Vitaly never met us, but as we knew were to go and what port! We went and was met by this very upset Sea Captain. Our ticket to Russia was a freighter called the Monmouth Bite! Notice I said “Was!” The Captain gave us this giant of a dog and a bag that belonged to Vitaly and told us to get our asses out of here or he would call the police personally. He wants nothing to do with anti-government scum and besides he said that he was being paid more to get rid of us, than we could afford anyway…
I told Ben to calm down as he had that look in his eyes, you know that look like I will kill him if you want and solve this issues right now. I said “NO!” I packed the big dog in the vehicle and I drove this time. I had seen some issues that made me realize that we were stepping into a trap back there and they were just waiting for us to trigger it. The Captain was actually helping us and I realized that as I read his eyes as he talked tough to us. I saw men stationed on top of roofs and other areas with weapons. Looks like a governmental surprise was in store for us. I new that a sea captain worth his weight in gold would never support a government of any country. They are free spirits that roam the plant on the last semi free area of earth. The oceans…
I drove off slowly and peacefully. As I explained to Ben what was happening. We drove a awhile and decided to get back to the original meeting point. We also picked up the package that was sent to me with a computer doohickey in it. Ben calmed down and just as we started to get to the outskirts of the city, all hell broke loose in the vehicle. Dogg decided to become a bad ass and tell this over grown dog in the back seat who is boss. I told Dogg to shut up and calm down and that was the last thing that I could think or do, as little Dogg tried out his changeling powers and turned into a bear. A real bear and not even a little baby bear but a full grown 2000 pound Grizzly Bear! Ben is lucky that he is a Zombie because a little puppy transforming into a huge bear while sitting on your lap, would kill a normal human. The vehicle exploded literally and the next thing I knew, we were on the side of the road and just Ben and the Bear/Dogg inside the vehicle. The vehicle’s rear door or hatch was ripped open and out came a bear roaring like a freight train. The big dog next to me tried to hide behind me as he saw this 1 ton attitude looking for him. Then the side door on the vehicle opened and a Ben fell out, much worse for the wear…
The bear/Dogg went up to his back feet and he had to have stood 10 feet tall. OMG he was huge, but I knew that this was still Dogg and I had to reassert control, as he was just a puppy still. Heaven help us when he grows up…
I said, “Dogg, Stop! Dogg, Stop! Dogg Bad!” I said this as mean and authoritative as I could, but I have to say that compared to the bear growl that I heard, he had more authority than I had at that moment. Then Ben got up and tried to walk to Dogg. Ben fell over in frot of Dogg/bear and was silent and in serious pain. Dogg realized what was happening at that point and the transformation back to a dog was just as instant as the transformation to a bear. The next thing I knew was that Dogg was licking Ben’s face and telling Ben that he was sorry. Then Dogg licked my hand and face and told me he was sorry, but as for the big dog! Dogg just growled this little puppy growl and big dog rolled over and was submissive… 🙂
I scolded Dogg and was the big tough human boss daddy. Dogg was sorry and his eyes told me it would never happen again???
That is when our phone in the vehicle rang. I ran a grabbed it and found Vitaly on the other end of the line. He said to look up and you will see a helicopter soon. Sure enough there he was and after discovering a place to land we gathered together…
I will get back with you after a few days. The game plan is on to Russia by helicopter. Yes I can tell you now because I received a whole laptop in the mail. It is some special type of laptop and it allows me to set a few parameters and keep the tattle tells away. So if you hear someone say that they can not see the blog anymore then just smile and say you can’t either. Must be dead or something… 🙂
We will fly as close as we can to Russia but not cross the boundaries. We are going to land on the ice and walk to Russia from the international area. Vitaly has it planned out and we only have him to trust! Trust him we can, because he is a Russian! While Russians are mean and wicked at times, they are always trustworthy and do not sell out family or friends. Vitally expects that it will only take a few minutes for the weight of the helicopter to finally crack the ice and sink, so we will have to run as soon as we hit the surface of ice. Vitaly will keep the prop going to take a load off of the ice and then as he kills the engine and we are a long ways away he will run like hell to get away from the helicopter. He is going to drop a grenade to help shatter the ice. We want the copter to sink in the sea…
Vitaly says speed is of the utmost and I will have a day of rest to really get things caught up once we get into Russia. He has friends that have a wonderful ice hotel that is a dream to stay at. Fresh fish and wonderful Russian women on the menu. The copter has two snow mobiles strapped under it and two trailers with clothes and supplies. Vitaly says that we have about 3 days of walking and snowmobiling before we get to safety. If we make it. For we have lots of deep water under the ice that we will be traveling on and Spring is trying to come to this part of the world…
Vitaly has been busy while we have been enjoying the drive the last few days. Vitaly said he figutred out what was happening and saw government guys sneaking around. He talked with the captain and they worked out a plan. It kept the captain from getting in trouble and kept us out of deaths bed…
I told everyone not to upset Dogg as he is a growing delicate puppy that has hormonal issues. Vitaly just looked at us and then looked at little Dogg. I said, “Don’t laugh! He can get mean!” Vitaly’s dog whimpered and Vitaly had a look of, “What did I miss?” on his face! I told him I would tell him later as I figured that he really did not need to know what kind of surprise package he had on board. He might not take us then… 🙂
So talk to you in a couple of days, I hope! I am writing this and all I see under us is a vast sea of ice. We had stopped at Wales, Alaska before crossing the Bering straight. Had to have one last pizza before Russia. I hear they do not have many pizza’s in Russia…
So we are really back on track and now it is time to start hunting for Zighile Comstock. My dreams have been silent for awhile and my daughter has not been asking for help! I hope that is not a bad sign of things to come…
Stryker
The Zombie Source Code