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My Armor from the planet called Xcices…

I am going to step back and explain my armor that I have. It like my sword came from another planet and that planet this time was called Xcices. Xcises was a planet of the armor makers for the gods. Woewebegone took me there and had me fitted with a special suit of armor…

I was told to bring the sword, dagger and shield as they all are an intricate part of any armor. We appeared on the planet after Woewebegone did one of his usual magical tricks of exportation. Xcices was a dry, arid planet and the population seemed to be only gods and a few troll armor makers. I was taken to a cave that housed the head of the armorer planet and was told to stand on a special gold disc on the floor in a room of the cave. I was told not to move. In the room came a troll that was just plain huge and uglier than a pug dog…

The troll looked me over and looked at the back of my neck about a dozen times. Smaller trolls came and took measurements. Then another huge troll came in and looked me over. He grunted and groaned a hundred times and then with what sound like a okay grunt he left. I stood on that circle of gold for another two hours. Then a few ugly little trolls came in and led me into a room with a table. I was then told by Woewebegone who appeared from nowhere to take all my clothes off and lay face first down on the table…

I heard a bunch of trolls try to cart my sword off and other stuff. Woewebegone said to let them do what they must do and that I would experience tremendous pain before long. I should live, but be ready for the worst…

I thought, gee thanks…

I later heard that 5 trolls had died and one demigod had died messing with my sword. Woewebegone said that is what they get for fooling around…

Then in came a beautiful goddess. Actually the very first goddess that I had seen. She was really stunning, but the device she had in her hands made me not appreciate her as much as I would like to have. I was told to stay still and that I would feel some pain. She pressed the device against the back of my head and kabamn, I was hit by something that felt like they exploded my brain. Two days later I woke up in a soft bed and comfy sheets. Lots of pretty girls taking care of me and that was pretty cool!

I then found out from Woewebegone that I had a special armor insert installed in my brain. A part of the human brain that is not used, is the place that it is installed. Every set of armor is different for every user and I was the first human that ever had this armor installed. It is an armor that is genetically bonded to the person. It is designed for gods and since us humans are modeled after the gods then it should work. The better my genetics are the better the armor is…

I found out that I would know how good the armor was in one week after it adjusted to my body and healed it self. I waited and was treated like a king while I waited…

After a week went by I was taken to an arena. I was told everything was automatic and my armor if it was working it would save me from the test that I was going to take. I was told that 10% of the armor does not work at all and 30% does not work the first one or two times it is activated…

Well my armor did not activate at all with the first test! I had to bare handed kill a strange creature from the wilds of the planet. It almost took me out instead and was a fair match to the end. I finally broke its neck. When I was done I was yelling something like.” F**** you and the horse you rode up on!” Their answer was to release a bigger badder creature that looked even meaner. The damn suit still did not activate. I killed this creature and as I was getting real mad by now, this creature was killed by sheer meanness on my part. They did not wait for me to even cuss this time and unleashed a huge ugly creature that stood at least 12 feet tall and had fangs a foot long. My armor still did not activate and I was so mad at this point that I killed the creature by grabbing its fangs and ripping them out and stabbing it too death with its own fangs…

Then the final test and they told me that they never ever had to go this far before, You see the suit only activates automatically if the need is there and it seemed to think I did not need any help…

Well this third test, out came twelve creatures and they were in a real bad mood, for you see I just killed all there buddies and I guess that never happens at all. I guess the suit decided that 12 uglies was enough to warrant helping me, because all of a sudden I was coated in the most incredible layer of indestructible material and it all came out of the back of my head. Since I was naked it did not destroy my clothes then , but as I found out later it messes up my clothes I have on. It was deep purple in color and I could hear the murmurers of everyone all over the place at the color. I was told that it was a never seen color before. Black, gray and white are the almost only colors. Red has appeared once and so has tan. I was a huge grape…

I was attacked by the 12 creatures and in less than 2 minutes they were cleaning up the mess I made as I slaughtered all twelve in a record time…

Now I have to tell you this suit is one bad ass piece of armor and in it, I really seem to be indestructible…

Now I spent a good part of a month and trained on how to use my suit. I can activate my suit myself and I have special holder for sword shield and dagger. They alter and work with the expansion of my suit. The bad thing is that when I am done using the suit. I am butt naked..

