Author: Kyle Keeton

So Begins the Partnership between Zombie Ben and I…

*** I will talk about what Ben and our future is. Dogg has a say in all this, but it is looking like Dogg and I need a Zombie to be on our side. I am just wondering if we can trust him or not? I will make my decision the next article entry. I really just thought that you might want to know what and how all this have started… ***

After I slept on the discussion that Ben and I had the previous night. I left Ben in the house and did not worry about him being a Zombie. I guess that and the fact that Dogg was happy with him was enough to make my mind up about letting Ben join our little Zombie hunting group…

The next morning I gave Ben my answer and he seemed very relieved. I guess that the fact he is a Zombie made him wonder if he would ever have any friends again…

We spent the day getting Ben Zombie weapons and I decided to upgrade again. After I saw that overgrown Zombie of a tank that we call baby Zombie…

I purchased a set of attack machetes and we got Ben one of his own. I also brought home a bottle of peroxide to clean Ben’s wounds and try to keep them from getting worse with decay. He had several cuts that while were not bleeding has a strange green color to them. I guess that it would not hurt him being a Zombie and such, but I would feel better if I stopped germs from developing…

I also picked up a 444 Marlin lever action. It had enough power to stop a bear and that is what I am going to need. Marlin makes the best rifles in the world and under stressful conditions a lever action will be the safe bet…

That night after shopping, we sat down at the dinner table and talked about our plans the next morning. It was time to hunt down the Source Code Zombie. We had to stop the Zombie growth and then we realized that Baby Zombie was going to come after us…

I just hoped that he had not gotten any bigger…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

PS: Next we had a rude awakening as we slept the night before we were going to hunt the Source Code Zombie. Stay tuned for it got rough…

It is a Zombie World and that is final…

Before I go on to the next entry in my Journal, I am going to go back to the conversation with the Zombie that I just wrote an entry on, before this entry…

Ben and I had a long talk that night and one of the things that I thought was important to get on record is about the beginning of the modern Zombie…

Ben being a Zombie had a connection with a neural net that all Zombies are able to function off of. It is what makes a Zombie a Zombie. Without a massive network of interconnected minds a Zombie would be totally lost. Other words what one Zombie knows all Zombies know. But that relay is only as good as the brains that are driving it. A Zombie that is raised from the dead and past graveyard is not a good Zombie to help the neural net system out. In fact according to Ben that hurts the system. So through this network Ben was able to get the information that he needed to understand where this all started…

Let’s let Ben tell the story:

After I changed in to a Zombie I felt a mental tugging. It seemed that I had an option to be able to tap into a vast resource of information. I realized that this information was an accumulation of millions of people who had been turned into a Zombie. Even the death of a Zombie did not erase the knowledge…

So amongst other things I decided to try to acclimate the knowledge of the start of Zombies. I had lots of time because I have no desire to eat humans, I never sleep and I am a doctor…

I figured out how to search the mental data base and that is when I came across the beginning of the ultimate end of the Human race, as we know it…

It seems that in a corporate laboratory located in the largest city in America is the starting point of all our troubles. Somewhere about 1982, what started as a new drug being used in illegal experiments on prostitutes, druggies and the homeless became a full-fledged disaster that cannot be stopped, now that it has been let out. It seems that this drug mutated the common cold into something that cannot be stopped. It seems that our playing with antibiotics all these years has also caused this to happen. While one thing by itself, would not have caused this Zombie issue. The fact that we play God so many times in the world has caught up to us and now we are going to pay…

This virus is fast, lethal, unstoppable by cold or heat and can reanimate the dead. It can turn the living according to their health within an hour to a few days…

The virus more closely resembles living creature of the tiniest size imaginable. As a Source Code Zombie walks through a cemetery the virus falls off of the walking stumbling Zombie and by sheer determination the virus burrows at a tremendous pace and enters a dead body 6 foot under. Within minutes we have an animated corpse that will only have one thing on its mind and that is eating your mind or brain. A virus is so tiny that falling through the porous soil is like humans walking down a hallway. It only takes one virus and the growth rate once it contacts human remains is millions of cells a Nano second…

