hoped to use it to at least block a little bit of the black spit of death…

The Spider Zombie spit again and I blocked it with the lid. The goo sizzled and slid off real fast. That was good, it looks like the plastic liquified and ran like water. The goo just fell to the floor and made another hole in the floor…

I blocked the spit from the Spider Zombie again and moved as fast as I could. I struck the Zombie in the leg and backed away very quickly. Now while I cut his leg off at the knee, the machete was history by that one blow. It was literally dissolved in half. I had one more machete in my belt and I realized that this next blow had to be a death blow by me. For that would leave me defenseless and my hands were not going to get the job done against this Zombie…

I all of a sudden thought, that a Baby Zombie right now would be better than a Spider Zombie…

I looked around for something that might be more effective against this Zombie. I saw a large piece of plexiglass in the corner of the room. It was about the size of a wood panel 4×8 ft. I could use it as a shield…

I ran to the plexiglass but the Spider Zombie beat me there. I had just enough time to pull it in front of me and block the black spit from hell. The Spider Zombie leaped at me and I went down under the plexiglass. He was on top of me staring at me through the plexiglass. Then he screamed and started to spit all over the plexiglass. I could see and hear the plastic slowly melt away. It was not fast and it seems that plexiglass is more resistant than concrete or steel to the deadly substance…

I really thought this was it, I could see my life flash in front of my eyes. I was going to be killed by a new type of Zombie that acted like a spider with poison spit…

But never forget that Dogg was still alive. The next thing I know is that the Spider Zombie was screaming bloody murder and I saw he had a Zombie killing dog attached to the back of his neck and Dogg was ripping his spinal cord out as I stared through the bubbling plexiglass…

My thoughts turned to, OMG Dogg will dissolve…

To be continued…

Stryker…
The Zombie Source Code…

Dogg gets cornered by 100 Zombies and I had fallen down in a Pit…

***So today I am writing this to let you know that we are getting a new place set up. I went and got a new laptop and some new weapons. I will talk more in detail in the next few days after I get the power situation worked out in the building. It looks to be a great place to stay safe and I am just too busy to write a whole lot right now. I do promise to try to get a picture of the place and get everyone updated on what we are doing next…***

Well it has been awhile since I have been able to get back to the posting! Had a big issue and we almost lost Dogg…

As you know Dogg and I have found a new home and we were going to fix it up. The first thing to do was to get electricity going. Dogg and I went to look for the power box in the underground building we were in. I knew we had power to the meter of the building but somewhere deeper in the lower levels of the building was a huge electric panel that we had to play with to get the power back on. So Dogg and I went searching…

We had searched the whole lower levels except one door was locked and made of beaten and riveted cast iron bands on top of what looked like concrete. It was a massive door. My guess is that is where we have to go to turn the power on…

We finally figured out how to get the door to open! It was a chain hanging from the ceiling and as you pulled it the door open. Actually there was two chains and one opened the door and the other closed the door. Strange…

I opened the door and that is when life got rough! Some how the room behind the door was full of Zombies. I mean about 100 Zombies and they all tried to come out at the same time, after I opened the door. I backed up without looking behind me and when I stepped on a wood part of the floor it gave away under me. I was 10 foot down in a pit… (That hurt!)

Dogg looked down into the pit and whined at me! Right then a Zombie grabbed Dogg. I could not see what was happening but I heard Dogg growl and all hell broke loose up above my head. It was Zombie killing time and I was stuck in this damn hole in the floor…

The next thing I knew was that Dogg was pushing Zombies into the pit by jumping at them and knocking the ones near the pit down on top of me. At first I said, “Dogg, you trying to kill me?” Then I saw a method to his madness and started to decapitate Zombies as fast as he knocked them into the pit. Dogg did not have to knock that many down into the pit because they fell in on their own. There was literally a hundred plus Zombies. I heard Dogg yelp in pain and growl in retaliation, but he did not give up…

In between the decapitations, I piled the headless bodies on top each other to make a mound to help climb out of this pit. It was getting crowded and I was climbing on top of bodies as they hit the pile and I chopped heads off as fast as I could. I also split the head open like a ripe melon to make sure that it would not bite me…

Lucky for me these were graveyard style Zombies and they had very poor motor control of their limbs. I just chopped and chopped for all I was worth. I was worried about Dogg though because I was getting tired and there still seemed to be a lot of Zombies up top…