Before I left the planet I met the god that ran the planet. He was named Marcisis and he looked me over before I left. Then he took my hand and held on as tight as he could and said, “Use the sword, as I give myself to thee to use my powers for good instead of evil.” He then said, “I have been turned by the Zombies and will change! I have not much longer and want to die with a good heart!” I understood that he just came back from a battle against the Zombie gods and it looks like we won but many are lost in the end…

I pulled the sword and it sang as if it knew that it would feed on god blood…

I looked into his eyes and he thanked me as I could see the Zombie virus fighting to overcome him as he knelt there. I cut him plain in half, from the top of his head straight down the middle of his body. By the time the blade exited the body he was drained and I got to absorb the power of a full true upper god. It tore me apart and it was a energy burst like I have not felt since. The sword glowed pure deep purple and pulsated as it sang its death song…

I felt the whole planet shudder as I sheathed the sword and it sighed as it realized that death was put away safe at last. Things have stepped up to a whole new level and I was just beginning to realize that this was no dream and I was standing toe to toe with gods that we only read about in fair tales…

I remember as Woewebegone and I got back to training on our own planet, that he had a new respect for me, but never let up on pushing me to the max…

The best that I can tell you is that the suit is made up of nano technology and it uses nano robots. Tiny tiny little devils that do more than just armor me. They also heal me, cure me and power me up to levels unheard of in human history. I understand that my suit was a perfect match for my genetics and is flawless in every way that they can test…

I was told I have been given a gift that only one human has ever had and it was a gift that exceeded what the gods get as armor. They created my suit from the finest materials dug from the core of the planet and refined to the highest level possible. The nano robots were of a new variety that was designed only for a human and not a god. The true power of the suit is unknown and that I should respect and use it wisely…

I guess I stepped into legend category! When I am outfitted in full weapons and armor, I am considered by human standards as being indestructible. But remember that I said human standards. I am going against gods not humans and besides I feel the effect of the suit and swords power as I struggle to keep my sanity at the same time…

As I have said before, “I am getting to old for this!” I need a vacation…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

Zombies are getting Badder and Tougher all the Time…

*** So we are caught up to date and I will try to do a better job keeping things updated. I will say that Dogg and I see a lot of signs of Zombies out about the town and I am suspecting that the new mayor of our city is a Leader Zombie and if he is then that could be a real issue… ***

Originally when I started to write down things about Zombies. I was going to make a book, but then I realize that I am so busy killing Zombies that I am just going to write down things when I can and create a diary of a sorts…

You have to understand that everything that I write is what is really happening to me and we are not in some future or in some past time. We are in the present day time. Zombies are all around us and if you are not careful you will be a Zombie also. Then, I may have to eradicate you too… 🙂

So while I will try to keep an order to the story. I do not guarantee that anymore. I will just say that Life is chaotic and a life with Zombies is very chaotic…

So lets talk today about a walk that Dogg and I took:

Dogg and I took a walk last week. We decided that we would scout about and see what this lonely old power plant neighborhood would bring for excitement. We had been cooped up a long time and had not strolled around much since the time that we were almost killed by the Spider Zombie. I was also still upset about the death of Ben Zombie, because I still feel that he and I could have been a good team. Dogg and I walked to clear our thoughts and most of all, to allow us to get ourselves together. Other words be one with the world again…

We were walking around the back 40, as I call it of the power plant. The backside of the power planet has about 40 acres. So I call it the back 40. We were walking deep in thought or at least I was. Dogg was chasing a squirrel and trying to catch a rabbit at the same time. Dogg was just having fun. Because he would never hurt any tiny creature…

Everything was cool, until we heard a noise near the back fence line ahead of our position. Dogg went on point and I heard his Zombie sighting growl, that he gives when he sees a Zombie. I looked were he was looking and saw a horrific sight. Staring at me and Dogg was a Zombie that had to have been 10 foot tall and as broad as a double door way and had muscles corded all over any of his body that I could see, not covered up by clothes…

I took off my long trench coat after I pulled out the 444 Marlin lever action that I had hidden inside and also pulled out my new ceramic blade machete and stood waiting to see what he was going to do. Then he jumped at Dogg and I – like a fiend from hell…

He moved so fast that I could not aim, so I simply shot all 4 rounds of 300 grain 444’s into his body as fast as I could and then as he landed in front of me. I reversed the rifle and broke it over his head. Then I grabbed the machete and rolled away way away from this huge creature. While he was not as huge as Baby Zombie he was 5 times faster and just as strong…