What was this drug that caused all this? Good question! It was a drug that was designed to change the brain waves of people so that they would not want to be a prostitute, druggie or homeless. It was designed to alter their brain. It seems that the virus was the common cold and was so happy with the drug that it took it under its wing. Nourished it, gave it a new home and mutated it into a new weapon for the virus to go after the human race. The common cold just became the common killer. The drug is penicillin based…

We are lucky that getting a cold is not the way that we get in trouble. Our bodies can stop the air born version of the common cold. But what happens is that a new deadly version is in the bloodstream of the Zombie and any body fluid transfers is deadly, even if just one little virus is transferred…

Ben the Zombie then sat silent again after saying all that he had to say and I once again became deep in thoughts as to how to deal with this beginning deadly Zombie Apocalypse. I realized that the Western world is the one that is getting the brunt of the Zombie deaths right now. If you have not realized the Western world is actually dropping in population and the eastern world for the most part is climbing. What Ben has said is a good explanation of why this is a fact. But it will not be long before the East gets a good taste of the Zombie Virus and has their own Source Code Zombies to deal with…

I will talk about what Ben and our future is. Dogg has a say in all this, but it is looking like Dogg and I need a Zombie to be on our side. I am just wondering if we can trust him or not?

I will make my decision the next article entry. I really just thought that you might want to know what and how all this have started…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

I Chit Chat with a Zombie…

Zombie Baby...

*** Dogg went over and sniffed the Zombie and looked at me like, I think he means it and then walked over to a tree and pissed. I took that as a good sign that Dogg did not piss on him…

I looked at him and waved to him to come on, with my machete… ***

His name is Benjamin or Ben for short. He was a doctor at an emergency room at a hospital. Ben was turned by a Source Code Zombie that was giving birth to a Zombie baby. He was helping what he thought was a woman who was in direr need of doctors assistance in a wooded area by his house. He found out a second too late that she was no ordinary woman. He was infected not by a bite or scratch but by the fluids that were present at birth as the baby was being born. It seems he got some in his eye. He tried to cure himself with his vast array of drugs that were available to him, but to no avail. He still turned…

But his turning into a Zombie was much different than normal. He was a walking dead but he had no appetite for eating humans or their brains…

I sat an listened to his tale. We were in my house and I was doing some sideline thinking of my own. I was trying to figure out why I trusted him and did not kill him when I had the chance at the cemetery? Dogg seemed okay with the Zombie in the house and that was most likely why I was okay with it all. For Dogg would kill him if he was a problem…

My interest perked back to what he was saying to me as I heard him talk about the child of the Source Code Zombie that he helped to bring into the world…

He said: The child was huge in fact so big that the mothers pelvic bones cracked and she split opened giving birth to this creature of a baby. The woman did not utter a sound in pain and that is when I realized that her blood was blue in color and she had no heart beat. She looked at me with pleading eyes as if to ask help on getting this child out and then she could get on with business. I helped the child be born…

Once this child was born it tried to bite me and took off running away from me. It did not care about his mother or anything. It just left. The mother watched it run a second and then turned toward me and I saw her eyes change. She wanted to eat me and that was clear. I was thinking as I got up and ran, that she was a Zombie! But Zombies are not real, I kept telling myself that as I started to feel the effects of something changing myself into a living dead. I tried everything I could to stop from becoming a Zombie and I kept telling myself that Zombies are no real…

The fact I changed into a Zombie saved me from being eaten on my last day as a human. I ran into the Zombie woman again and she sniffed at me and walked away. Then I was smashed  against a wall by the creature that she had born. It was huge. It had grown in days to the size of a very large man and looked to be still growing. He was hovered over me and seemed to be in the mood to rip my head off and then he stopped and sniffed at me. He dropped me and left me to finish changing into a Zombie…

I was at the old power plant when all this happened. The female Zombie wanders around the old plant like she is lost now. The next time I saw the Zombie Baby was when you spared me from total death. The Zombie Baby is about 2 weeks old and the size of a bulldozer…

Ben stopped talking as if he was in deep thought at this point. I was thinking about what he had just said. It seems that we now have two new types of Zombies. Ben was one and the Zombie Baby was another…