I finally could reach the top of the pit and I sheathed the machete and pulled myself up and out of the pit. I was right and Dogg was cornered across the room by about a hundred still moving Zombies. So that makes the count in the room at better than 200 Zombies. Dogg had blood dripping from about 15 wounds all over his body and he looked as bad as I felt…

But the site of my buddy injured and still ready to die for me gave me renewed energy. I pulled out both matching Mexican Machetes that I had specially made and yelled at the Zombies to leave my Dogg alone! About half of the Zombies turned my way and started to come after me moaning like a bunch of sissy pants girls…

Dogg saw that I had made it out and that gave him renewed energy to kill Zombies with. I guess he had decided also that being tired was no excuse and it was kill or die…

Dogg and I slaughtered Zombies for what seemed like forever, until we had one last Zombie in the corner of the room. Dogg was getting ready to pounce on him when he climbed the wall and clung to the ceiling like a spider would do running from you…. (WTF went through my mind!)

To be continued…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

New Home and Some Truths Today…

*** We left and all was quiet. It was time to find us a new base and home. I had an idea where, but first we had to get rid of the Source Code Female Zombie that gave birth to the Baby Zombie that we just killed in the last post… ***

The last post was installed by cell phone and it is just too hard to do it that way. So I waited until Dogg and I were relocated and I had a new laptop to keep recording on this blog!

So where to start? First we went to the old power plant that was located outside of the city. It is built like a fortress and no one is there accept Zombies. It was abandoned many years ago and no sane human goes to the area. I guess you realize what that makes me…

Second I need to tell you a little more about me. I have kinda lied in the past and made out that I am just a normal guy who has these tendencies to kill Zombies, all for the good of mankind. Well that is not totally true. I am an ex Airborne Ranger and after extensive stints killing thousands of men, women and children all over the world. I decided to quit killing innocent people for the government and kill the latest threat to our society – The Zombie. That is all I will say about my government work, but I will say that government sucks and that is that and that is final…

Third Dogg and I have much in the way of resources at our disposal so you need not worry about if we will have the funds to keep killing Zombies as our homes and life is destroyed on a daily basis…

So lets talk about the escapade that turned an old power plant into the new base for a Zombie proof home…

Dogg and I went down the long road or driveway that leads to the old power plant. We had decided to try to stay quiet and not kill any Zombies unless we have to. Since Zombies can warn others Zombies that we are here, we sorta wanted to sneak in and see if this place is what we want first. We got into the plant with no issue. It was broad daylight and Zombies are kinda scarce during the day. After breaking a lock on a side door. Dogg and I found that the main body of the building with steel bar windows and walls of reinforced concrete 4 feet thick, it was also half buried in the ground and had no one had been inside for a long time. So besides being dusty it was untouched and sound. It was a fortress that even an Apocalypse would not faze it. In fact it seemed to be built to withstand atomic bombs…

That made up my mind to use this as a base and by the looks of the place, anymore Baby Zombies would have a hard time getting us in this building… 🙂

This was all fine and dandy, but since we had left the door open when we came in we had a surprise that almost ended this little fortress dream. The Source Code Zombie had spotted us as we broke in and decided to pay a little visit for a tasty lunch. That ended my theory that Zombies are not around much in the day time..

I was grabbed from behind and surprised by the Source Code Zombie. Dogg was just as surprised as I was. I guess the place overwhelmed us and we lost track of what we should be aware of. (You know like Zombies.) I had plans on killing this female Source Code Zombie but really at that moment it was not in the plans. I like to think things out before I go killing Zombies. Well it seems that Dogg decided that this was his kill and extracted revenge for this Zombie giving birth to a Baby Zombie that almost killed us…

I will not go into details – Lets just say Dogg and his titanium teeth are deadly… (Yuck!) The last I saw of Dogg that day, he was playing with the head of the Zombie in the corner of the building and I did not have the heart to take it away from him. He was having just too much fun…

So today I am writing this to let you know that we are getting a new place set up. I went and got a new laptop and some new weapons. I will talk more in detail in the next few days after I get the power situation worked out in the building. It looks to be a great place to stay safe and I am just too busy to write a whole lot right now. I do promise to try to get a picture of the place and get everyone updated on what we are doing next…

Stryker
The Source Code Zombie!

