Originally when I started to write down things about Zombies. I was going to make a book, but then I realize that I am so busy killing Zombies that I am just going to write down things when I can and create a diary of a sorts…
You have to understand that everything that I write is what is really happening to me and we are not in some future or in some past time. We are in the present day time. Zombies are all around us and if you are not careful you will be a Zombie also. Then, I may have to eradicate you too… 🙂
So while I will try to keep an order to the story. I do not guarantee that anymore. I will just say that Life is chaotic and a life with Zombies is very chaotic…
So lets talk today about a walk that Dogg and I took:
Dogg and I took a walk last week. We decided that we would scout about and see what this lonely old power plant neighborhood would bring for excitement. We had been cooped up a long time and had not strolled around much since the time that we were almost killed by the Spider Zombie. I was also still upset about the death of Ben Zombie, because I still feel that he and I could have been a good team. Dogg and I walked to clear our thoughts and most of all, to allow us to get ourselves together. Other words be one with the world again…
We were walking around the back 40, as I call it of the power plant. The backside of the power planet has about 40 acres. So I call it the back 40. We were walking deep in thought or at least I was. Dogg was chasing a squirrel and trying to catch a rabbit at the same time. Dogg was just having fun. Because he would never hurt any tiny creature…
Everything was cool, until we heard a noise near the back fence line ahead of our position. Dogg went on point and I heard his Zombie sighting growl, that he gives when he sees a Zombie. I looked were he was looking and saw a horrific sight. Staring at me and Dogg was a Zombie that had to have been 10 foot tall and as broad as a double door way and had muscles corded all over any of his body that I could see, not covered up by clothes…
I took off my long trench coat after I pulled out the 444 Marlin lever action that I had hidden inside and also pulled out my new ceramic blade machete and stood waiting to see what he was going to do. Then he jumped at Dogg and I – like a fiend from hell…
He moved so fast that I could not aim, so I simply shot all 4 rounds of 300 grain 444’s into his body as fast as I could and then as he landed in front of me. I reversed the rifle and broke it over his head. Then I grabbed the machete and rolled away way away from this huge creature. While he was not as huge as Baby Zombie he was 5 times faster and just as strong…
The four rounds of 444 Marlin square in the middle of his chest, seemed to have not affected him at all…
I stood up quickly with my machete in hand and was ready for his attack. He looked at me and started to turn my way. That is when Dogg attacked! You will not believe this but Dogg leaped 10 foot in the air and bit the Zombie in the face. The Zombie smacked Dogg across the field that we were in and I watched as Dogg rolled, then he got up growling. Dogg was mad…
I looked back at the Zombie and realized that Dogg had taken his left eye out. That would help and now I saw a weakness to help attack the Zombie. I motioned for Dogg to attack again. Then as Dogg attacked, I ran toward the Zombie. The Zombie was caught in opposing attacks…
Dogg saw what I was doing and he ran between the Zombies legs to confuse the Zombie. The Zombie reached for Dogg and that is when I appeared. I chopped with the machete with all my might and embedded it deep into the Zombies shoulder. It was the sharpest machete that I have ever had, but it felt like I was cutting stone…
I could not pull the machete out and he stood up full height and the handle came out of my hand. He was damn tall and the machete was still in his shoulder. He then back handed me and I flew like what seemed 20 feet. All I could see was stars and lights flashing in my vision. I could hear Dogg growl and then I heard a roar from the Zombie that scared me…
I crawled across the ground and realized that my hand hit the broken rifle. It had just only had the butt stock broken off. So I reached into my right pants pocket and pulled out the 4 extra shells I kept there. I felt my way to load them as my vision started to clear. I heard Dogg growl and I heard the Zombie scream in hate and fear. I could tell Dogg was winning…
My eyes cleared enough to see what was happening and I realized why the Zombie was loosing it. Dogg was doing his famous bite the crotch and don’t let go until death, type of move. The Zombie had a 15 kilo titanium toothed killer latched on to were it hurts guys the most. This Zombie was not happy about what Dogg was doing…
I levered the gun and aimed the best I could without a stock. I yelled, “Hey Ugly!” The Zombie looked up at me and I pulled the trigger…
The bullet entered right between the Zombies eyes and blew the whole back of his head off. Dogg let go of the Zombie and ran like hell. For Dogg did not want to be underneath the Zombie when he fell…
I swear the ground shook and trembled. But most likely that was just my head still messed up from being smacked. As the Zombie hit the ground the machete popped out from his shoulder and I ran to grab it. I then chopped his head off, to make sure he was not going anywhere…
Dogg came over to me where I had just sat down on the ground and licked my face as if to say, “Good Daddy!”
Well that is it for today and next time I will talk about the trip we (Dogg and I) made downtown in our quiet little city. It was interesting and we met the mayor…
Stryker