Ben the Zombie I can handle, but the Zombie Baby! That could be a real big bad issue…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

PS: Next post – Ben is asking to partner with me and kill Zombies…

Checking out the Old Cemetery – Part 2…

*** I looked around and proceeded to step on the Zombie so that he would not get up and pulled my machete out from his back. I turned the leader Zombie over and was thinking about asking some questions… (Ending of part 1) ***

As I turned him over I noticed that he was playing dead. His eyes were closed and he laid limp like a rag doll. I looked at hm for a minute and then said if you want to keep your head on your shoulders then you better quit playing dead. I have some questions to ask you and maybe just maybe, I will let you live so that I can kill you another day…

I saw one eye open just a little bit and when he saw my machete in hand he cringed. I kicked him and said that I have a short supply of patience. He them mumbled something like what do I have to do to live? I smiled and said answer my questions truthfully…

I let him sit up and brush the dirt off of him. After he asked if he could smoke and I agreed. After a few puffs on the cigarette he said what questions? I then proceeded to ask him about if he knew where the Source Code Zombie was? He said yes and I needed to go to the old power plant across town. I asked what he (Source Code Zombie) looked like. He told me that he was a she and was about 5 foot tall and slender. Brown dress and a knife with a silver hilt sticking out of her back. You can’t miss her…

I told Dogg to come and we started to walk away. I turned back and said, “Leave and go far away or I will kill you, the next time we meet. Thanks for the info…” He just looked at me like he could not believe that I did not kill him and started to smoke his cigarette again…

I felt that I would be seeing him again but right now I had better things to do and that was to find a Source Code Zombie and remove the Zombie leader making creature from the city…

As Dogg and I walked home we saw a person watching us from deep in the woods. I told Dogg to “hunt” and that gave Dogg permission to check out who it was but not attack…

I watched what ever it was and when it saw Dogg was coming for it. It roared and to my amazement ripped a huge tree out of the ground. This tree was about 8 to 9 inches across and 20 feet tall. Full of leaves and branches. It was a full grown tree…

Now Dogg is smart and when he sees something equivalent to like a bull elephant ripping a tree up he runs. He is not stupid. He came back to my side as fast as lightning and we both stood there and watched a humanoid creature toss a tree our way. We took off running backwards and narrowly missed being crushed by a tree. Then the creature took off and disappeared in a smashing of trees out of sight…

I looked at Dogg and said, “What the hell was that?” A voice behind us said, “That was a Source Code Zombie Offspring!”

I turned around and there was the leader Zombie that I just left and told to leave. He was smoking a cigarette and looked very sobered. He said that we may want to work together on this new issue. That if I will let him talk we can discuss what is happening and why he wants to help me kill Zombies…

Dogg went over and sniffed the Zombie and looked at me like, I think he means it and then walked over to a tree and pissed. I took that as a good sign that Dogg did not piss on him…

I looked at him and waved to him to come on, with my machete…

Stryker

The Zombie Source Code…

PS: I will get back to you when I understand more of what is happening. I walked in silence and thought about what is happening to our world…

Checking out the Old Cemetery…

I had told you last time that I made a entry in this diary that I would have to go and see about the old cemetery near my place for Zombies. After that last encounter I knew that there had to have been a Source Code Zombie that had wandered through the cemetery…

Well a few days ago. I got dressed up in my protective ware that I just bought and had my weapons handy. Dogg and I took a stroll into the woods near our home. I could not remember exactly where the cemetery was and we would have to wander a little bit to find it. It was not very big and was over grown from years of neglect. We found it after about a half hour of walking…

It had a old wrought iron fence and gate around the cemetery. The gate was open and there was a strand of barb wire across the gate entrance. I did not see it at first and cut my hand on the wire. That was a big mistake and I did not think about the consequences of dripping blood as I entered the cemetery…

I found one grave that had been opened and it was of a little girl child. But the rest were not touched. All in all it looked like about 20 graves here in the cemetery. I was about to exclaim to Dogg that all is clear here, when Dogg started to whine and growl. He also was digging at a grave…