The four rounds of 444 Marlin square in the middle of his chest, seemed to have not affected him at all…

I stood up quickly with my machete in hand and was ready for his attack. He looked at me and started to turn my way. That is when Dogg attacked! You will not believe this but Dogg leaped 10 foot in the air and bit the Zombie in the face. The Zombie smacked Dogg across the field that we were in and I watched as Dogg rolled, then he got up growling. Dogg was mad…

I looked back at the Zombie and realized that Dogg had taken his left eye out. That would help and now I saw a weakness to help attack the Zombie. I motioned for Dogg to attack again. Then as Dogg attacked, I ran toward the Zombie. The Zombie was caught in opposing attacks…

Dogg saw what I was doing and he ran between the Zombies legs to confuse the Zombie. The Zombie reached for Dogg and that is when I appeared. I chopped with the machete with all my might and embedded it deep into the Zombies shoulder. It was the sharpest machete that I have ever had, but it felt like I was cutting stone…

I could not pull the machete out and he stood up full height and the handle came out of my hand. He was damn tall and the machete was still in his shoulder. He then back handed me and I flew like what seemed 20 feet. All I could see was stars and lights flashing in my vision. I could hear Dogg growl and then I heard a roar from the Zombie that scared me…

I crawled across the ground and realized that my hand hit the broken rifle. It had just only had the butt stock broken off. So I reached into my right pants pocket and pulled out the 4 extra shells I kept there. I felt my way to load them as my vision started to clear. I heard Dogg growl and I heard the Zombie scream in hate and fear. I could tell Dogg was winning…

My eyes cleared enough to see what was happening and I realized why the Zombie was loosing it. Dogg was doing his famous bite the crotch and don’t let go until death, type of move. The Zombie had a 15 kilo titanium toothed killer latched on to were it hurts guys the most. This Zombie was not happy about what Dogg was doing…

I levered the gun and aimed the best I could without a stock. I yelled, “Hey Ugly!” The Zombie looked up at me and I pulled the trigger…

The bullet entered right between the Zombies eyes and blew the whole back of his head off. Dogg let go of the Zombie and ran like hell. For Dogg did not want to be underneath the Zombie when he fell…

I swear the ground shook and trembled. But most likely that was just my head still messed up from being smacked. As the Zombie hit the ground the machete popped out from his shoulder and I ran to grab it. I then chopped his head off, to make sure he was not going anywhere…

Dogg came over to me where I had just sat down on the ground and licked my face as if to say, “Good Daddy!”

Well that is it for today and next time I will talk about the trip we (Dogg and I) made downtown in our quiet little city. It was interesting and we met the mayor…

Stryker

I Chit Chat with a Zombie…

Zombie Baby...

*** Dogg went over and sniffed the Zombie and looked at me like, I think he means it and then walked over to a tree and pissed. I took that as a good sign that Dogg did not piss on him…

I looked at him and waved to him to come on, with my machete… ***

His name is Benjamin or Ben for short. He was a doctor at an emergency room at a hospital. Ben was turned by a Source Code Zombie that was giving birth to a Zombie baby. He was helping what he thought was a woman who was in direr need of doctors assistance in a wooded area by his house. He found out a second too late that she was no ordinary woman. He was infected not by a bite or scratch but by the fluids that were present at birth as the baby was being born. It seems he got some in his eye. He tried to cure himself with his vast array of drugs that were available to him, but to no avail. He still turned…

But his turning into a Zombie was much different than normal. He was a walking dead but he had no appetite for eating humans or their brains…

I sat an listened to his tale. We were in my house and I was doing some sideline thinking of my own. I was trying to figure out why I trusted him and did not kill him when I had the chance at the cemetery? Dogg seemed okay with the Zombie in the house and that was most likely why I was okay with it all. For Dogg would kill him if he was a problem…

My interest perked back to what he was saying to me as I heard him talk about the child of the Source Code Zombie that he helped to bring into the world…

He said: The child was huge in fact so big that the mothers pelvic bones cracked and she split opened giving birth to this creature of a baby. The woman did not utter a sound in pain and that is when I realized that her blood was blue in color and she had no heart beat. She looked at me with pleading eyes as if to ask help on getting this child out and then she could get on with business. I helped the child be born…