PS: I got to go get that Zombie head away from Dogg…

Ben Zombie and the Goodbye…

*** Ben Zombie, Dogg and I are in a motel room right now. I have my Zombie killing tools, my Zombie killing Dogg and Ben Zombie. We are going to have to figure out how to block Ben’s brain waves from getting into the neural net for Zombies. But that is another story for another day. I am going to sleep, I am tired… ***

I guess that we need to go into the discussion of trying to figure out how to keep Ben Zombie from alerting the rest of the Zombies. He seems to be genuinely sincere and Dogg likes him so we have to figure out this issue…

Ben and I talked about it all day and we came to the same conclusion every time. There was no way to stop the Zombies from seeing, hearing and thinking what he does. He said that right now they are in plans to come to the motel and take us out. He told me that the neural net thing was world wide. Ultimately Zombies would communicate by mental thoughts all over the world. He said he would die first than cause us anymore harm…

Ben Zombie got up and said he was going to take a walk. Dogg wanted to go with him but Ben Zombie said no! Ben Zombie said goodbye and left for a walk…

I sat for a few minutes and thought about the fact that we have to get moving real soon and from now on our life will be on the run. Then it struck me that Ben Zombie said goodbye and he was just walking around or was he…

I yanked the door of the motel open and Dogg and I went outside. We were in a third floor room facing the highway and the highway was busy. I saw Ben Zombie at the last second of his life, or what life he had as a Zombie. He stepped out in front of a speeding semi tractor trailer. It was over in a second as he exploded like a ripe melon…

Dogg looked at me and I looked at Dogg. I said, “Dogg we gotta go and go right now…”

I packed and Dogg and I sneaked out the backside of the motel complex. We noticed several Zombies wandering around the main office of the motel and we knew that they had arrived. Thinking about Ben was going to have to wait for later. He sacrificed himself for us and that made me feel bad. I felt we could have run a few days and thought about it. But…

We left and all was quiet. It was time to find us a new base and home. I had an idea where but first we had to get rid of the Source Code Female Zombie that gave birth to the Baby Zombie that we just killed in the last post…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

As We Slept Cometh the Zombie…

*** PS: Next we had a rude awakening as we slept the night before we were going to hunt the Source Code Zombie. Stay tuned for it got rough… ***

I was awakened from a fitful sleep. I had been tossing and turning all night long. Dogg had been growling and fighting in his dreams also. So it seems that this was a night that sleep was going to elude us…

I sat up in bed with a start. I had heard a noise and was sure that it was not a dream. It sounded like the house was collapsing. Dogg jumped up with me as I got out of bed. Then I heard something that sounded like fingernails being drawn across a chalk board. OMG that drives me crazy…

I grabbed my big machete that I keep by the bed and went out into the hallway. I stood listening and put my fingers to my lips to tell Dogg no barking. In the room next to ours, I could hear Ben the Zombie stirring and he looked out of his door inquisitive. I gave him the same finger to the lips as Dogg…

We all stood silent and waited. I then heard a crack, the crack of cracking wood. I then heard another cracking noise. It was the sound of wood being stressed to the max, but not quite breaking. Then when the third time a cracking was heard, I saw the top of a huge head. This head had an axe sticking out of it and it struck me right then that Baby Zombie had come looking for us…

I had no idea why or how but evidently our Ben Zombie is not off line in the neural net for Zombies and it led Baby Zombie right to us. I put a mental note aside that if we live, to try to figure out how to keep this from happening again. Like maybe cut Ben Zombie’s head off… 🙂

When the fourth crack of the stairs happened Baby Zombie could see us very well and he let out a squealing moan of delight, at the tasty morsels of food in front of him at the end of the hallway…

I want to tell you that Baby Zombie is huge and he is heavy. I looked at the machete in my hands and thought that just will not do. Time seemed to just cease to exist as the Baby Zombie kept coming up the stairs. The stairs were at the point of breaking and as he stepped into the hallway at the top of the stairs. The walls cracked from the floor joists bowing under his weight. He also did not fit into the hallway, but that did not stop him. He just started to squeeze himself down the hallway a little at a time. The walls started to break and I figured the whole house was going to collapse at this point…

Dogg looked at me like, “What the hell!” and Ben screamed like a little girl! I decided that since everyone else was scared, then I could be scared also and said get in my room. I slammed the door after everyone was in and it muffled the sound of the Baby Zombie slowly pushing itself down the hall like a tank going through a house…