Then all hell broke lose. A hand came out of the ground and grabbed my leg. It had a grip of steel and was not going to let go. I fell backwards and pulled the Zombie up farther out of the grave he was in. Luckily I had my machete handy and chopped the hand off that was hanging on to me. Then the rest of the Zombie started to push its way up from the grave and he was not happy at having his hand cut off. Dogg was next to me looking with wide eyes behind me. I turned my head and screamed for there was about 16+ Zombies all staring at me and Dogg. I was laying on the ground and it did not look good for me…

The whole grave yard had come to life and it was right them that I realized that my hand was bleeding badly. It was the fresh blood that woke them all up completely. It caused them to go into a frenzy…

I told Dogg to kill and he proceeded, after looking at me like, “You kidding right?” But being a good doggy he jumped into the battle titanium teeth first… 🙂

I took the machete and sliced the head in half that was crawling out of the ground in front of me. I split the Zombies head like a ripe melon. Then got up as fast as I could and barely decapitated a Zombie woman that was trying to bite my arm. I wiped my bloodied hand on my pants and grabbed the other machete that I was carrying and with two machetes in my hands, I proceeded to make Zombie mayhem…

These are the best Zombies to run into. They are the risen dead and are slow, decayed and stupid. They only want one thing and that is your brains to eat…

Dogg was tear huge chunks out of their legs and they would fall. Then I would cut their heads open with a hard chop of my machetes. Dogg would go to the next and bring it down and I would do my job. This went on for what seemed like forever and as we got to the last Zombie. The Zombie turned and ran, squealing like a little girl. We had a leader Zombie that joined the fight and he just realized that we had whooped Zombie ass…

I threw the machete as hard as I could and it hit him in the back. He went down with a machete stuck out his back. (That surprised me to say the least…)

I looked around and proceeded to step on the Zombie so that he would not get up and pulled my machete out from his back. I turned the leader Zombie over and was thinking about asking some questions…

But that is the next story. See you tomorrow or the next day… 🙂

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

Visit From a Zombie…

I have had very little rest after the run in with the leader Zombie in the story a few days ago, but alas I was to have no chance for rest. I was lucky though and decided today to do some rethinking on my weapons that I am using. I also decided to rethink my clothing…

So I made a trip to the local shopping establishments. I got snakebite proof boots, hunter’s canvas pants, a leather long sleeve pull over shirt, a long trench coat and some new weapons. The weapons consisted of a new machete and a trench knife…

I also picked up some special claw boots for Dogg with titanium claws. He is out back digging with them now as I write this. I can tell he likes them… 🙂

I realized that I need a little more protection now that it is starting to look like the number of Zombies is increasing. But that is all minor in comparison to what was waiting for me when Dogg and I got home from shopping for our toys…

So to get back to the gist of the article: When Dogg and I got home from shopping. Dogg was upset as he stood by the front door waiting for me to unlock it. He was sniffing the door where it meets with the frame. I put the key into the lock and realized that the door was unlocked…

I stopped what I was doing and pulled the new machete out of the case it was in and the trench knife out of the box. I then laid the rest of the stuff on the front porch of the house. I opened the door and allowed Dogg to go in and find what was wrong or better yet who was there…

I walked in slowly and could feel a problem but nothing seemed disturbed. Dogg was upstairs running from room to room and I was downstairs checking each room. I then heard Dogg growl and I took off for the upstairs. Dogg was in the last bedroom down the hall. I quickly entered the bedroom and flipped the light on. That is when I froze in place. For standing in the center of the room, was a small child that obviously was a Zombie? It was a graveyard raised Zombie. It had glazed eyes and was grey pallor in color. That is the normal color of the embalmed undead. She looked to be very old and I realized that she most likely was from the graveyard that was located in a small wood near my house. It was a place that has been set aside to preserve a graveyard from the 1800’s…

Those made me realize that a source code Zombie is around the area. For they are the only ones that can bring the long dead back to life and all they have to do is walk through a graveyard. Other words in a huge graveyard you could have hundreds of Zombies wandering looking for tasty humans to eat…