Once this child was born it tried to bite me and took off running away from me. It did not care about his mother or anything. It just left. The mother watched it run a second and then turned toward me and I saw her eyes change. She wanted to eat me and that was clear. I was thinking as I got up and ran, that she was a Zombie! But Zombies are not real, I kept telling myself that as I started to feel the effects of something changing myself into a living dead. I tried everything I could to stop from becoming a Zombie and I kept telling myself that Zombies are no real…

The fact I changed into a Zombie saved me from being eaten on my last day as a human. I ran into the Zombie woman again and she sniffed at me and walked away. Then I was smashed  against a wall by the creature that she had born. It was huge. It had grown in days to the size of a very large man and looked to be still growing. He was hovered over me and seemed to be in the mood to rip my head off and then he stopped and sniffed at me. He dropped me and left me to finish changing into a Zombie…

I was at the old power plant when all this happened. The female Zombie wanders around the old plant like she is lost now. The next time I saw the Zombie Baby was when you spared me from total death. The Zombie Baby is about 2 weeks old and the size of a bulldozer…

Ben stopped talking as if he was in deep thought at this point. I was thinking about what he had just said. It seems that we now have two new types of Zombies. Ben was one and the Zombie Baby was another…

Ben the Zombie I can handle, but the Zombie Baby! That could be a real big bad issue…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…

PS: Next post – Ben is asking to partner with me and kill Zombies…

Checking out the Old Cemetery – Part 2…

*** I looked around and proceeded to step on the Zombie so that he would not get up and pulled my machete out from his back. I turned the leader Zombie over and was thinking about asking some questions… (Ending of part 1) ***

As I turned him over I noticed that he was playing dead. His eyes were closed and he laid limp like a rag doll. I looked at hm for a minute and then said if you want to keep your head on your shoulders then you better quit playing dead. I have some questions to ask you and maybe just maybe, I will let you live so that I can kill you another day…

I saw one eye open just a little bit and when he saw my machete in hand he cringed. I kicked him and said that I have a short supply of patience. He them mumbled something like what do I have to do to live? I smiled and said answer my questions truthfully…

I let him sit up and brush the dirt off of him. After he asked if he could smoke and I agreed. After a few puffs on the cigarette he said what questions? I then proceeded to ask him about if he knew where the Source Code Zombie was? He said yes and I needed to go to the old power plant across town. I asked what he (Source Code Zombie) looked like. He told me that he was a she and was about 5 foot tall and slender. Brown dress and a knife with a silver hilt sticking out of her back. You can’t miss her…

I told Dogg to come and we started to walk away. I turned back and said, “Leave and go far away or I will kill you, the next time we meet. Thanks for the info…” He just looked at me like he could not believe that I did not kill him and started to smoke his cigarette again…

I felt that I would be seeing him again but right now I had better things to do and that was to find a Source Code Zombie and remove the Zombie leader making creature from the city…

As Dogg and I walked home we saw a person watching us from deep in the woods. I told Dogg to “hunt” and that gave Dogg permission to check out who it was but not attack…

I watched what ever it was and when it saw Dogg was coming for it. It roared and to my amazement ripped a huge tree out of the ground. This tree was about 8 to 9 inches across and 20 feet tall. Full of leaves and branches. It was a full grown tree…

Now Dogg is smart and when he sees something equivalent to like a bull elephant ripping a tree up he runs. He is not stupid. He came back to my side as fast as lightning and we both stood there and watched a humanoid creature toss a tree our way. We took off running backwards and narrowly missed being crushed by a tree. Then the creature took off and disappeared in a smashing of trees out of sight…

I looked at Dogg and said, “What the hell was that?” A voice behind us said, “That was a Source Code Zombie Offspring!”

I turned around and there was the leader Zombie that I just left and told to leave. He was smoking a cigarette and looked very sobered. He said that we may want to work together on this new issue. That if I will let him talk we can discuss what is happening and why he wants to help me kill Zombies…

Dogg went over and sniffed the Zombie and looked at me like, I think he means it and then walked over to a tree and pissed. I took that as a good sign that Dogg did not piss on him…

I looked at him and waved to him to come on, with my machete…

Stryker

The Zombie Source Code…

PS: I will get back to you when I understand more of what is happening. I walked in silence and thought about what is happening to our world…