I am going to step back and explain my armor that I have. It like my sword came from another planet and that planet this time was called Xcices. Xcises was a planet of the armor makers for the gods. Woewebegone took me there and had me fitted with a special suit of armor…

I was told to bring the sword, dagger and shield as they all are an intricate part of any armor. We appeared on the planet after Woewebegone did one of his usual magical tricks of exportation. Xcices was a dry, arid planet and the population seemed to be only gods and a few troll armor makers. I was taken to a cave that housed the head of the armorer planet and was told to stand on a special gold disc on the floor in a room of the cave. I was told not to move. In the room came a troll that was just plain huge and uglier than a pug dog…

The troll looked me over and looked at the back of my neck about a dozen times. Smaller trolls came and took measurements. Then another huge troll came in and looked me over. He grunted and groaned a hundred times and then with what sound like a okay grunt he left. I stood on that circle of gold for another two hours. Then a few ugly little trolls came in and led me into a room with a table. I was then told by Woewebegone who appeared from nowhere to take all my clothes off and lay face first down on the table…

I heard a bunch of trolls try to cart my sword off and other stuff. Woewebegone said to let them do what they must do and that I would experience tremendous pain before long. I should live, but be ready for the worst…

I thought, gee thanks…

I later heard that 5 trolls had died and one demigod had died messing with my sword. Woewebegone said that is what they get for fooling around…

Then in came a beautiful goddess. Actually the very first goddess that I had seen. She was really stunning, but the device she had in her hands made me not appreciate her as much as I would like to have. I was told to stay still and that I would feel some pain. She pressed the device against the back of my head and kabamn, I was hit by something that felt like they exploded my brain. Two days later I woke up in a soft bed and comfy sheets. Lots of pretty girls taking care of me and that was pretty cool!

I then found out from Woewebegone that I had a special armor insert installed in my brain. A part of the human brain that is not used, is the place that it is installed. Every set of armor is different for every user and I was the first human that ever had this armor installed. It is an armor that is genetically bonded to the person. It is designed for gods and since us humans are modeled after the gods then it should work. The better my genetics are the better the armor is…

I found out that I would know how good the armor was in one week after it adjusted to my body and healed it self. I waited and was treated like a king while I waited…

After a week went by I was taken to an arena. I was told everything was automatic and my armor if it was working it would save me from the test that I was going to take. I was told that 10% of the armor does not work at all and 30% does not work the first one or two times it is activated…

Well my armor did not activate at all with the first test! I had to bare handed kill a strange creature from the wilds of the planet. It almost took me out instead and was a fair match to the end. I finally broke its neck. When I was done I was yelling something like.” F**** you and the horse you rode up on!” Their answer was to release a bigger badder creature that looked even meaner. The damn suit still did not activate. I killed this creature and as I was getting real mad by now, this creature was killed by sheer meanness on my part. They did not wait for me to even cuss this time and unleashed a huge ugly creature that stood at least 12 feet tall and had fangs a foot long. My armor still did not activate and I was so mad at this point that I killed the creature by grabbing its fangs and ripping them out and stabbing it too death with its own fangs…

Then the final test and they told me that they never ever had to go this far before, You see the suit only activates automatically if the need is there and it seemed to think I did not need any help…

Well this third test, out came twelve creatures and they were in a real bad mood, for you see I just killed all there buddies and I guess that never happens at all. I guess the suit decided that 12 uglies was enough to warrant helping me, because all of a sudden I was coated in the most incredible layer of indestructible material and it all came out of the back of my head. Since I was naked it did not destroy my clothes then , but as I found out later it messes up my clothes I have on. It was deep purple in color and I could hear the murmurers of everyone all over the place at the color. I was told that it was a never seen color before. Black, gray and white are the almost only colors. Red has appeared once and so has tan. I was a huge grape…

I was attacked by the 12 creatures and in less than 2 minutes they were cleaning up the mess I made as I slaughtered all twelve in a record time…

Now I have to tell you this suit is one bad ass piece of armor and in it, I really seem to be indestructible…

Now I spent a good part of a month and trained on how to use my suit. I can activate my suit myself and I have special holder for sword shield and dagger. They alter and work with the expansion of my suit. The bad thing is that when I am done using the suit. I am butt naked..

Before I left the planet I met the god that ran the planet. He was named Marcisis and he looked me over before I left. Then he took my hand and held on as tight as he could and said, “Use the sword, as I give myself to thee to use my powers for good instead of evil.” He then said, “I have been turned by the Zombies and will change! I have not much longer and want to die with a good heart!” I understood that he just came back from a battle against the Zombie gods and it looks like we won but many are lost in the end…

I pulled the sword and it sang as if it knew that it would feed on god blood…

I looked into his eyes and he thanked me as I could see the Zombie virus fighting to overcome him as he knelt there. I cut him plain in half, from the top of his head straight down the middle of his body. By the time the blade exited the body he was drained and I got to absorb the power of a full true upper god. It tore me apart and it was a energy burst like I have not felt since. The sword glowed pure deep purple and pulsated as it sang its death song…

I felt the whole planet shudder as I sheathed the sword and it sighed as it realized that death was put away safe at last. Things have stepped up to a whole new level and I was just beginning to realize that this was no dream and I was standing toe to toe with gods that we only read about in fair tales…

I remember as Woewebegone and I got back to training on our own planet, that he had a new respect for me, but never let up on pushing me to the max…

The best that I can tell you is that the suit is made up of nano technology and it uses nano robots. Tiny tiny little devils that do more than just armor me. They also heal me, cure me and power me up to levels unheard of in human history. I understand that my suit was a perfect match for my genetics and is flawless in every way that they can test…

I was told I have been given a gift that only one human has ever had and it was a gift that exceeded what the gods get as armor. They created my suit from the finest materials dug from the core of the planet and refined to the highest level possible. The nano robots were of a new variety that was designed only for a human and not a god. The true power of the suit is unknown and that I should respect and use it wisely…

I guess I stepped into legend category! When I am outfitted in full weapons and armor, I am considered by human standards as being indestructible. But remember that I said human standards. I am going against gods not humans and besides I feel the effect of the suit and swords power as I struggle to keep my sanity at the same time…

As I have said before, “I am getting to old for this!” I need a vacation…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…