What I could not figure out by looking at the little Zombie was how she got into the house. She is obviously a risen dead from a long ago death. That is when the hair on the back of my neck stood up and Dogg at the same time realized that something was behind us. The little Zombie was a plant for putting us off guard. I told Dogg to get the little Zombie and I turned 180 degrees around. I saw a fast flash at the door way of the bedroom. Something ran from me and it was fast…

I left Dogg to kill the little Zombie and I ran out into the hallway to see a man of about 25 years old standing at the top of the stairs. He was dressed in t-shirt and blue jeans. He was barefooted and was pale blue in color with sharp green eyes and brown hair. I could see the thoughts in his eyes at what he should do. Attack me or run…

Then something made up his mind and he came straight at me at full speed. I had just enough time to react and that reaction was pathetic at best. With my arms up to block him he proceeded to slam into me and pushed me through the wall at the end of the hallway right into the bathroom that was located there. I dropped the machete but of course I had a trench knife that was on my hand. I watched him pull a long thick splinter out of his face from the broken wall and his face healed instantly. I knew that my wounds were bad as I started to feel blood seeping around me. My blood on the floor made the Zombies eyes glaze over for a second. That is what happens when a Leader Zombie smells blood. The Zombie instinct takes over and becomes stronger than the human side of them…

I realized my one chance and stabbed him with the trench knife right in the chest. I then twisted the blade back and forth trying to do as much damage as I could. I had to get him off of me before he bit me. He recoiled at the brutal assault that I assailed upon him. Being that he has so much human in him it had to have hurt…

He stood up and tripped over the opening that we had made in the wall. I got up with machete in hand and cut his arm off as he used it to block my blow with. He grabbed his arm and pushed with his legs against the wall and scooted himself out of my immediate reach. He then attached the arm back in place and in a second it was like he never had an injury…

His eyes unglazed and I could see fire smoldering behind the lenses. He got up and came at me again. This time I was ready though and met him with a charge of my own with trench knife in his guts that doubled him over and then sever the spinal column in his back with the machete. I knew that would not stop him long. So I proceeded to start chopping for all I was worth. I had to get his body cut in half before he could pull away. Then I had to separate the two halves of his body. I could then kill him a lot easier…

I realized that I was very lucky that this Zombie was a non-combat trained Zombie because I would be history right now it he could fight…

He grabbed my legs as I finished cutting him in half. He had a simple thought at this point. Just bite me is what he wanted to do. So I was far from safe. Dogg had finished what he was doing to the little Zombie and walked out into the hallway. Dogg evaluated the situation and bit into the back of the neck of the Zombie. I heard those razor sharp titanium teeth crunch down upon bone…

Dogg was trying to drag the upper half of the Zombie away from me, but the Zombie would not let go of my legs. Then Dogg let go of the back of his neck and the Zombie turned his head toward the dog and screamed at it. I knew that Dogg would finish him now…

Dogg grabbed the front of his throat under his chin and bit as hard as he could. Then Dogg proceeded to shake the Zombie like a rag doll and was ripping the Zombies throat out. The Zombie let go of my legs and grabbed Dogg. That is when the fight began. For you see a Leader Zombie has to have its brain chopped into small pieces to kill it. So Dogg and the Zombie went into a death struggle right in front of my eyes. Dogg was not going to let go of the Zombie throat unless he was killed. I was trying to get to the Zombie to help Dogg but I was afraid of hurting Dogg by slashing with my machete…

Then they turned in the hallway and I had my chance. I cut the top half of the Zombies head off with a smashing blow of my machete. I swung so hard that the machete was embedded into the wood floor in the hallway. The Zombie stopped moving…

Dogg let go of the Zombies neck and sniffed at the Zombie. I then saw Dogg do something that I have never seen him do before. He pissed on the Zombies face and looked at me like, There, That is how you kick a Zombie butt…

Stryker

PS: What a mess to clean up and then I had to come up with a good story at the hospital on how I ended up with glass, wood splinters and such embedded in my back. Ouch and 48 stitches, is all I can say is the next story is about checking out the graveyard for more risen dead Zombies from the Source Code Zombie…

What if I am Bit by a Zombie?

