Bah Humbug: Kung Fu…

Kung Fu – Smung Doo, that is what I think as I got up this morning and felt like a freight train had run over me. Girl tossed me around like a rag doll in a wind tunnel and Dogg smiled the whole time. Dogg never once tried to question anything about why his daddy was getting beat up by a girl…

So Kung Fu – Smung Doo is what I think about it all… Ouch!

Oh I did inquire as to how all the Zombie bodies disappeared after the huge fight we had. Girl just said that when she woke up from being passed out by the fence post outside, where I had last seen her! That all the Zombies were gone. Dogg refuses to tell me and acts like he does not know what I am talking about. It looks to me that we had a visit from the gods and they cleaned up their mess. That is the only reason that I could figure that Dogg really does not know or he was told not to tell…

I will have another lesson in Kung Fu this afternoon and Girl just looks at me as if I am helpless. In fact she keeps asking how I made it this far against the killer Zombies. Dogg just says, “Bow Wow every time!”

I am starting to get a little bit grouchy and the god of war in me is getting testy! I hope that we can create a ambiance of a solution to this situation that seems to be developing. I have a fat headed Dogg who thinks he is gods gift to Zombie killing and a Girl who thinks her hands of steel is the answer to life…

Maybe I need to retire, just too old for all this crap…

Stryker
The Zombie Source Code…