I realized that we had one minute to figure out what to do. Dogg was at the window wishing it was open and that gave me the idea that we better get on the roof real quick. The bedroom window opened onto a little flat area that allowed access to the rest of the roof. I had a rope ladder rolled up in the closet. I grabbed that and I grabbed my bag with all the Zombie hunting weapons in it. Ben Zombie grabbed Dogg! We went out the window as Baby Zombie crushed the door and the wall inwards to the bedroom…

I hooked the rope ladder over the edge of the gutter and told Ben Zombie to climb down. I held Dogg as he got on the ladder. He was able to hold Dogg with one hand and the other to work his way to the ground. I heard a crash and turned and was greeted with the ugliest face you could ever see. Baby Zombie was coming out the window…

I yelled at Ben Zombie to run for it and I ran toward the Baby Zombie. My bag of weapons had fallen off the roof, but I saw the axe was still embedded in Baby Zombies head. Someone had already tried to stop this creature. I grabbed the axe handle and pulled. It came loose and Baby Zombie screamed like a pissed off banshee…

I started to chop with that axe and the more I chopped the madder Baby Zombie got. It seemed like I was doing no good at all. Then the house caved in where we were at. I fell into the basement with one pissed off Baby Zombie…

I had ridden the way into the basement on top of the Zombie and when we hit the bottom, I realized that he was stunned from the fall. I started to chop for all I was worth. His head was under some rubble, so I tried to cut off his arm at the shoulder. I was trying to cut anything I could on him. It did no good to chop his body. He was just so massive that it was like I was using a little pen knife. He screamed and was tearing up the debris on him. He was almost loose. His head came free and I took the axe and started to chop again on his head. I had succeeded in make his arm mostly unusable, but I had to kill him…

He then freed his good arm and smacked me across the basement. I lost the axe and rolled against the far basement wall. I looked around for a weapon and saw hanging on the wall my field scythe. It was huge and if I could get a good swing I could do some damage with that. I grabbed it and right then Baby Zombie crashed his way toward me. He was bringing the whole house down around us. He pressed his head forward through the crumbling building and I saw my chance. I swung the scythe with all my power and it spun me around as I fell…

I got up and turned around, that was when I realized that I had connected at Baby Zombies neck. I had sheared its head clean from its body. The handle on the scythe had snapped in half and that caused me to fall. I guess I was over zealous on my swing…

The Baby Zombies head was still alive and it was staring at me and trying to scream at me in silence. It was plain grotesque. I kicked the head to the side and found the stairs still navigable. I crawled out of the basement and went out the front door of the house. The house was almost collapsed. As I fell into the yard Dogg came and licked my face. Ben Zombie had a genuine relief look on his face. That was when the Baby Zombie body stood up and tried to crawl out of the house…

The body was still alive even without the head. I would think about what is going on later, but for right now we have to kill this thing. I knew that we had to burn it and that meant my house would be gone. It had to be stopped though. I went to the garage that is separate from the house and grabbed a 5 gallon can of gasoline. I told Ben Zombie to take Dogg away to be safe. The Baby Zombie was almost out of the basement. It dawned on me that the body was seeing me through Ben Zombies eyes. I told Ben to shut his eyes. He gave me a questioned look. I said, “Just do it…”

The body of Baby Zombie stopped moving as if it was confused as where to go. I opened the 5 gallon gas can and poured a trail to the house. Then I tossed the can into the front room of the house. It started to spill all over the place and I waited until the gas almost stopped coming out of the can. I had a rolled up piece of newspaper that I found and lit it with my lighter. Then touched the ground where I had spilled the gas…

I ran but it was almost too late. I did not take into effect that my propane lines had broken inside the house and they had saturated the basement or what is left of it with propane. The fire ignited and then a whoosh and an explosion that left me deaf for a day went off. I could not breathe for about two minutes and thought I was going to die. Ben Zombie was leaning over me trying to get me breathing again. It seems that the explosion had sucked all the air out of the area and my lungs had deflated…

Dogg was okay, Ben was okay and I was okay, but the house was gone. It burned up into ashes before any fire truck ever got there. We just said who knows what happened? But we got out luckily…

As always the cleanup was silent. Nothing said about the bones in the basement. Everyone knows that we have Zombies but no one will talk about them…

Ben Zombie, Dogg and I are in a motel room right now. I have my Zombie killing tools, my Zombie killing Dogg and Ben Zombie. We are going to have to figure out how to block Ben’s brain waves from getting into the neural net for Zombies. But that is another story for another day. I am going to sleep, I am tired…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…