This is very simple! Do us all a favor and…

BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!  PLEASE… **

Before you change and Oh, antibiotics and other such things (band-aids, disinfectants and soap) will not do any good, so…

You will soon be a Zombie and come looking for us normal humans to eat and enjoy as a tasty delight!

Thank you very much for taking care of that issue for us…

Stryke

PS: What did you expect a miracle cure?

PSS:  ** Disclaimer – Now remember only do this if you really have been bit by a Zombie. For if you have not been bit by a Zombie the repercussions of blowing your brains out are irreversible. I will take no responsibility for your stupidity…

Zombies – Getting too Old for This…

I took Dogg and he and I went searching for the leader Zombie. Dogg is great at sniffing them out from a long ways off and I like the advantage that gives me. I had an idea that I could find the leader Zombie in an old run down factory on the outskirts of the city. I went at night knowing that a leader Zombie would have a headquarters set up and it would most likely be lit up. You see a leader Zombie is not a whole lot different than you or I and with proper makeup to cover the blue tinge that the body has, you have no way of telling that they are dead…

A leader Zombie will fake breathing and eats normal food. All functions of the leader Zombie body can be kept going including the heart and pumping blood. A leader Zombie is cold to the touch, (like your wife’s feet are at night!) and blueish color because of the blood is blue in the veins. They also are very strong, fast and heal quickly. Oh by the way they can not die except by brain destruction. Even chopping the head off does not kill them and if you attach the head back to the body it will reanimate as a very pissed off Zombie…

So Dogg and I made a trip to the factory. As I suspected I saw a window lit up high in the 12 story tower that is part of the factory. The way dogg was acting I knew that we had Zombies nearby…

Since Dogg like all dogs are immune to what ever makes a Zombie a Zombie, I do not have to worry about him. He is 15 kilos of Zombie killing Doggy. I took him too a dentist that implanted special titanium teeth razor sharp and I had a special flak jacket made to protect his body. He enjoys Zombie steaks and cutlets and gets really excited when we go for a Zombie walk. He knows when we are on a Zombie walk because I have my special walking stick and a Black Kukri-style machete with a carbon-steel blade. It is razor sharp and cuts neck bones like butter…

I told Dogg to scout around and kill. Then while he went silently to mess up some Zombies I planned what I was going to do. I knew that there had to be a leader Zombie up that tower and I had to get him before we had big issues in the area…

When I heard the first Zombie kill by my dog I knew it was time to go. Every Zombie would be tracking Dogg and leave the way open for me to find my target. So I was in the tower in less than a minute and found some stairs leading upward. I found that the stairs just creaked no matter what I did and decided that time for stealth was past and that I would kill what ever I found as quickly as possible. I knew that the leader would be over confident and he would not run. He knows that I am alone, I am sure of that…

As I climbed the stairs I could hear Dogg growling amongst the few growls and moans of the Zombies outside and I hoped that Dogg would be okay. I then heard a sharp command from a person on the other side of a door at the end of the hallway that I just entered from the top of the stairway.  I knew I had a leader because he talked very normal. He was barking commands to several Zombies that were in the room with him. I decided that 4 Zombies total were in the room. I could see light coming from under the closed door and shadows moving in the room…

My walking stick was a modified cattle prod that delivered 4 massive electric shocks that would kill a human or stun a Zombie. My past tactic was to stun a Zombie and behead it. A stunned Zombie was down for 10 to 15 minutes and so I realized that in this instance, I had to stun first and kill later. I kicked the door open and walked into…

12 Zombies and one was a bad ass huge leader Zombie. I said hi and lets die. Because I had stepped over the Rubicon and there was no going back. The leader Zombie stepped against the back wall and let his biddies come after me. I saw the windows was open and I screamed for Dogg. I hope he heard because I needed his titanium teeth right now…

I shocked the first 4 Zombies with my walking stick and as I knew would happen that was all she wrote and I tossed it to the ground. (I gotta get better batteries!) Then the next 4 beheaded like a hot knife through butter and as I turned to face a few more. The leader Zombie smacked me across the room with a huge backhanded slap. (damn that hurt) I have an emergency backup weapon and it is strapped to my right ankle. It is a 9mm Beretta with 10 rounds of saber point Winchester. I consider this an emergency and did not care if the gunshots brought the cops…

One Zombie had hold of my right foot and as I squeezed the trigger of my gun. I told myself, head shots, head shots, head shots and make them count. I made them count the best I could and was laying there looking up at a leader Zombie. He was really pissed off. For you see all his Zombie friends were dead at this point or stunned…

But I was out of bullets and clicking the hammer on an empty gun. That is when Dogg figured out where I was at and entered the room behind the leader Zombie. I heard a deep growl by Dogg and saw that Dogg had enjoyed himself. He was covered in blue blood…

The leader Zombie turned to see who was growling at him and I grabbed the hilt of my machete and brought the machete in an upward motion as hard as I could between his legs and into his family jewels. Now I knew that family jewels meant nothing to a regular Zombie, because I have kicked them their before. They did not care. But I was hoping that a leader Zombie had different feelings about those jewels. He did and I found a new way to bring a tough leader Zombie to his knees. Dogg of course proceeded to go for his throat and I let Dogg have his fun while I finished the first 4 Zombies that I had stunned. They where starting to stir…

I then called Dogg off and proceeded to split the leader Zombies head down the middle. Then chop it into smaller pieces. Dogg was happy and I said lets go home…

As I have said before, nothing on the news about this incident. Nothing is ever on the news about these incidents. That is how I know that the government knows there are Zombies and they know that someone kills them. But they do not let it out into the public. Also if anyone comes forth with the fact that there is Zombies then they are labeled insane and crazy. Most people believe that Zombies are a good Hollywood movie but never ever would be real…

Well I am going to bed and really just wanted to get the information down before I would forget most of it. I did learn something from this! I got to get better weapons and I am getting too old for this… 🙂

Stryke
The Zombie Source Code

PS: Oh! By the way Dogg had cleaned up the Zombies outside real well and all I had to do was split their heads open as we left. He is a good doggy…

Halloween and Zombies…

While I would like to continue the story that I started the other day. I find that with Halloween upon us that I need to mention a little issue with Zombies and Halloween…

Halloween is a wonderful time for the Zombies and by their leader Zombie they all understand that Halloween is the perfect time to get lots of treats, in the form of a delicious walking Popsicle, called humans…

It is during Halloween that a Zombie can travel freely and go to parties and such. The one day a year that all forms of Zombies can traipse around the town and not be noticed. A little known fact is that Halloween is the day that more people go missing than any other day. But no one will talk about it because Halloween is big business. So what is the big deal with a few thousand missing kids? We can’t allow that to hurt Halloween business! Now can we?

So just take this as a precautionary statement. Keep an eye on your kids and really do carry a baseball bat for protection and anyone that is dressed like a Zombie! Steer clear of that person. Please remember that you have to hit them in the head and hit them really hard. Example of when you are done killing a Zombie is when the head is detached from the body. Yes a machete would be better than a bat, but the local law enforcement has issues with someone carrying a machete around…

Remember it only takes one bite or scratch and you will spend the rest of your time on earth as a Zombie…

Stryke
The Zombie Source Code…

PS: I stay home on Halloween because I prefer to stay a human. Once the Zombies start to eat and the air gets saturated with the smell of blood. Then it can get out of control real quick. The amount of Zombies has doubled since last year and that is spelling trouble. Also stay tuned because I have to tell about the leader Zombie that I had to terminate the other day… 🙂

Types of Zombies…

Yesterday I was out walking the neighborhood. I spotted a zombie and that made me realize that the next diary entry should be about the 4 different types of Zombies. Zombies are as varied as there is variation in live humans but there is 4 distinct types or levels of Zombies. The variation comes from how and when they (people) were infected with what ever causes them to to become a Zombie…

So lets cut to the chase: This is by no means the complete list of known Zombies, everyday the list grows longer and as you progress into the book you will come to understand that no limits are imposed upon a Zombie. He can become anything and as powerful as your imagination can make him. The issue arrives when we as humans are not able to imagine the extent that Zombies can progress beyond…

1. First Zombie Type and one of the most common type. The dead rising from the graves. This Zombie is usually slow and decayed to the point of collapse. But these are the most famous and the ones that scare people to death when they see them…

2. Second type of Zombie and very common also, as common as the rising dead in grave yards. The Zombie created from a bite or scratch of another Zombie. These Zombies can either be in very good shape or very bad. That is according to the damage done when attacked by a Zombie. A scratch that breaks the skin is enough but in the same token a half eaten body will come back from the dead also. This type of Zombie is much faster than number one and usually much smarter. In fact usage of tools and guns is possible by this group of Zombies. They have very little speech ability but they can answer yes and no questions very easily. This type of Zombie is the Zombie stories mainstay, because they reanimate almost as quick as a killing bite to the neck. These Zombies are considered still able to have some human thoughts and emotions. Just that they have no ability to organize…

3. Third type of Zombie is pretty rare. They are infected by the original source of the infection. Usually they stay out of the way once they have infected 20 to 30 people and they then wonder on to other towns to spread their infection. They are the Source Code Zombie! They are not powerful and smart by any means. Usually their brains are fried by the infection and are strictly driven by a hunger need. Human Flesh sustains them and that is all they care about. They have no desire to stay with other Zombies for some reason…

4. The forth type of Zombie is the ones infected by the Source Code Zombie. Usually 20 to 30 per town or city. These Zombies are smart, strong and fast. They are the leaders. It seems that the infection through a Source Code Zombie is the best way to become a Zombie. They will live forever, as long as damage to the brain is not incurred. They have mental command over the other types of Zombies. Well – all except the Source Code Zombies and those (SC) ignore everything around them except to eat. Number 4 Zombie can live amongst real people and 99% of you will never ever know they are there. They are in schools, businesses and even the Military. In fact we have had a Zombie leader for a president in the past…

Now lets back up to yesterday and talk about the Zombie that I saw. I was walking the dog and being a good dog he knows when Zombies are around. I am almost as fast as he is at sensing that they are around and Dogg (His name is Dogg!) and I saw this Zombie rummaging through the trash dumpster across the street…

I told you in an earlier post that once you see one you will see them easily from then on. This is a true statement and I can not really explain it but I know a Zombie when I see one…

We walked across the street and wanted to get a good look at the Zombie. I try to keep track of the Zombies in my neighborhood. I try to see if the population of Zombies is growing or not. I poked it with my cane that I walk with at all times. I use it as a weapon if need be. As I suspected when he turned around and stared at me, this was a new Zombie on the block and it was a number 2 Zombie from the list above. It had a deep cut down the side of his face and you could tell it was never going to heal…

He looked at me and you could see a fear come into his eyes. He saw that we recognized him as a Zombie. I told him to move out of my neighborhood and do not come back. I also asked him, was his leader near by. He kinda yes/no shook his head and I realized that he was afraid. If he is caught breaking the Zombie rules by his own type then he will be torn apart by the group. They have been known to rip the head off traitors and kick the head around like a soccer ball for hours. The head is still alive of course because the brain is all that is alive in the first place. It is a terrible way to go and I have seen them do it several times to traitor Zombies. I let him go knowing that the leader was near by just from his reaction…

A leader Zombie is not a good thing and it could only mean one thing. That our town is becoming over run with Zombies…

So in the next few days I and Dogg need to try to find the Leader Zombie. I have suspicions as to what they are up to. I have been hearing rumors of many many new leader Zombies than in the past. I am also seeing many many many more number 2 Zombies. In fact they are invading my dreams at night because they seem to be everywhere right now…

That is it for today. Dogg and I are going to be on the look out for a leader Zombie. maybe we will need to kill it…

Stryker

PS: Few things for information. One, a Source Code Zombie just has to walk through a cemetery to activate all dead in that cemetery. Two, even though the Source Code Zombie is the most pathetic Zombie of them all. He or she is the most dangerous. A source code Zombie is the hardest to kill. Even after death of the brain the blood is viable for transferring the infection for hundreds of years later. It is said that one drop of a Source Code Zombie blood is capable of turning and infecting a 100,000 humans. The third thing is that there is rumors of a 5th type of Zombie? It is also being said that birds seem to be able to carry the infection to humans now…